4chan Declares War On Snow 201
With all the recent hacktivism in the news, Anonymous has decided to take on a new and powerful enemy: snow. On Sunday the group announced that it will "do everything in its power to shut snow down by attacking the Weather Channel and North Face websites, boycotting outerwear, and voting for the sun as Time’s 2010 Person Of The Year." I'm sure there are a lot of people in Minneapolis right now that would wish them luck.
Minneapolisians (Score:4, Funny)
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Everybody knows urine is sterile.
Is that because yellow snow eaters don't have children?
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It may be sterile while it's in your bladder, but the journey out is a dirty one.
However it’s also somewhat corrosive and as a result possesses some antiseptic properties, so there’s a good chance it makes it through and is still relatively clean.
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Ummm, where have you been playing?
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>Just don't eat the yellow snow!
Unless, of course, yellow snow is the only thing around that could save you from severe dehydration.
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Nanook, don't be a naughty eskimo. Save your money, don't go to the show.
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Damn (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Damn (Score:4, Informative)
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Damn this is just dumb, I feel bad for even giving it attention by posting here.
Honestly, I think this was a great move from them. They've been building up quite a bad imagine now that all (even small) news outlets are talking about their attacks. Maybe this will help put them into perspective. I think it's very close that most law enforcement agencies pick these guys up as easy cases against DDOS attack makers, having the public view change from criminals to mischievous youth with a sense of humor can make quite a difference.
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Who peed in your corn flakes this morning?
Snow did. No wait... Hmmm, we're not in Soviet Russia by chance, are we?
April 1st already? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:April 1st already? (Score:4, Funny)
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Depends on who you ask, Meteorological winter started 12 days ago.
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Pfft, meteorologists are the mouthpieces of the CONSPIRACY!
I wish them luck as well (Score:1)
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Come to the southern hemisphere, it's summer now.
troll thread (Score:3)
is obvious
NOPE (Score:1)
I think this is the first of Anon's crusades that I don't support.
I mean, it's snow!
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I think this is the first of Anon's crusades that I don't support.
I mean, it's snow!
What has Darren O'Brien [wikipedia.org] done now?
Get to it at the source... (Score:1)
The best bet would be to sign a petition for the abandonment of the winter olympics, that way we'd be rid of winter all together by removing the need for it.
Would Someone Please Declare War... (Score:5)
...on that stupid word, "Hacktivism?"
Re:Would Someone Please Declare War... (Score:5, Funny)
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I think they just did, in their own way.
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Would it be correct to call Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, a cracktivist?
Anons versus GOD. (Score:4, Funny)
I have 3-2 odds on Anons.
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3 -2 in favor of a bunch of stupid script kiddies?
People far more intelligent than these retards are engaged in that debate.
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yes
http://www.bible.com/ [bible.com]
Back to basics (Score:1)
If it weren't for the Wikileaks nonsense, anonymous trolling for teh lulz wouldn't be news. I'm interested to see how the publicity plays out here, but this is exactly what /b/ is about, random nonsense. So fuck snow, and let's get on with the news.
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Finally (Score:5, Insightful)
They found something useful to do.
Seriously, with all this Wikileaks bullshit I was getting worried Anonymous might have forgotten about the lulz.
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Hey, I actually USE the weather channel website, you insensitive clod!
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Snow-enabler!!
Good (Score:5, Funny)
I've never forgiven him for that piece of shit "Informer" song.
(a licky boom-boom down)
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Great, now I'm going to hum that tune all day!
In-for-MER (Score:2)
Ah something something something YEAH
A nikity boom boom yeah!
I hope they don't hack the
Sudbury Neutrino Observatory (SNO)
because that's harder to rhyme than Spelling, Tori (Yo!)
Dear Slashdot, this is a joke site. (Score:2, Informative)
This same site is reporting the TSA has integrated full body scanners with Facebook [tumblr.com].
Now, if Slashdot wishes to be taken as seriously as Wonder-Tonic or The ONION ...
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...and this is posted under Idle, where all of the silly-season articles live; if you see a story referenced in an Idle article and take it for straight reporting, rather than pure entertainment, then you deserve to be laughed at, too.
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Well, I *never* take anything on slashdot seriously myself.
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Now, if Slashdot wishes to be taken as seriously as Wonder-Tonic or The ONION ...
You might be surprised by how many times their articles have been excerpted and reported elsewhere as serious news. This has happened with The Onion articles since they started, over 20 years ago.
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"Epic lolz at the comments on that Facebook Integration link... SOOO many people think it's real."
Assuming the News Media is populated with real people (I suspect their all animated mannequins) they were fooled into believing Pedobear was an actual symbol used by a cabal of child molesters.I always considered that an epic 4chan win.
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Why? What does it say?
ADHD (Score:2)
Hactivism 101 (Score:2)
2. Copy and paste code
3. Hactivate!
Snow is not all bad... in moderation (Score:1)
Snow is great if you like to ski, sled, or partake in other wintertime recreation that require it. It is nice to have (but not too much) in December for that effect it gives with the Christmas decor. But come January and February, it gets to be annoying as it turns to icy and an ugly yellow/brown from thaw cycles. Come March and April, it damn near angers many people since it slows the warming of spring. Many times in the past few years in South Dakota, we have gotten big snowstorms in the last couple weeks
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it gets to be annoying as it turns to .. an ugly yellow/brown from thaw cycles.
Umm, I hate to break it to you Brewmeister but that yellow/brown isn't from freeze thaw cycles. Theres a bit of a biological component there. Seen any dogs near that snow recently?
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Well, it's "naturally-occurring" all right...
So wait... (Score:1)
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isn't this just a roundabout way to say that they don't support "The Cloud"?
I wish I had mod points for you...bravo.
Giant goliath convector heater of sorts (Score:2)
Specifically, I was either thinking of some giant fan assisted heaters (which are probably too noisy), or more likely, a giant network of underground heaters which co
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Going outside at this time of year is a pain because it's cold. Here's a really weird random question: If we had (hypothetically) unlimited energy/power (and I do mean unlimited), could we effectively, cheaply and practically heat all our streets from 0 to say 24 degrees c, or would it be too noisy, costly on parts, or otherwise impractical?
If you had hypothetical unlimited labor to maintain and patch all the leaks (assuming a hot water system here...)
All you "really" need to do is heat it to 1 degree C for fairly obvious reasons.
You'd have serious animal issues. You'd have snow free roads but they'd be covered in snakes and reptiles.
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I doubt a water system would be very maintainable, and there could be come limits there. I was thinking of something more solid-state (i.e. giant versions of the "cooker hob rings", but underground.
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I, for one, welcome our new snake underlords.
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If we had (hypothetically) unlimited energy/power (and I do mean unlimited), could we effectively, cheaply and practically heat all our streets from 0 to say 24 degrees c, or would it be too noisy, costly on parts, or otherwise impractical?
Tilt the earth back and the sun will do that for you.
Luck? Pfft... (Score:2)
As someone who lives in the Minneapolis area, I wish them no such thing. However, if they want to pick up some shovels and take this stuff away I would have no objection.
Can everyone do me a favor? (Score:2)
Stop giving these children media attention?
That was the smartest move I've seen in a while (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously. No, I'm not kidding, I think this is one of the smartest things that could be done.
Why?
Because they just reduced themselves back from "a political activist platform" to "14 year olds with too much time on their hands". Before you consider the ego, consider how the powers that are (tm) will react to either.
Whether they are one or the other, what do I know? I only know that being the latter means that nobody will seriously try to bring you down, while being the former just might get you too much attention from organizations whose attention is something you don't want if you want to continue living, working and having fun in peace.
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Except that from one look at the image it’s obvious that this isn’t the handiwork of Anon. It’s just a poorly-done parody.
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How do you tell what is legitimately an "Anonymous" product and what is not?
It's not like they have an official PSYOPS division whose job it is to make these things. For all you know, it could have been created by an Anon to be deliberately poor in quality.
That aside, that's the real beauty and real danger of the group. They're only motivated by what seems to amuse them, but occasionally they've been shown to mobilize towards something they perceive as an injustice - put a video of yourself abusing a cat on
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They're highly unpredictable, highly random, and hugely difficult to take down as a collective because there isn't a collective per se.
And this is exactly what scares the shit out of totalitarian governments... All their regular methods of taking down an organization will fail miserably, and probably only add in some way to the Streisand Effect of whatever they are trying to stop...
It's like an enemy that can't be fought without losing. They may mostly be script-kiddies, but I recognize Anonymous as the powerful movement that it is; an unstoppable voice of the people.
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Your premise has a problem tho... you are presuming the possibility of being 'reduced' in the eyes of the 'man'.
Once you've got their attention they rarely decide you're not worth looking at anymore until they have proven to themselves that you are truly a non-issue (somewhere between cold in a grave, almost cold in a hospital or nursing home or shivering in a cell)
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Being a government is no excuse for being a bully either. Actually, even less so.
DDoS (Score:2)
Slashdot is too Northern Hemisphere-centric (Score:2)
The great thing about "Anonymous" is... (Score:3)
The cool thing is that with enough of these proclamations from "Anonymous" no one will be able to tell the real from the fake. Well, unless you go to 4chan/b/...in which case you can distract them with boob shots.
Spot on. (Score:2)
This Minnesotan... (Score:2)
... thinks this is just about the dumbest thing I've read in a while... The snow is awesome, it was great seeing people working together over the weekend to help each other shovel out, and now it's just beautiful to look at... The worst part of the whole weekend was trying to avoid the little econo-boxes whose owners didn't have a lick of common sense...
Pretty doubtful (Score:2)
Is 4chan really behind this or did one person post a thread and the news assumes it is their collective will?
I trust this as much as a wikified press release
Truth is out there. (Score:2)
War on snow. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no snow.
So 4chan publicly ridicules itself? (Score:2)
Anonymous originated at 4chan, right? So is this 4channers ridiculing other 4channers? Themselves? Or is it just for the lulz, just like everything they do?
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Stargate wasn't THAT bad.
Alright, Atlantis was, but still...
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Atlantis wasn't bad thanks to Dr McKay!
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Atlantis wasn't bad thanks to Dr McKay!
Agree, SG-1 was great fun, a classic, Atlantis was ok fun, Stargate Universe is boooooring. I blame BSG.
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Stargate Universe is boooooring. I blame BSG.
No kidding. Stargate Universe is essentially House + BSG. It's just sad how much the Universe writers shamelessly rip off those two shows.
When they stop screwing around with the "background music montage" (aka House, aka "We don't know how to write a real ending for the episode so we'll just play music instead") and when they stop with the mind-numbing, shaky-cam filled "character-driven episodes" (aka BSG, aka "Writing interesting science fiction is hard, let's write a soap opera instead -- oh and shaky
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Stargate Universe is boooooring. I blame BSG.
No kidding. Stargate Universe is essentially House + BSG. It's just sad how much the Universe writers shamelessly rip off those two shows.
Actually, I always thought "Stargate Universe == Gilligan's Island + Star Trek: Voyager."
Seriously, all the main tropes originated from Gilligan's Island. Our castaways set sail that day for a three-stargate tour. A three-stargate tour. They get to have weekly guest stars thanks to magic rocks that have them exchanging bodies like the mad scientist episode of Gilligan's Island. They re-invent stuff that the Professor usually made out of split coconuts and bicycle pedals. Col. Young has his naive little
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seriously.... I've seen like 5 episodes
So... what's your opinion worth, having seen five episodes out of ten seasons?
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That's fair. I'm not saying you have to watch it in order to say you don't like it. For example, Jersey Shore really doesn't interest me at all.
But I'm also not going to come out and say "Every Jersey Shore episode is just strippers in catfights and spiky-haired guys getting thrown out of bars."
While Stargate is somewhat repetitive, there are plenty of episodes (including some of the best) which don't follow the pattern CookieForYou identified at all. It would be like dismissing Star Trek because of the par
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Re:Where did this come from (Score:5, Informative)
The term "hacktivism" has been around since at least 1999, in the hacker/cracker e-zines.
I had a CD full of various e-zines, including the whole collection of PHRACK/CDC/LoD at the time, it was certainly on the CD.
(Anonymous Coward because I've forgotten my password and I CBA to try to recover it)
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(Anonymous Coward because I've forgotten my password and I CBA to try to recover it) Not very 1337 are we?
Re:Where did this come from (Score:5, Funny)
“Hacktivism”. Never heard the word before today and now it’s on every second post.
I really hope it doesn’t catch on. I cringe every time I hear it.
Without Hacktivism we'd never get to experience the joy of Hacktivo. Thats right, now you'll never miss another poorly coordinated DDoS because you're too busy actually accomplishing things. Just set the Hacktivo to record your favorite troublemakers and play back the lulz when YOU'RE ready to watch, on your schedule.
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Man, welcome to the fucking nineties.
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Re:Where did this come from (Score:5, Funny)
David Mitchell: I was just going to say that my eye was caught by this whole scandal in America.
Robert Webb: Oh, the scandal in America. Yeah, that is interesting. That must be the biggest scandal since Watergategate.
Mitchell: Watergategate? Isn't it just Watergate?
Webb: No. That would mean it was just about water. No, it was a scandal or "gate", add the suffix "gate", that's what you do with a scandal; involving the Watergate Hotel. So it was called the Watergate scandal, or Watergategate
Mitchell: But doesn't the term "gate" meaning scandal, come from Watergate?
Webb: What, take the last 4 letters of a previous scandal, or hotel, and add it to all future scandals? That can't be the system..
Mitchell: I think it is.
Webb: Well what if there's a scandal about water? What do you call that?
Mitchell: Well you'd call it waterga...ah I see what you mean. Aquagate?
Webb: It's not great is it?
Back on topic: I fully support Snowgate.
Ive been fighting snow... (Score:2)
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The problem is, even if the person putting it out does it as a joke, there are bound to be people who believe it (./) and others that will help carry out the attacks, unaware the whole time.
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/., not ./. Too much console administration lately.
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God bless you sir. It is good to hear from someone who doesn't whine about the winter and actually likes it like I do. There is plenty of room in the tropics and the Sahara for all those snow haters.
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Come on... sandal weather? It's decent enough right now, but three days ago or so it was in the low 20s (Fahrenheit). If you consider that sandal weather, then good sir, you have a stronger constitution than I.