Solar Panels For Your Pants 81
Phoghat writes "A new line of clothes come with its own solar panels to charge small electronics in your pocket. It might be overdoing the 'Green' technology but for the low, low price of $920, you can own a pair of Go Urban Cargo Pants, which boasts 'fly front, low-slung drawstring waist, and two back patch pockets with button down flaps,' but the main reason you might want them is the: "'two side cargo pockets with independently functioning power supply.'"
Or I can charge my stuff at home (Score:3)
And only pay $0.10/kWhr.
(Or work and pay 0.)
And buy pants that don't suck.
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I pay $0.08 sucker... Living in a city with a Nuke ROCKS!
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Or follow the example of the folks over at http://www.otherpower.com/otherpower_wind.shtml [otherpower.com] and roll your own and cut out the middleman. Following the equipment paying for itself, you may save enough to buy these trendy britches.
I offer an upgrade idea to make these pants an "ahead of their time, boon to mankind and several women". Send the power to a battery unit which will be switched via cleverly hidden button at the bottom of the crotch to a diode array and eventually a spark
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To head them off... (Score:1)
There, that should cover about half the comments.
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I'm merely questioning the wisdom of putting solar panels where the sun don't shine.
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A new form of nerd ID (Score:2)
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But herein lies the problem. These pants wil NOT be worn by a nerd. Nerds know they are 100% useless and wont work, Only rich yuppies with no IQ or education on the subject will buy them.
So they are "rob me" indicators.
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But herein lies the problem. These pants wil NOT be worn by a nerd. Nerds know they are 100% useless and wont work, Only rich yuppies with no IQ or education on the subject will buy them.
So they are "rob me" indicators.
I think thieves have a little more fashion sense than stealing pants that ugly. And a little more common sense than wearing blood-covered solar pants in front of the cop investigating a rash of solar pants robberies.
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wakka wakka wakka! (Score:2)
I have enough power in my pants already...
*ba dum bum*
thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal....
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I’m too lazy to calculate it... (Score:2)
Would someone like to try to figure up how many charges you’d have to get from these pants for them to pay for themselves?
For that matter, you could also try to figure up what percentage of the energy used to build the solar panels and assemble the pants you’d recoup from the solar panels over their useful lifespan.
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I actually own a backpack with a solar panel, and IMO you don't buy that sort of thing to save money.
My own rationale was that I'm a heavy user of my N900. I play music, browse websites and use the GPS, and that sort of thing can drain the battery really fast. It's nice to have an extra reserve of power for when it's needed.
I also like to travel, and it gives me considerable peace of mind knowing that if I run out of battery at an inconvenient time, I have a reserve.
backpack with a solar panel, (Score:2)
A solar panel on a backpack is more practical. For one thing you can leave it out in the sun if you are resting in the shade of a tree (or are in a pub having a beer.)
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(or are in a pub having a beer
Yeah you could hitch it to the post beside other peoples horses. Perhaps it should come with a bicycle cable lock.
Incidentally I work in an office building with many of our state's police. I noticed that they now wear this solid body armour stuff as part of their normal uniform. Its not hard to imagine that you could build solar cells into the same material and maybe use the power to operate communications or lighting gear.
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.. and maybe use the power to operate communications or lighting gear.
Hahah I read "lightning gear"
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.. and maybe use the power to operate communications or lighting gear.
Hahah I read "lightning gear"
They already carry those but I believe they run on batteries.
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Actually it charges things at about the maximum speed possible since it's got an internal battery. I also spend a fairly large amount of time on the street and underground, where there are no outlets.
Actua
Washable? (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm seeing a lot of the clothes with integrated technological bits and I always wonder one thing: Is this washable? From the looks of it, these things use removable solar panels. If someone forgets to remove them, I'm guessing you wind up with a $920 dollar pair of regular pants that looks ugly to boot. Let's face it, if you're stupid enough to shell out $920 bucks for these things, you probably aren't the sharpest bowling ball on the rack and you probably will forget to take them out when you wash it.
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That and (Score:1)
Looks pointless (Score:2)
Those panels are way too small and badly positioned to be of any use. It also sounds like a scam, it's way too expensive. Solar panels don't cost that much.
I own an older model of this solar backpack [voltaicsystems.com] and I'd say that anything smaller than that wouldn't be very useful. In my experience it comes very handy (for somebody who heavily uses a phone for music, web browsing and talking), but it is still limited by the panel. The backpack charges an internal battery and can charge a smartphone or music player. Most
Awesome backpack that... (Score:2)
I too have the last-year's model.
Love what they did with making the solar panels detachable on the new model, although I personally would have preferred if they've kept the old 3-plate configuration.
The new 2-plate one has somewhat less power and definitely less redundancy. 2 x 2 Watts instead of 3 x 1.5 Watts.
Might be problematic with those devices that require to be charged directly from the panels as they need more than 600mA that the battery provides.
On the other hand, I don't really think that redundan
Is that a Solar Panel in your pocket? (Score:1)
Completely useless! (Score:1)
Fashion statement (Score:2)
These are meant to show you are fashionably green when you go out clubbing. The only bright light they will ever see is from strobes.
where to begin... (Score:2)
So, out of morbid curiosity and boredom, I read the fucking article and I read the product literature. It's a small solar panel that charges an integrated battery pack. The battery pack is then used to charge your device. I again point to my initial conclusion that you're better off carrying a spare battery.
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The solar-charged battery combination works very well for other such devices.
It is actually exactly what you would want from a solar system - solar when there is sun, solar-charged battery backup when there isn't.
The problem with these pants is that they are hideously ugly, ridiculously expensive and utterly impractical.
And with $175 for replacement panels it is clear that this is a product aimed at that consumer group much bellowed by sellers worldwide - fools with money.
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Well, with a backpack version you don't need a spare battery or a charger. If you carry the backpack around anyway.
Also, it is handy when a friend needs to charge his/her phone/pda/etc. - as long as you have the right adapter or it uses a micro-USB connector for charging.
Also, you can get one of those USB chargers for AA batteries and pour you excess power into those.
As I do have one of those backpacks I can tell you that I don't use any of my chargers from spring to late fall.
I could probably get by with s
OK we all know this is dumb (Score:2)
But does anyone know where I can buy a solar coolie hat? For my head, not my roof.
Pants: (Score:2)
Well... Someone had to link this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc [youtube.com]
See it, then hear it in your head... (Score:2)
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time
Hey, you there! (Score:1)
The obvious question ... (Score:1)
Are those solar panels in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Pajamas! (Score:1)
Looks like someone stapled a couple of gift bags to a pair of pajama pants. Back to the drawing board!
Now with power boosting shirt (Score:2)
A radioactive orange shirt gives off enough light to your solar pants to charge a cellphone!
Disturbing. (Score:1)
I find your lack of [solar-powered] pants disturbing.
I'm English you insensitive clod (Score:1)
Portable solar panels? (Score:1)
Olden (Score:1)
Two years ago I met a girl at a college dorm party who was wearing a solar power coat. This has to have been in /. news, already, right?
UK translation: they don't mean underwear (Score:3)
In the UK "pants" mean "underwear". So some of the slashdot readers on the other side of the pond were probably very confused about this article :-)
In the UK those outwear items you wear on your legs over your underwear / pants are called "trousers".
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Why can't you people speak English like everyone else~
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haha :-)
Darwin pants. (Score:1)
In truth, these pants direct the electricity to the wearer's nutsack, slowly sterilizing stupid people that buy these pants.
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so the bigger your ass (Score:2)
the more power you draw in?
I really would like (Score:2)
to have something I could wear and it charges my devices from my motion.
Next! (Score:2)
Next! A methane fuel cell built into your underwear.
Alternative power (Score:1)
Sun don't shine there... (Score:2)
hmmm (Score:1)