Saudi Arabia Captures "Israeli Spy Vulture"

Saudi Arabian officials have captured a vulture tagged by Israeli scientists on suspicion of being a Mossad spy. The bird was part of a long-term study on the migratory patterns of vultures, or so the Israelis say. The avian arrest comes just weeks after accusations that a shark killing tourists in an Egyptian port city may have been released by Israeli agents to destroy the tourist industry.

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[Bobakitoo]

This just in: muslims are backwards idiots who will find any pretense to blame something on 'da joos'

You are correct, only muslim peopes are doing this. This new and immoral tactic must stop at once! [wikipedia.org]

This really needs to be reposted

[Fibe-Piper]

... on theRegister - oh wait nevermind they already took the bait: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/05/spy_vulture/ [theregister.co.uk]

They may have captured the bird...

[mschaffer]

Well, they may have captured the bird, but I doubt they can make him talk. He's no stool pigeon.

Ba-dum. Cha!

Nothing to get into a flap over.

[RockDoctor]

It must be a really slow news day for such slim pickings to soar to the majestic heights of Idle.

Sorry, should that be "cruise" instead of "soar"? And "depths" instead of "heights"?