Black Eyed Peas Member Joins Intel As Director 188
siliconbits writes "According to ITProPortal: 'Semiconductor giant Intel has announced that it has hired music artist Will.i.am as Director of Creative Innovation, which is a new post as far as we know. Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group, the Black Eyed Peas, and emulates the like of Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid to produce some groovy products.'"
Intel wants to be Apple (Score:5, Funny)
They don't have a Steve Jobs, so they figured, hey, what the fuck, the Black Eyed Peas know more about "cool" than our engineers do.
Sigh.
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Re:Intel wants to be Apple (Score:4, Funny)
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Too bad they got Will.he.was.
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He's going to work for Intel between dinners at "Claw".
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"hey, what the funk"
fixed if for you
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They don't have a Steve Jobs, so they figured, hey, what the fuck, the Black Eyed Peas know more about "cool" than our engineers do.
Ever gone to an Intel-hosted party? Trust me, they know "cool".
MULTIPLE 3d Doom 2 rigs (back when that actually meant something), an open bar, live BattleBots (also back when that meant something)... Those mofos can party.
ps - Dear Slashdot - GIVE ME BACK ITALICS!
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Toshiba commercial (Score:2)
Clearly you, or the people at Intel, haven't listened to the Black Eyed Peas.
*Sigh* :)
Even in the language spoken, there are some pros and cons to every non-technical persons technical venture
Check this short TV ad in the latest coop [youtube.com] between Toshiba USA and rapper T-Pain.
The end result? I'll get in line to buy that "Megagigabyte" hexacore product with his face on it, whenever it's ready.
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But T-Pain's on a boat!
don't forget Dre! (Score:2)
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Dr. Dre is a highly accomplished producer, sound engineer, studio musician and audio programmer. For that matter, so is will.i.am. Your personal taste in music is not terribly relevant to whether or not either of them are good at what they do, and given the amount of respect they command within the community of professionals within their field(s) it doesn't strike me as far-fetched that they have some pretty meaingful skills and knowledge.
That's not to say that their respective collaborations with HP and In
I gotta feeling (Score:5, Funny)
that this job's gonna be a good job...
Saw this the other day. (Score:5, Funny)
I don't want to call out anyone at the event, but one reporter noted during the conference call, that almost everyone in the room was fighting to hold back the laughter. Will.i.am and Intel seem to be the only ones missing the joke.
Fortunately we have T-Pain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4T3a1xDT3U [youtube.com]
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That commercial was hysterical, and I saw it as a shot across the bow of HP, who's been pushing this silliness non-stop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awIRXQth1r4 [youtube.com]
I guess putting celebs up front in the tech world sells widgets, just like everywhere else. :(
4 Members (Score:5, Informative)
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Music Producers push the technology (Score:5, Funny)
Give it a chance, something really good could come of this.
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And I'm thinking this is just some PR stunt.
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Give it a chance, something really good could come of this.
An article about this at ZDNet points out the following:
"will.i.am isn’t going to be donning on a bunny suit and start clocking into Intel’s fab -- No, will.i.am is there to act as a conduit between Intel and the gadget-buying masses who don’t know or care about who made the silicon inside their newest love affair. Just as fans will flock out to buy Polaroid cameras, thinking that Lady Gaga had something to do with it (in case you’re not keeping up with things, Lady Gaga is Polaroid
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The Polaroid Lady Ga Ga move is as lame as the Fergie and Gwen Stefani branding that HP did 7-8 years ago
-I'm just sayin' -Hey -preview is a lot faster now -GOOD JOB
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I'm sure his input will be on the high-end side of what most developers would consider consultation with end users
Intel doesn't even make consumer products though. Companies such as HP, Dell, Toshiba, etc. OEMs buy Intel's parts (and some other parts) and make a consumer product (a computer). I can understand OEMs wanting to be "cool", but Intel? Really?
How many people are going to buy AMD CPUs because AMD is cooler than Intel? Do people who care about "cool" even know the difference? I'm sure that people who know about CPUs care about two things. Speed and Price.
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> How many people are going to buy AMD CPUs because AMD is cooler than Intel?
A lot of them! Less heat means better energy-efficiency, more battery life! // ;-)
If you thought that parent post was funny... (Score:2)
Check out his ACTUAL statement:
The singer said that “Nearly everything I do involves processors and computers, and when I see an Intel chip I think of all the creative minds involved that help to amplify my own creativity,” before adding that “Teaming up with the scientists, researchers and computer programmers at Intel to collaborate and co-develop new ways to communicate, create, inform and entertain is going to be amazing.”
That "...and when I see 'X' I think of all the creative minds involved that help to amplify my own 'Y' "-line is totally meme-worthy.
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Trent Reznor
AMD should totally hire Trent! Just think of the Black edition chips they will be able to produce then!
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"Also, music theory..."
Well, there's your problem. Remember the words "Rap" and "Music" are mutually exclusive terms...kinda like Military Intelligence, they just don't go together!!!
I have to take issue with that. Granted, I abhor gangsta rap and the values it promotes. Completely worthless and detrimental to society as a whole and nothing about that culture has any redeeming value.
That being said, rap is a valid form of expression. Saying rap is not music is like saying some style of paintings cannot be considered art which mostly amounts to an opinion, and an impartial one.
There is some rap music out there that I think can be called music, and is quite enjoyable. I hate to sound
Who knows (Score:4, Interesting)
I am a firm believer that new/different eyes working with experienced professionals often results in cool things happening. Every coder has had that experience when you are explaining to your buddy some code, and one of those "stupid" questions they ask gives you new insight or perspective.
Was no one with wit or talent available? (Score:2, Interesting)
See subject.
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Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid (Score:4, Insightful)
"Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid to produce some groovy products"
I can't wait to get a Polaroid instant meat camera.
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Is there a new release of QEMU/KVM I haven't heard of? Probably not. This seems to be a commercial thing, so more likely VMWare.
Re:Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid (Score:4, Funny)
Are you being serious? I can't read you're poker face.
*ducks*
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Man, you just earned yourself a +1 funny, too bad i have already posted in this discussion...
i nearly spat out my lunch laughing
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I bet Lady Gaga smells like a truck driver.
I'll take your word for it. ;-)
Oh great (Score:2)
I'm sure he'll be useful to remix some old technologies by adding some basic vocals to the front.
Dangerous job (Score:5, Funny)
The Slashdot blurb says: "Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group"
but TFA says: "Will.i.am is one quarter of the popular music group"
Gee, only hours into the job, and Will.i.am has already fallen victim to the Intel floating point bug...
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The Slashdot blurb says: "Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group" but TFA says: "Will.i.am is one quarter of the popular music group"
Gee, only hours into the job, and Will.i.am has already fallen victim to the Intel floating point bug...
Maybe it was a subtle joke on the fact that Will.i.am and Fergie are memorable on their own, but not the other two guys? That or the submitter didn't know copy and paste work right again on Slashdot and they didn't have to type anything.
Useless job... (Score:5, Insightful)
I work for a company that has done a similar thing. Basically, here's what happens. You choose a celebrity which you want to be associated with. They perform a useless job, with some official sounding title. This then allows the company to say person X is with us. We then *might* get them to be apart of some ad campaigns, some marketing, and similar. Basically, anything that they couldn't fuck up too much, and that we could discard at a moments notice.
We have had "Director of Brand Engineering", "VP of Creative Development" and many other titles for these positions.
It doesn't mean shit, besides "Intel thinks Sam.I.Am is someone they want to associate their brand with".
EoS (End of Story)
Re:Useless job... (Score:5, Insightful)
Basically, here's what happens. You choose a celebrity which you want to be associated with. They perform a useless job, with some official sounding title. This then allows the company to say person X is with us. We then *might* get them to be apart of some ad campaigns, some marketing, and similar. Basically, anything that they couldn't fuck up too much, and that we could discard at a moments notice.
We have had "Director of Brand Engineering", "VP of Creative Development" and many other titles for these positions.
It doesn't mean shit, besides "Intel thinks Sam.I.Am is someone they want to associate their brand with".
EoS (End of Story)
Sort of like when Linus Torvalds was hired by Transmeta
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Basically, here's what happens. You choose a celebrity which you want to be associated with. They perform a useless job, with some official sounding title. This then allows the company to say person X is with us. We then *might* get them to be apart of some ad campaigns, some marketing, and similar. Basically, anything that they couldn't fuck up too much, and that we could discard at a moments notice.
We have had "Director of Brand Engineering", "VP of Creative Development" and many other titles for these positions.
It doesn't mean shit, besides "Intel thinks Sam.I.Am is someone they want to associate their brand with".
EoS (End of Story)
Sort of like when Linus Torvalds was hired by Transmeta
Wish I had mod points ...
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I got mod points, but now can't use them, because I've commented on this article.
Blast!
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Back in your hole Linus!
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I remember, like, 10 years ago rendering took like, forever, you were sittin' there 'is it finished yet?' 'no naw man it's...' now you's like, what?, it's like instant render. Sorry if I geeked out on you....
(I tried to transcribe it precisely; emphasis mine.) He's talking to Intel and apologizing for "geeking out" by discussing rendering times.... Right. He has a clue what he's doing. Yup.
He seems nervous in the video, like he knows he doesn't belong there and has nothing of substance to say. The marketing officer who introduced him has a plastic smile and empty compliments galore. It's really disgusting to watch--I couldn't finish the first video.
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You were brave to watch it that far.
Oh well, rest assured it's all just a publicity gimmick, and he won't be designing new CPUs or Chipsets.
Though, I'm sure AMD wishes they'd give him that job.
One Third? (Score:2)
From TFA: "Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group, the Black Eyed Peas..."
It may have continued: "Fergie makes up one-half of the group, leaving Taboo and apl.de.ap, who together comprise just one-sixth of BEP."
I love it when we get a knowledgeable, well-informed write-up on the topic. :-)
Re:One Third? (Score:4, Funny)
It could be also: "one third by creative input" or "one third by mass"
"Groovy?" (Score:2)
time to lock up and go home (Score:4, Insightful)
We smashed the NAZIs, put a man on the moon and destroyed the commies. Now our companies are reduced to hiring "celeberties" for glitz because they can't build a decent flying car.
This is all your fault, you let the mouthbreathing facebook hoard elect Sarah Palin as president on American Idol when you should have insisted that we deal with issues of substance
hell, things have devolved so much
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Relax, Grandpa. We've had good will ambassadors for honorary degrees for a long time now.
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This is all your fault, you let the mouthbreathing facebook hoard elect Sarah Palin as president on American Idol when you should have insisted that we deal with issues of substance .
Sure we can, as long as the substance is illegal or contains enough triglycerides to give a whale an aneurism.
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"We smashed the NAZIs,... and destroyed the commies"
Wasn't it those self same commies that got to Berlin first?
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This is all your fault, you let the mouthbreathing facebook hoard elect Sarah Palin
It would certainly take a hoard to elect Palin.
hell, things have devolved so much /. can't even render simple tags.
Hell, things have devolved so much you don't even know. Did you actually want italics, or just emphasis? There are valid reasons to use italics, but most people never use them at those times.
Chicks dig supervillains. (Score:2)
Or simply jerks. [youtube.com]
People in the place ... (Score:2)
Great, even more "winner takes all" (Score:5, Interesting)
If y'all haven't noticed, our planet is moving ever more to a "winner takes all" model of success. If you're successful, because of globalization and mass media, you get riches beyond imagination.
If you're not, you get to subsist on little to nothing. This is just another example of how the "winners" cash in, again, excluding the majority of us.
It's not enough that relatively few people now dominate the entertainment industry--it used to be that local people could make a living entertaining other locals because all entertainment wasn't provided by a small group of global celebrities. (Now very few locals can scratch out a living providing entertainment.)
NOW the entertainment moguls are getting the "creative" spots too.
How long, in this winner-takes-all world, until the majority of us are slaves with no means of earning an income, either starving or ekeing out a living by serving the whims of the elite?
--PM
Re:Great, even more "winner takes all" (Score:5, Interesting)
I wouldn't say your opinion is so universal, but I'll give another example to support it. Look at indie film festivals like Cannes and Sundance. They used to be great outlets for puny budget films and artistic projects. Now, the megacompanies have taken them over and turned them into sales conventions for mainstream films (maybe I'm exaggerating OK). You can barely see the Requiem for a Dream posters with the ginormous 50 foot Shrek III banner blocking out the sun.
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I completely disagree.
Back in the 60s, 70s, 80s those in entertainment were those with big industry backing. Sure, more globalization means more international exposure, but the internet also means smaller performing groups, indie movie studios, etc can become popular in their niches and slowly gain global exposure.
I'd also like to add that I highly doubt Will.I.Am is going to be replacing someone proper. His title may be Director, but I doubt he's gonna be doing everything a Director of Intel actually does.
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Trying to be a consumer products company (Score:2)
Intel has this strange desire to be a consumer products company, even though they don't sell any consumer products. Yet, the "Intel Inside" campaign was a huge success. Now we'll probably hear something like "Intel - It Just Sounds Better".
Bullshit like that works for Monster Cable: "Any Ethernet cable can deliver Web content. However, HD video, digital music, multiplayer games played on your computer or game console, and digital media players demand the fastest connection possible. Monster® Advanced
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Currently, the vast majority of consumer PCs and servers are 100% functional Intel computers - even if there are other chips involved.
Intel has something to meet pretty much every single PC requirement:
* Intel HDA
* Intel Media Accelerator
* Intel Ethernet
* Intel chipsets
* Intel motherboards
* Intel x86 derived processors for:
- ultramobile (eg. ULP Atoms)
- mobile (eg. multicore and higher end Atoms)
- desktops (i3, i5)
- high-end workstations (i7)
- servers (Xeon)
* Complete
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Meet, in the sense that you can tick a checklist - but some of them perform terribly.
1) Intel graphics is leagues behind Nvidia/AMD, and their driver/directx support is poor.
2) Their Atom CPU's are great but when you team up a 3W CPU to a 20W chipset it kind of defeats the purpose of low power.
Intel, now with... (Score:2)
dirty bits!
Yay (Score:2)
Yay, more crappy commercials to ignore.
It's All About the Pentiums (Score:2)
Weird Al was way ahead of this one.
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Complete Stoner Asshole (Score:3, Informative)
Obligatory image (Score:2)
Crossing over into the technology field [icanhascheezburger.com]
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And where is the support for alternative culture [google.com]?!
BEP officially Dead (Score:2)
"Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group, the Black Eyed Peas, and emulates the like of Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid to produce some groovy products.'"
Emulates the like of Lady Gaga? Do not want. Why not emulates the like of T-Pain, who I also do not want?
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I had to look at the calendar to ensure that today was, in fact, not April 1st.
Re:Nice one (Score:5, Informative)
nah, he's already affiliated with Norton [hackiswack.com]. they deserve each other.
Re:innovation? (Score:5, Funny)
AC's statement is both true and factual. Will.i.am is one of the least innovative musicians. On a scale of "one" to "Room temperature superconductor breast implants", he's just below "farmville". Most musicians are at least "spork" level.
They would have been better off even with Michael Bolton, who is at about the level of "Mach 3 razor with lubricating strip."
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Whoooaaaahhhh... This is Slashdot. You need to do that over, this time using car analogies.
You may, however, keep the "Room temperature superconductor breast implants" in your analogy. Those are going to be a firm 11 in any scale schema.
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Whoooaaaahhhh... This is Slashdot. You need to do that over, this time using car analogies.
Let's see... his "music" is as flat and uninteresting as a 1980s Fiat Uno or a Lada Riva. How about that?
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Better, although from a North American perspective you've almost given him the cachet of an exotic import.
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AC's statement is both true and factual. Will.i.am is one of the least innovative musicians. On a scale of "one" to "Room temperature superconductor breast implants", he's just below "farmville". Most musicians are at least "spork" level.
That and the fact that I (and I hope anyone else with half a brain) twigged that this was a blatant publicity stunt and that Mr. I.am's (*) new job would be some important-sounding but obviously meaningless and figureheaded position when I'd read as far as...
'Semiconductor giant Intel has announced that it has hired music artist Will.i.am as
...only to be confirmed...
Director of Creative Innovation
Uh, yeah.
which is a new post as far as we know
Yeah, I'll bet. Guess from that subtle jibe that "IT Pro Portal" were thinking along the same lines...
(*) That's another giveaway, Mr Iams is obviously already too busy running his pet food company to work at Intel ;
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It's not just a utensil it's a whole new way of eating.
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Why do you call him un-innovative? Just because you don't like their computerized music?
I don't have any of their albums, but they've produced a lot of fun singles over the last ten years. Last year they had the #1 single in the USA (Boom Boom Pow) and #3 in Europe's 2010 chart (Meet Me Halfway). Both good songs.
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Re:innovation? (Score:4, Interesting)
That's what critics used to say about Charles Dickens #1 selling books (talentless hack appealing to working class commoners) (i.e.lowest common denominator). Just because something goes to or near the top doesn't automatically mean it's junk either.
Anyway I like Boom Boom Pow for what it is: A 4 minute long computer song akin to what I used to listen to on my old 8 and 16 bit machines.
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That's what critics used to say about Charles Dickens #1 selling books (talentless hack appealing to working class commoners) (i.e.lowest common denominator).
The only problem is that in Dickens' case, the critics were right...
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That's what critics used to say about Charles Dickens #1 selling books (talentless hack appealing to working class commoners) (i.e.lowest common denominator).
The only problem is that in Dickens' case, the critics were right...
If you think Charles Dickens was a talentless hack, I'd love to know who you'd deign to call a good writer.
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BEP used to make some really wonderful and soulful music, I.E Elephunk and prior was quite accomplished music. Though its a fairly typical formula these days.
good group/performer/band/whatever + lots of $$ = lifestyle change = less inspiration = poor art/music/etc
Making their millions means they are under contract to still cut music and since its only a contract and has become obligated the performer produces a mediocre result knowing its just for the money
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If there is any correlation between top singles and innovation, it is negative - in order to reach the most, most mass market, innovation in songs is suppressed and conformity favored.
For any artist, Black Eyed Peas included, their most innovative songs reach lower results in the charts than their non-innovative songs - marketing to the mainstream simply doesn't work any other way.
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On the other hand, this doesn't apply to Boom Boom Pow which sounds even more moronic when it's coming out of Fergie's mouth.
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Really? A lot of lyrics look stupid when written down? I think you are listening to the wrong music then.
Example: (The Mars Volta - Octahedron - Teflon)
Just don't know the layman's terms
to call the mess you bleed
Crawls beneath the surface
sought blood through a family tree
The date's been changed
with each new phase
I'm anxious bouts of nervous
What am I without the bruises?
These switches won't come on
What do I do to lose it?
Beneath this distress call
Let the wheels burn, let the wheels burn
Stack the tires to t
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Then he turns around and gives us some mindnumbingly banal song like "My Humps".
Heh. I really like that song. Don't see what's wrong with it.
is this a nice name for marketing? (Score:2)
is this a nice name for marketing??
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What the article says:
Will.i.am is one quarter of the popular music group, the Black Eyed Peas, and joins the like of Lady Gaga, who has taken a similar role at Polaroid to produce some groovy products.
What slashdot "quotes" the article as saying:
Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group, the Black Eyed Peas, and emulates the like of Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid to produce some groovy products.
To me, these are quite different, as I had the same reaction as you did when I read the summary. Either the slashdot editors messed up, or the article has since been edited.
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1. Obviously, the one we're already pointed out: "joins" vs "emulates"
2. "one quarter of" vs "one third of"
3. "who has taken on a similar role at Polaroid" vs "who is partnering with Polaroid"
Any others? Remember, this is just ONE sentence.
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Yeah, I came here to discover if /. sudenly decided 2011 is fools year. We've already got a new interface...