Shoplifter Gets Caught When Her Mobility Cart Gets Stuck

Police in Rochester Hills, Michigan caught one of the state's biggest and worst driving shoplifters this week. 400-pound Jerrie Perkins was caught with more than $600 of merchandise after getting her mobility scooter stuck while trying to make a getaway. From the article: "A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she 'cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance,' according to a press release from the Sheriff’s Office. The deputy pulled his Taser and told Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but Perkins brought her fist up over her head and looked directly at the deputy. The deputy Tasered Perkins, who then complied with the deputy’s commands and was taken to jail."

Sure I'll put my hands behind my back...

[Fibe-Piper]

I can just imagine the way this played out.

It has all the makings of a South Park episode. Insert Cartman in the role of the nefarious scooter operator and the rest is gravy.

Nah - you're right this is already gold. If there is video this will BLOW up on the internets.

"Mobility Carts"

[Locke2005]

Because "being too fat to walk" is now considered a valid disability!

Re:"Mobility Carts"

[Cornelius the Great]

This kind of thing pisses me off. After having knee replacement a few years ago, I was hobbling around on crutches for a month- and shopping with a regular cart was a pain in the ass. There were times when I went to the grocery store and the "mobility carts" were all taken up by fatasses who could really use the exercise.

I've always wanted to tell them off, "Hey tubby, laziness and lack of self-control isn't a disability!"

I can't imagine how people with permanent disabilities would feel in that situation.

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[TheMidget]

Did you know you can get a handicap sticker for having a drug addiction?

What did whoever decided that smoke?

Maybe I'm a jerk

[Meowfaceman]

Maybe I'm a jerk, but I think instead of tasing her I'd have pushed her cart over.

Re:

[Nethemas the Great]

You must be strong...

Where's the video?

[Sponge Bath]

I was hoping to see video of the tasering. The thought of that thieving blob of crud on the ground twitching and screaming makes me smile. Porky societal leeches like that should be airlifted to the Serengeti to feed the cheetahs and hyenas, which would also make entertaining video.

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[TheMidget]

Porky societal leeches like that should be airlifted to the Serengeti to feed the cheetahs and hyenas, which would also make entertaining video.

Wouldn't that be cruelty to animals, feedings them rotten food like that?

How she could have avoided getting stuck..

[twebb72]

She wouldn't have got her cart stuck if she was riding in a custom conversion mobility tank chair [amsvans.com]!! Enjoy...