from the too-much-pay-per-view dept.
wiredmikey writes "You may have heard the story about the man living in a 14x60 trailer who got a $12,864 electric bill, or the Corpus Christie man who was billed $7.7 million by his water company, but this case is about a cable bill. An Ohio man's attempt to make a payment to Time Warner was rejected, and he learned that the company had calculated his past-due amount at more than $16 million."
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.