The Dirtiest Jobs in IT 116
snydeq writes "Carcasses, garter belts, anthrax — there is no end to nasty when it comes to working in IT, as the fourth installment of InfoWorld's Dirty IT Jobs series proves. From the systems sanitation engineer, to the human server rack, surviving in today's IT job market often means thriving in difficult conditions, including standing in two feet of water holding a plugged-in server or finding yourself in a sniper's crosshairs while attempting to install a communications link." In case you missed them, here are the first three parts.
Porn industry (Score:3, Interesting)
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Maybe it WAS a cube farm and it made porno boring and repetitive...
dunno if it was boring, quite sure it was repetitive :)
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Without porn there would be no internet. Porn companies did a lot for www in the beginning. They pioneered videos and HD and a lot more stuff.
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Without porn there would be no internet.
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the internet existed long before any porn dollars started rolling in
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First, he specified the Web and not the entire Internet
Also note I did not refute or contradict his claim entirely, I only modified it to make it more accurate. I have no doubt porn has shaped the way the internet is today, yet still stand by my original statements
I sure wish you anonymous cowards would work on your reading comprehension issues prior to posting. It would dramatically improve the signal-to-noise ratio.
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Remember that magical point in time somewhere around the Geforce 2 era when it was more important to upgrade the video card, and the processor didn't really matter? Gee, I wonder why today's video cards are far more advanced than today's processors?
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Remember that magical point in time somewhere around the Geforce 2 era when it was more important to upgrade the video card, and the processor didn't really matter? Gee, I wonder why today's video cards are far more advanced than today's processors?
They aren't, they just do the same things over an over again and really easy to design the hardware in parallel. You still need a CPU to setup and throw data and instructions at it at it because comparatively speaking the GPU is inflexible and dumb.
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Re:Porn industry (Score:5, Funny)
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Depending on the industry where this happened (such as healthcare) leaving a terminal available for a cleaner to access would also be a sackable offense.
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Who said that the cleaner was logged in as GP? Any of my coworkers can log into my PC, and I can log into any of theirs. Since so many things are tied into having a user ID and password (payroll for one), I wouldn't be surprised if the cleaning crew have logins as well.
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I don't know why you got modded down... this is entirely valid.
I used to work for an extremely large organization that authenticated on Active Directory, and did not place any permission restrictions on what workstations were used. Anyone with a valid AD account could log into any workstations, and able to access whatever resources that their particular profile had access too, regardless of workstation. Many used roaming profiles and some worked on multiple sites, so it was even more insignificant which w
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Is Windows still doing the "copy the entire profile over the network" thing when you log in at someone else's computer? And then copy it again when you log in at yet another?
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No it would not unless he was in charge of security. All the pc's would lock on inactivity and require credentials to get back in. It is possible that the cleaner had credentials since for instance at my hospital every employee has an id and password that can be used to log in from any computer attached to our network. They are not even supposed to be shut down at night because they need to receive updates.
I notice on slashdot that a lot of people have misconceptions about how hospital networks actually f
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Well yeah, that's what usually happens when you know nothing about a subject and for some reason still insist on forming strong opinions about it.
That doesn't seem to stop anyone, though. I guess they think if they just have enough passion it will make up
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I lose a bit of accuracy on every post, but make it up in volume.
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Signed, The Rest Of Us At The Hospital
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Before you start waving your dick around and criticizing the average Slashdotter's knowledge of healthcare IT, please learn how many P's are in the acronym for "Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996"
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Re:Porn industry (Score:4, Funny)
Actually, it sounds like your keyboard was what received the sacking
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Your leave everything accessible to the cleaners? No passwords on the computers?
Do you also leave the bank account information and online banking passwords written on a whiteboard for them to view?
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Ya, um, maybe you've watched a bit too much TV, but in order to get access to someones personal data you need MORE then a keyboard. Who's to say the cleaning staff wasn't logged on as a guest account on the machine?
It's quite common in some industry's, FYI, to have the cleaning staff required to pass a certain level of security clearance.
But hey, one guy's funny anecdote is enough information for you to blindly ramble on like you know everything, so feel free to continue.
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It is common in a lot of smaller to midsize companies that a dedicated cleaning guy/group or janitors (not a rent-a-cleaner) have their own e-mail address and can subsequently logon to the computers at work even if it's just to see special tasks (clean up the break room before a meeting) or log their time.
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Leaving guest accounts enabled should be a sacking offense for whoever is responsible for that piece of configuration.
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why? for your industry sure, for my industry absolutely, but for some it might make sense to have a generic, limited access account setup on some systems - it depends on many factors that neither you nor I could even guess at.
I notice you said "leaving guest accounts enabled" I assume you were assuming I was talking about the ones in Windows? I hope not...
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The reason for guest accounts in the first place is to not have people logging into other people's accounts or using them.
Example: a customer, a vendor, salesman, whatever says "can I use your computer to check my gmail?" Probably 90% of the people out there aren't going to say no.
So you let him use your computer. And then while he uses it, you have to babysit him. And stand over him. Otherwise, you just gave him full access to the network.
The alternative is to enable guest accounts.
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Obviously they went straight in the bin.... (and the cleaner was sacked on the spot)
I don't understand this need to be super-serious about trivial matters. No need to give the guy a pink slip. Have a laugh, then forget about it.
My dad once owned a company. When working late, he caught one department head fucking the cleaning lady. Did you think he sacked the guy? Hell, no. Just laughed and asked him to turn off the lights when they'd leave the office.
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Sure it is, you just have to speak slower and louder to jog their memory. ;)
On a related note.... (Score:1)
On a related note, FriendFinder Networks is filing for an IPO.
Dealt with a couple of interview candidates who had worked there (they apparently use Perl). I don't think any of them really appreciated the time they spent there, though.
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Is that a bunch of flying croc?
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Anonymous Coward??? I still remember working out of Grandparent Post tents. You wanted Anonymous Coward, you rolled up the sides. The tents usually smelled like Counter Strike anyway. These were some of the pilot units that were deployable before Desert Storm. Kids and their new fangled toys....
Now get off my lawn.
FTFY... but now it doesn't make sense...
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yup, the splash ad to start, then the giant scroll down ad... both of which I clicked close before I saw who was being advertised. Then , select the print link to place all the content in one place. Done. You dont need to click through 7 or 8 times, but 3 if you know what to expect is still a bit much.
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One page print version [infoworld.com]
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Zing!
Personally my worst job was working on a dairy farm. This is going back oh 10 years or so. So dealing with modern to ancient equipment(including a 8088), a mix of various network protocols, different types of cabling(the mishmash of coax and ethernet was fun along with the super corroded terminators - no touchie they were rotted, and so was the cable), switches which had never been powered off. UPS cabinets on a 480v line, and of course the step-up transformer sitting next to it with bare unshielded
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I'm confused: You seem to be thinking as "coax" as being somewhat different from "ethernet," when the former term usually means "10base2," which the latter ("ethernet," or 802.3) encompasses.
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I'll attempt to meet your agricultural horror story with one of my own, though: Radio communications gear on a grain elevator.
Everything is covered in muck, inside and out: It is literally filled with flour (be it from corn, beans, or wheat), which has been degenerated by ambient moisture, insects, and time.
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Oh, and another reply, just because the story is at the end of the front page and nobody will read it except, perhaps, you:
Some of our most stable systems are, in fact, 8088-based boxes that do alphanumeric and stored-voice paging. These proprietary designs haven't changed substantially in ~30 years, and they just don't fail: In this market, such gear is (still!) considered high-end. (It might be important to also note that they don't have any moving parts, except for perhaps a few relays.)
Sometimes, old
Spiders (Score:3, Interesting)
Worked in a server room in a basement that was on a heavily wooded property, spiders, salamanders and moles weren't uncommon. I got bit in the head by a Hobo Spider, necrotic tissue and nerve damage ensued.
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it was probably a brown recluse spider not the Hobo Spider since the tissue necrosis cannot be reproduced in the lab using that spider venom. For more info read : An approach to spider bites. Erroneous attribution of dermonecrotic lesions to brown recluse or hobo spider bites in Canada. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15455808 [nih.gov]
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Except for taking the spider to the Oregon Poison Center at Oregon Health Sciences University, where it was shipped off to Oregon State and they said "It's a Hobo Spider" and Brown Recluse not being native to the area.
A spider that was identified as a Hobo Spider (Tegenaria agrestis), it bit my head, other Tegenaria agrestis and T.domestica were seen in my building and in my basement, I had tissue necrosis and nerve pain.
I've read the NIH report and all the drama on the Hobo vs Funnel Webs vs Brown Recluse
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OK then the ref in my article might be wrong even if they are more recent.... I was feeling safe since I hate dangerous spiders and they don't live in Canada were I live. Since you tell me that T.agrestis is really dangerous and you seems to have good scientific refs combined with anecdotal evidence so I will start to live in fear of the brown spiders again .....
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The bite point started out like a pimple with two puncture holes.
I got a fever and just felt like crap, first Doctor didn't believe it was a spider bite dispite my having caught the stupid thing and having it in a plastic container.
Fast forward three days, an area the size of a quarter dollar is purple/red/black, changing colors and oozing puss. The doctors that looked at me that time believed it was a spider bite.
That was December 2001, the nerve pain is mostly gone now, but the scar and muscle there still
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It was a one in million/ten million bite, don't worry about 'em.
I will still kill all the brown spiders (not all existing brown spiders just the one I saw) with a metal thingy just to be sure....
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'have made it over to Boise' makes it sound like they're currently slowly marching eastward from PDX. Let me add another data point: I've been stompin' hobos in Pocatello (Eastern Idaho) since the late 80's.
When I bought a house in Idaho Falls (elevation 4600, 3 hrs east of Boise) in 1997, we'd catch 15-18 per NIGHT in glue traps. Stupid prior homeowner had landscaped with literally hundreds of square feet of 3/4"-4" river rock, and the interstitial spaces were the best damn hobo habitat I've ever seen (
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I moved up to Anchorage just to escape the Hobos ;)
We get some seriously giant furry monsters up here that have ridden the ferries and Alcan though.
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try getting bit by a hobo sapiens! rrrrawwr!
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should have told her, "no teeth".
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My first job as a full time IT person was as a network analyst at a meat plant that killed 3500 head of cattle a day. I took it because I was broke and needed the money right after school. The facility I worked at was their only Canadian operation and given the size, it required a Canadian office of around 200 people (accounting, procurement, sales, shipping, etc.). So they had to have a network admin on site. That would be me for the time I was there.
The "interesting" part of the job was the part when the
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End user support (Score:4, Insightful)
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Hunting backups in Fukushima
Be vewy, vewy, qwiet.....
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6 years in and my sanity is long gone.
Time saver (Score:2)
"IT - Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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1) It is plugged in?
2) Are you sure?
3) Did you check BOTH ends of the cord?
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Or: No, that particular device is NOT bus powered. Result of a 90 minute support call with a user who was adamant they knew it was plugged in and switched on. I really don't miss the 'Magic' of SCSI.
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*sigh*
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Other gems:
* After spending 10 minutes determining a "computer" won't turn on because the user is pushing the power button on the monitor, she asks, "Well, Greg took his laptop with him. Does that mean I can't use his computer?"
* The director who begged me to go to her house and set up her home computer to be able to check work email, only for me to discov
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I'm currently working a Help Desk so I'm aoih wari aoweifuo iaueoainfoawirubauwhetuhisg.
snydeq Has the Worst Job in IT (Score:4, Insightful)
Could it get any worse than astro-turfing for InfoWorld? Probably not. Maybe if it became common knowledge that InfoWorld actually pays Slashdot for placing his astro-turf slashvertisements...?
Heh (Score:1)
Worst IT job I ever 'ad? (Score:1)
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My God! It's full of Arse!
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Hum... wasn't the original quote with something like crabs? or lobsters maybe?
D&C, yep, quite sick...
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Cleaning filters?
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To invent you need a good junk and a pile of imagination. T. Ed Sun.
ObXKCD (Score:1)
http://xkcd.com/705/
I think I saw this on the Discovery Channel (Score:2)
Dirty IT Jobs... (Score:1)