PETA To Launch Pornography Website 348
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are planning on launching an adult oriented website to help protect animals through a mix of animal suffering footage and porn. I'm not sure how mixing the two will win hearts, minds, or naughty bits, but Lindsay Rajt, PETA's associate director of campaigns, seems to think it's a good idea. She says, "We're hoping to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn't anticipate seeing when they went to the PETA triple-X site."
We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:5, Funny)
Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:4, Funny)
For once PETA does something I approve of. Yes, get more female celebrities to pose nude! I'm sure it will turn me from an omnivore to a herbivore once I get enough exposure!
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:5, Insightful)
One can only hope that too much exposure doesn't result in people becoming sexually aroused by cruelty to animals. I really think that PETA should have thought this through a little bit more.
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One can only hope that too much exposure doesn't result in people becoming sexually aroused by cruelty to animals. I really think that PETA should have thought this through a little bit more.
Evidence of thought processes at PETA is pretty thin. No doubt they'll attract almost exclusively either (i) people such as teenage males hopped up on hormones, who will ignore oodles of animal suffering in their quest for a few XXX images, or (ii) people with bizarre fetishes who would actually prefer the blood-splattered animals to be in the XXX-rated images. Perhaps it will even lead to a new genre of kitten-slasher porn or something equally gross (potential replacement for the goatse guy).
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I now have an overwhelming desire to create such a website and note in the footers/meta data/etc.:
Inspired by PETA.
If I do it all CG will I still be beaned (kind of like CP in Aus)?
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Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:5, Interesting)
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They want animals to be treated like humans and be covered by the same laws, which would result in them all being locked up for indecent exposure and public indecency.
Not to mention all the leg-humping dogs who would be up on sexual assault charges.
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:5, Insightful)
Not to mention all the leg-humping dogs who would be up on sexual assault charges.
No dude - this is a PETA article, not a TSA article.
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Their leder takes insalin derived from canines, while saying that no animals should be used for medical research.
They haven't derived "insalin" from Canines in ages. I'm sure their "leder" is using the modern brands of insulin.
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:4, Funny)
At least he got 'their' right...
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:4, Insightful)
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They want animals to be treated like humans and be covered by the same laws, which would result in them all being locked up for indecent exposure and public indecency.
Yep, dogs humping in public. Shocking, isn't it? And best not to mention horses... At least cats do it in the dark, if a little noisily.
Or just visit the zoo on a warm summer day. Most of the male animals have boners, in public, and in front of children. Obviously, they need to be convicted as child-molesting sex criminals. Hmmm, maybe that's why they're already locked up.
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Now here's the clencher. SPCA shelter's do the same- and give the animal six months. PETA shelters "euthanize" any animal not adopted after 14 days !
Right, so now PETA are at fault for not being soft on animals?
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Before the creation of Humalin, those two were just about all there was.
I've heard tell there was a very limited amount of human insulin avai
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Nothing says "invite me home to dinner" like roadkill-rolling chronic masturbators.
This is gonna backfire (Score:4, Insightful)
I've no doubt there are some sick, twisted people out there who are gonna get off on the animal cruelty pics. :(
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I've no doubt there are some sick, twisted people out there who are gonna get off on the animal cruelty pics. :(
Exactly. I think their plan might back-fire.
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You mean like PETA ?
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Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.
What's so funny about this? He's just quoting the third episode where we'll be seeing some hardcore bat-anal.
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Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.
What's so funny about this? He's just quoting the third episode where we'll be seeing some hardcore bat-anal.
Santorum [urbandictionary.com] is batty? Weirdly appropriate from PETA's viewpoint.
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:4, Insightful)
Nah, they've been full-on for a long time... I realized this when they released a film called "Chickens are people too". The obvious reply to that title is: "No, they aren't."
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Sometimes they do things that are so stupid and crazy that I wonder if there isn't some agent provocateur calling the shots at the top. They seem to actual WANT to discredit themselves.
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Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.
...or illegal. I'm pretty sure this is very blurry line of smut, but I think they may be crossing a legal line.
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Apparently they want to attract/guide young serial killers.
/b (Score:3, Insightful)
So PETA is creating /b in other words.
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Sounds more like /s
When PETA thinks it's a good idea... (Score:3)
Re:When PETA thinks it's a good idea... (Score:5, Funny)
I was thinking the same things, perhaps this will only exacerbate the problem.
"Thanks a lot PETA, I can't get off unless I kill an animal now!"
Basically, they are going to give you 4chan.org/b (Score:3)
4chan has already evolved this ( randomly, ergo /b/ ) and the evolutionary outcome was people who can only fap to shocking images of puppies having their heads cutoff juxtaposed with teen webcams or pornographic images of my little ponies.....
I don't think Rule 34 should ever be a marketing campaign.
Why PETA thinks this is a good outcome, I don't know.
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I came here for Rule 34, and I got it. So now, we're deliberately trying to see if we can get people to like violence and porn... but with animals.(the violence) And, to get everyone behind it under the guise of something else and quite opposite as well... evil lords over stupidity everyday.
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What is this (Score:2)
I don't even...
Sh*ting D*ck Nipples (Score:4, Funny)
So they're implementing Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Doin it wrong. (Score:2)
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That's what I thought too. Have they heard of Ivan Pavlov?
Plus, forget about mistreating animals; there's already enough porn in which women are degraded and abused.
The website's motto (Score:5, Funny)
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I'm just waiting for some troll to get PEDAPORN.COM to show them PETA people.
Re:The website's motto (Score:4, Funny)
"Give a dog a bone"
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Immoral Dilemma (Score:5, Insightful)
Nothing like humiliating women for the ethical treatment of animals.
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This whole idea is pretty stupid - I think it falls into the same trap as "educational video games". Namely, that if you assume that people like something merely because of what it is (video games and/or porn) and that you can merely attach extra crap onto that to feed it to them. Both video games and porn, contrary to popular belief, have quality levels that people do pay attention to, and attaching extra crap harms that quality.
That aside, it's a silly prudish notion to think that pornography is any mor
Re:Immoral Dilemma (Score:4, Insightful)
Would you be okay with your mother, wife, or daughter performing in the local theater's production of Hamlet?
Would you be okay with your mother, wife, or daughter performing in a porn flick?
Re:Immoral Dilemma (Score:5, Informative)
Yes to both questions, but I am dutch, maybe we have less hangups about it.
I don't think that there is anything wrong with playing in a porno or even in a theatre production.
I would not watch the porn with them in it though.
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Re:Immoral Dilemma (Score:5, Interesting)
Why should my mother or my sister give a shit about what I'm ok with? How about what they're ok with? Some people aren't ok with their daughters learning math, or about evolution...
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Would you be okay with your mother, wife, or daughter performing in a porn flick?
I would not be ok with them being PETA members. However I would just have to accept that they live their own lives, wouldn't I?
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No, and yes.
What? Porn's porn. Local theater is terrible.
Onion did it (Score:2)
Totally agree.
Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2z2lTUR5Ao [youtube.com]
Keep those PETAfiles off the internet (Score:4, Funny)
And get that Kitty porn off my screen, damnit.
--Joe
a .xxx domain, seriously? (Score:2)
Hustler did this (Score:5, Informative)
In the 80s, when we were teens sneaking copies of Hustler away from older brothers or swapping with neighbors I remember seeing several issues with both porn and horrible war footage.
Flynt was not afraid to publish articles showing exactly what kind of destruction the US was, or had been, wreaking overseas. And he showed the cost it had on the soldiers as well.
The nudity and sex were not the obscenity. The murder of civilians and the treatment of those who had signed up to serve the country was the real obscenity.
Re:Hustler did this (Score:4, Interesting)
So you are liking PETA to Larry Flynt...guess I actually do see the comparison.
Re:Hustler did this (Score:5, Insightful)
You bring in your audience with the product they want, and while they're there you give them the message.
It's not exactly "new".
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So.... (Score:2)
....is this new website supposed to appeal to people who get excited with both naked women and abused animals? Not sure if there is such a thing, but I know there is a "genre" of porn catering to people who like images of abused women, so it's possible.
mixing vids? (Score:4, Interesting)
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If you'd like to see the rest of this scene, sign our petition declaring animals people.
Tomorrow's Headline: "PETA succeeds in getting a million signatures for their latest petition."
(Of course, the above headline's in their heads. The real headline would be "Annoyed porn-surfers flee PETA site. Find free non-animal-cruelty-message-filled porn elsewhere.")
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I'd almost rather see that than have them cut to the dude's face as they usually do.
What kind of dork is going to fall for that? (Score:3)
"We're hoping to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn't anticipate seeing when they went to the PETA triple-X site."
Yeah, 'cuz nobody would expect that from PETA.
Yes obviously it's stupid, that's the point (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course this is ridiculously idiotic. That's just what they're going for. Say something batshit insane that'll provoke media coverage and public reaction to show people that PETA still exists and believes in ending the suffering of animals or whatever. They have no intention of actually doing this, it's just another cynical attention-grabbing statement to remind people about PETA.
Nothing to see here, just Slashdot getting trolled.
porn with PETA ads (Score:3)
What they're planning, from the article:
Visitors to the X-rated site will initially be presented with pornographic content as well as images from PETA's salacious ads and campaigns, Rajt said. Those images will be followed by pictures and video shot undercover of the mistreatment of animals. The site will also include links to vegetarian and vegan – using no animal products – starter kits as well as recipes.
Either way, I don't see how this works out well for their message. How about online streaming of tv shows that hulu wont stream for free - supplemented with peta ads? Or, a paypal service - watch 15 minutes of peta ads, take a quiz on their policies, pass, and get $5? The porn angle is just too strange.
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It doesn't, but PETA is so far removed from reality now that I don't really think it registers with them. They've truly left behind any notions of sanity, let alone any notion of sensible marketing, that it's all irrelevant now. This is so blindingly nuts that I think maybe the time has come to commit their board of directors to the insane asylum. I can only imagine that there is some semi-normal fraction of PETA's support base that's looking at this and going "WTF???"
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I can only imagine that there is some semi-normal fraction of PETA's support base that's looking at this and going "WTF???"
No, there is no semi-normal fraction of the support base.
Goatse? Old news! (Score:2)
I'm 99% sure there's a decent goatse joke in here somewhere.
I'm also 100% sure this is old news. Consumerist and the Daily Mail reported on it a month ago.
Singing! (Score:5, Funny)
Supersadomasochistinecrobestiality.
Its when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
You're doing it wrong! (Score:2)
Aaaand you just ruined it. So yeah, probably not going to surprise anyone now. And what in fuckery are they even trying to do?
Trying to wrap my head around what they hope to accomplish has annoyed me so much, I'm going to go out right now and buy a huge freakin steak for dinner, so I can chew on chunks of nearly-raw beef while I think of other ways to piss PETA off.
Maybe PETA will be taping its internal operations (Score:3)
After all, PETA is one of the most prolific killers of animals in the country.
Re:Maybe PETA will be taping its internal operatio (Score:5, Informative)
I had to look into it, because it seemed to be a bit of a stretch, even for PETA. But damned if you weren't correct about that. Here's one of the links for folks interested. http://www.abolitionistapproach.com/eight-animals/ [abolitionistapproach.com]
You have to know the real psychology of PETA (Score:4, Insightful)
They don't love animals, they just hate people.
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Not only that but they actively fund domestic terrorists. So no big deal in their books. After all, they believe animals have more intrinsic value than you, or me, or that baby of yours, mine, or anyone elses that could be saved using a vaccine. Or stem cell treatment, or heart valve replacement or hell even insulin.
Re:Maybe PETA will be taping its internal operatio (Score:4, Insightful)
how even blowing up a facility in order to free animals being tested on counts as Terrorism(tm) if you're not targeting people.
Terrorism doesn't have to target people by direct violence. So long as the intent is to force others into accepting some political or ideological point through fear (whether of violence against them, or destruction against their property), and it is practiced systematically, it is terrorism.
I had to check the calendar! (Score:2)
Now we know where to go to get crush videos (Score:2)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. blah blah blah
Hey, is this enough comment to pass the filter that says I have to say something more than what I can squeeze into the subject line?
PETA and Burning Man (Score:2, Funny)
First off, when it comes to art at Burning Man, pretty much anything goes. However, PETA's "art" consisted of a film loop of pigs being beaten to death, shown on a 15-foot screen, complete with sound. They placed this on the Esplanade, Burning Man's "main street." My camp was next door, and while we didn't actually do any of the following pranks, thinking them up was great fun.
Our first prank was to go over with a plate of veal chops:
Us
PetaChan? (Score:2)
This will backfire like bra-burning, and be lulzworthy into the bargain.
makes sense.... (Score:3)
Beavers... (Score:2)
Its been done before - Meet The Feebles (Score:2)
Meet the Feebles [wikipedia.org] By Peter Jackson
more murder trucks (Score:2)
I guess they need more money to fund their mobile euthanasia machines. If you give an animal to PETA, its probably dead before they leave the driveway.
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ [petakillsanimals.com]
Fuck PETA (Score:2)
Shocked. (Score:2)
They want to shock people.
On the internet.
With graphic images.
On a porn site.
Weeeeeelll... its good to have goals I guess. Good luck with that one.
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And here I am without mod points.
Already been done (Score:2)
There was a local band called Pleasuretech that played videos during their concerts that included a medley of explosions, politician's speeches and hardcore porn. It was always fun when the cops would roll in and shut down the show (not that they had many before disbanding).
Fun times.
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Oh, I forgot to add that the videos included animals being dismembered and gutted in slaughter houses. There might have been some horror movie clips mixed in there too. Hard to tell.
Where will the porn come from? (Score:2)
Will it be self-made? Will there be hot PETA chicks doing porn?
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Rule 34! 8-(
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You just have to think of it as a challenge.
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Nothing kills a boner like a video of a raccoon dog being skinned alive for its fur.
At least, it kills the raccoon dog. Whether it kills the boner first or not would depend on what sort of sicko the boner-wielding person is. As others have noted, that's exactly the kind of sicko that PETA is likely to attract to this alleged web offering.
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I don't see what's so different about this idea. A lot of regular porn sites have gross shit mixed in with the other stuff. Just that instead of avoiding granny porn/BDSM/whatever turns you off, you'll have to avoid animal snuff films.
Veggie diet for pets (Score:2)
I know what you mean. When I had ferrets I saw so many posts from vegetarians and vegans wanting to know what kind of veggie diet to feed their ferrets.
Veggie? They're CARNIVORES! Not just that, they're obligate carnivores, they have to eat meat to survive, no other option.
Want a veggie diet for your pet? Get a rabbit.
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I'm guessing that the materials will be widely pirated as nobody with any sense is going to go to their site. Except perhaps for individuals that are into crush videos and mutilating animals.
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Or petting the puss, or spanking the monkey...
There comes a time when a group of people do something so loopy, so profoundly bizarre and purely inane, that nothing you can say or do will in any way impact them socially. They have already gone someplace you can only point a finger at, and stare gobsmacked. How would you even attempt to mock or parody such behavior? Perhaps they'll release a calendar, Pamela Anderson squatting in a kitty litter box? Betty White and a TJ Donkey? Ow!!! My head hurts. I think I'
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Now be careful. Their marketing drones may be reading /. too, you know.
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I prefer alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.moderated. You don't want just any hamster, you know - that'd be sick.