Team Creates Footwear Recognition System 50
Zothecula writes "Facial recognition might be all the rage in giving computer systems the ability to ascertain the identity of individuals — what with most people having different facial features and all. But a team from the Hasso Plattner Institute in Potsdam, Germany, has taken a different approach to identify users of touch-based tabletop computers like Microsoft's Surface. Instead of focusing on the face, the team has looked in the opposite direction to develop a system known as Bootstrapper, which distinguishes between users based on their footwear ."
First post. (Score:5, Funny)
If I don't get first post, I guess I was busy changing my shoes.
Seriously, the system is going to break the first time these developers are introduced to WOMEN.
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If I don't get first post, I guess I was busy changing my shoes.
Seriously, the system is going to break the first time these developers are introduced to WOMEN.
It could be useful at nightclubs though "Seriously... those shoes with _that_ dress? You have to be kidding me. Go away".
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"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Davina".
Women look at shoes first; men look at asses first (Score:4, Insightful)
The developers clearly are women. If it was developed by men it would be an ass recognition system.
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Seriously, the system is going to break the first time these developers are introduced to WOMEN.
No, it will break the first time somebody who bought the same style of shoes as you sits down at your terminal and pens a nasty email to the CEO. Less liklihood with women, who HATE it when any part of their apparrel is the same as another woman's.
Whatcouldpossiblygowrong? (Score:2)
Before you break into a mans computer... (Score:3)
Before you break into a mans computer, first walk a mile in his shoes.
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Once again RMS' foresight reveals itself - this is why he always wears sandals, it causes the system to throw an error :-P
useless (Score:1)
totally... utterly... useless.
Footwear? I mean... I could see doing something based on scanning people's feet like you do their finger prints. But... their shoes? Really?
You might as well classify people by their choice in beverages.
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You might as well classify people by their choice in beverages.
People do that all the time.
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I didn't say it was a valid concept, I just said that people do it! People are stupid. :p
Team Creates Footwear Recognition System (Score:5, Funny)
Team Creates Footwear Recognition System
Did the team consist of Sheldon and Penny?
designed by the introverted, for the introverted (Score:5, Funny)
How do you recognize an extroverted engineer? He looks at **your** shoes.
first and last time i RTFA (Score:1)
i honestly thought there would be sensors in the floor, to determine foot size, gate, and pressure differences while walking and standing.
honestly though this seems more like an exercise than a full fledged effort at the problem.
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I first thought it would be a system to recognize shoeprint, size, stance, etc. perhaps using a large grid of tiny pressure sensors or a camera facing upward through a transparent floor or something really clever. Instead it's just a far less capable version of facial recognition.
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I thought it would recognize footprints and compare minor details, the same way tire treads can be traced back to cars.
But this looks at the top of your shoes instead. If you want to be anonymous just wear black formal shoes, they all look the same.
CSI:Heidelberg / Bloodhound (Score:2)
I'm sure I've seen this on one of the many CSI cities already: the wall screen flashes pictures of shoes from the national strategic shoe database, until it stops with a match. Guilty person found.
Hmmm . . . Hasso Plattner? SAP founder? What does SAP want to do with this footwear recognition system . . . ?
Half seriously, why not get a bloodhound to sniff the shoes? It should be able to recognize someone who is naughty or someone who is nice, friend or foe, really fast.
Although, when the poor critter
Mod OP up/down to (Score:2)
Future email to sysadmins (Score:2)
"I think someone stole my shoes. I need new shoes."
"My shoes were hacked!"
Microsoft's Scarface (Score:2)
Microsoft's Scarface, yes that is how I first read it, honestly. That it may also be considered offensive, I take that as a bonus.
What can you think of rhyming with "Microsoft's Scarface"?
Yet another nifty yet useless prototype... (Score:1)
Aren't most shoes mass produced? (Score:2)
so sad. (Score:1)
i can tell you right now that they have gotten a patent on this already and probably for recognizing everything from socks to shirts to hair styles.
BANG! (Score:1)
So, they watch Big Bang in Germany?
Or are the Big Bang writers secret followers of Hackerdom?
Bazinga!
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So, they watch Big Bang in Germany?
Or are the Big Bang writers secret followers of Hackerdom?
Bazinga!
Project SHOE
Rule 36 (Score:3)
Didn't Penny already create an app for this? (Score:2)
Didn't Penny already create an app for this?
Tiny Feet (Score:2)
Sneaky! (Score:2)
So, they could install these sensors to track me from place to place without my knowledge?
Hmm.... [tiptoes away]
Dummest. Idea. Ever. (Score:1)
n/t
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Resolution?
Not gonna work so well (Score:2)
Bootstrapper, allow me to introduce you to the modern miracle of mass production. Mass production, meet bootstrapper. OK, now, break's over, mass production -- get back to work.
That is nothing... try a little higher.... (Score:2)
Japanese researchers have recently created a system which identifies drivers by recognizing their asses in the driver's seat:
http://e.nikkei.com/e/fr/tnks/Nni20111213D13JSN01.htm