Bloodsucking Parasite Named After Bob Marley 64
Hugh Pickens writes "The Christian Science Monitor reports that Gnathia marleyi, a tiny crustacean that feeds off the blood of reef-dwelling Caribbean fish, has been named in honor – for lack of a better term – of the Jamaican musician Bob Marley. Marley, who died in 1981, was an iconic exponent of the Jamaican-born music known as reggae. One of his standards is 'No Woman, No Cry.' Marley joins the 'I have a species named after me' club, which includes Barack Obama, Stephen Colbert, Mick Jagger, and Beyonce. 'I named this species, which is truly a natural wonder, after Marley because of my respect and admiration for Marley's music,' says Paul Sikkel, an assistant professor of marine ecology at Arkansas State University. 'Plus, this species is as uniquely Caribbean as was Marley.' Juvenile gnathid isopods hide within coral rubble or algae so they can launch surprise attacks on fish, and then infest them. As adults, the parasites don't eat. 'We believe that adults subsist for two to three weeks on the last feedings they had as juveniles and then die, hopefully after they have reproduced,' says Sikkel. Specimens of Gnathia marleyi will be housed indefinitely at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. 'We are currently discussing with AMNH the possibility of creating an exhibit featuring this species that could be viewed by the public.'"
But... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Gertnerii perhaps? Greenspanii? ii?
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Parasites in nature aren't usually bigger, better politically connected and more powerful than their hosts.
Hence, it's inappropriate to name natural parasites after parasites of the human variety.
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But even in nature, parasites with primitive neuro-systems can manipulate the brains of larger animals through use of hormones and neuro-transmitters. Continuing the analogy, in politics that would be manipulation through fear, greed, and propaganda.
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Maybe they already named some west coast bottom feeding animal after Pelosi...
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I believe the blood sucking parasite is a woman. "No wonan, no cry."
Yoko? (Score:4, Funny)
Is Yoko Ono already named after something ?
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Is Yoko Ono already named after something ?
Of course one could name these mysterious Jamaican anal seeking parasites [livedash.com] or perhaps a sub species of this little monster called Toxoplasma gondii Yoko Onous [discovery.com]. Be careful where you sit down in Jamaica!
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Jamaican anal seeking parasites
So, you're implying that John Lennon was an asshole?
Hadn't heard that one yet, but it's plausible I guess.
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Is anything named after her?
Don't forget Strigiphilus Garylarsoni (Score:5, Informative)
Gary Larson (creator of _The Far Side_) had a variety of chewing louse that infests owls named after him: Strigiphilus Garylarsoni [wikipedia.org].
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But do cockroaches deserve him? Better he pass into obscurity and we all clean our brains of his crappy music.
Mildly funny that. (Score:2)
Great tags! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm listening to Bob Marley now (Score:2)
I just find it amusing, I'm listening to some Bob, even No woman No Cry when I run across this article
I wanna read a biography on the man sometime. I hear he even brokered peace between two nations at one point.
Re:I'm listening to Bob Marley now (Score:4, Funny)
I'm listening to Bob Marley now
"He's dead, Jim."
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I'm listening to Bob Marley now
"He's dead, Tim."
FTFY
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I hear he even brokered peace between two nations at one point.
Well....he was a big supporter of the Zimbawean revolution, as was Stevie Wonder and many other people. He held a concert at a jail where political prisoners had just been released. However it didn't work out as well as people had hoped, in the 3 decad
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apparently someone read that Headline story (Score:4, Insightful)
recently about how Huffington Post can put up the same story with an inflammatory title and get 10 times more hits than the New York Times.
Rather Ironic (Score:4, Interesting)
The funny thing is he was rather anti-science and anti-medicine. I mean the guy refused to be treated for skin cancer because of his religious beliefs... skin cancer is easy to treat compared to most other cancers, you just remove it.
I'd almost put it up for the darwin award, where people let religious beliefs kill them.
Also unlike the stereotypical peace-loving image, he was known to get in quite a few fights in his day. He was also quite rebellious. I don't see this as a bad thing, but I think it is kind of crazy how he has been romanticized as a bringer of peace after his death.
as opposed to john 'wife beater' lennon? (Score:2)
or maybe Ira "I dont know how she got in that trunk in my closet" Einhorn?
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lyrics (Score:3, Interesting)
Most likely Related to a Similar Species (Score:2)
It seems these are related to Hippius Pesticus, usually seeking to seek money, food and favors out of the creatures around them. It's likely the Hippius evolved from this more simple blood-sucker to diversify to make itself more adaptable to varying environments and the rise of humans -- probably around the same time the Ancient Aliens wiped out the Dinosaurs to make way for Humans so they could farm Xenomorphs.
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I realise the snark was intended to be funny... but it is an interesting foray.
How about an entire profession? (Score:1)
I nominate Legalis Professionem.
Merely a step ahead of the Wall Street types.
Bob Marley? (Score:3)
Why not call it Yoko instead?
Not named after his record company??? (Score:4, Insightful)
They ripped him off and live like parasites on his music to this day... madness.
Sponsor a species (Score:4, Interesting)
Ok, I know this is desperate but with the ecosystem facing another Great Extinction (where a substantial portion of the species on Earth are going to be driven to extinction except this time is because of US)* we've got to do something.
Why not auction off the names of newly discovered species? (And preferably give the money to conservation efforts).
I think people (and maybe even corporations) would be more interested in conservation if they had a species named after them. If they knew their species was endangered or the habitat their species lived in was threatened, they might rally to save it. I mean, this is another form of IMMORTALITY, very few people will be remembered after a few centuries but a species name? It reminds me of the scientist Seaborg, he said while other scientists got Nobel prizes he was on the periodic table for eternity! (or something like that).
Maybe if we get REALLY desperate we could re-name already named species. I know it's repulsive but surely Exxon would pay a huge amount to have the (scientific) name of the Tiger changed to it. Or Apple would similarly pay perhaps for the entire family of apples to be named, well you get it.
While unglamorous (is that a word?) species wouldn't fetch much money perhaps, in some cases, that could be turned around. Consider the guinea worm, a species very close to eradication (yay!). Just like smallpox, it could be named because there is no such thing as bad publicity. (Some pest removal company would probably pay dearly for that name!).
*no I don't mean US as in United States (although I know we bear more than our share of the blame). Anyway, have you seen the funny video "So you've got a case of the Humans"?
Re:Sponsor a species (Score:4, Interesting)
FZ (Score:2)
Don't forget the famous spider (Score:2)
Calponia Harrisonfordi
Christian Science Monitor? (Score:4, Insightful)
more herb, less derp (Score:4, Informative)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christian_Science_Monitor [wikipedia.org]
It's so easy and cheap to derp... but will you walk in the light of truth with me? Come on, you know you want to ^_^
Don't shit where you eat son, and respect your betters. Just an idea.
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Wait, Blood Sucking Parasites? (Score:4, Insightful)
Surely they got it wrong, it should have been Island Records / Universal Music Group
"hopefully" ? (Score:2)
"We believe that adults subsist for two to three weeks on the last feedings they had as juveniles and then die, hopefully (emph. mine) after they have reproduced,"
Yes, because more parasites is exactly what we need now.
Did this guy actually know *anything* about bob? (Score:1)
For a rastaman, having something that sucks blood named after him would be a slightly disturbing. And thats a understatement in manor proportions.
Bernie (Score:2)
Still Yammin' then... (Score:1)
Zancudo (Score:1)