Intel's Wine-Powered Microprocessor 126
angry tapir writes "In a new twist on strange brew, an Intel engineer has showed off a project using wine to power a microprocessor. The engineer poured red wine into a glass containing circuitry on two metal boards during a keynote by Genevieve Bell, Intel fellow, at the Intel Developer Forum in San Francisco. Once the red wine hit the metal, the microprocessor on a circuit board powered up. The low-power microprocessor then ran a graphics program on a computer with an e-ink display."
Genevieve Bell? Mike Bell? (Score:4, Funny)
The engineer poured red wine into a glass containing circuitry on two metal boards during a keynote by Genevieve Bell, Intel fellow, at the Intel Developer Forum in San Francisco.
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Low power doesn't mean low performance, with Intel now thinking about microwatts, not milliwatts, said Mike Bell, vice president and general manager of the New Devices group, during an appearance at the keynote.
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Future computing devices will be able to understand human behavior through data gathered by embedded sensors and other wearable technology, Bell said. Projects are also underway at Intel labs to bring a more "human element" to mobility, she said.
What a poorly edited article. One never knows which Bell -- Genevieve or Mike -- is speaking.
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After the sex change, Mike became Genevieve.
Re:Genevieve Bell? Mike Bell? (Score:5, Funny)
After all of the wine mysteriously disappeared, Mike became Genevieve.
Fixed.
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Not sure if she actually served himself a drink.
Haha. :) Yeah, I have to see that piece, it's the stuff of legends. Poor Sir Clive. :-)
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this just in (Score:5, Informative)
Putting dissimilar metals connected by external conductive path in an electrolyte will cause current flow.
I've even seen some outdoors website forum people going gaga over the concept that nailing a couple dissimilar metallic spikes into a tree can "make electricity". Please, just carry a spare battery for your cell phone, breaching the bark of a tree with reactive metals is bad.
Re:this just in (Score:5, Informative)
I got a good chuckle from your comment but maybe the point of the demo is how little juice is required to power the computer.
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I got a good chuckle from your comment but maybe the point of the demo is how little juice is required to power the computer.
It wasn't juice... it was wine.
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Jesus juice maybe?
Re:this just in (Score:5, Informative)
AC is of course correct - the point was that they made the equivalent of a potato clock [wikihow.com], but on a computer.
IIRC, they're not even the first to make a simple electrolysis battery drive a computer [slashdot.org]. Which means we have at least one outside boundary for the typical Slashdot editor's memory-span...
Re:this just in (Score:5, Funny)
Incorrect, eloctrolysis uses direct current (DC) by definition :)
How to make a battery (Score:2)
Putting dissimilar metals connected by external conductive path in an electrolyte will cause current flow.
Exactly. The wine isn't "powering" the microprocessor. It's the electrolyte. The battery is powered by the electron transfer reaction between the two metals of different oxidation potential.
http://www.how-things-work-science-projects.com/lemon-battery.html#lemon_battery [how-things...ojects.com]
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No. No. It wasn't the electolyte, it was the electrons! (Cue particle physicists further breakdown - excuse the pun) Also, no need for quotes around the word "powering" as the word "powering" is not only a verb, it is the correct verb. Also, gasoline doesn't "power" cars (shit ... it's contagious), it is the chemical reaction!
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It certainly is not the electrons, those are the things being powered, having work done on them. the metals and electrolyte are doing the work
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You need some remedial physics. A metal is mostly nucleons by mass and by simple count. Electron movement is always due to work being done on them. In this situation the metal and electrolytes are supplying energy which is equivalent to performing the work (work-energy equivalence). Yes, I'm a physicist.
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ROTFLMAO. Plonk.
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No. No. It wasn't the electolyte, it was the electrons!
The word "it" refers to "wine." The wine is the electrolyte.
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this is exactly what we needed! (Score:1)
Re:this is exactly what we needed! (Score:5, Insightful)
The demonstration is that Intel has chips running on extremely low power, which honestly is kind of cool.
Using a potato clock to power it was a bit of showmanship that the article submitter turned into the main focus.
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The demonstration is that Intel has chips running on extremely low power, which honestly is kind of cool.
Actually, this is because Intel developers obviously drink a LOT and probably accidentally knocked an open bottle of wine onto something in the lab. The "demonstration" is the result of the official incident write-up as an "experiment"... :-)
Re: this is exactly what we needed! (Score:4, Informative)
I don't know if you are being serious but AIUI at least one of the electrodes is a consumable. So to maintain crude batteries you need not just a supply of electrolyte (the wine) but also a supply of refined metals.
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France is gonna be pissed when the price of wine skyrockets because of demand from everyone's mobile devices!
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Although on second thought, French wine growers are going to be really happy buying new gold plated lear jets.
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Sure, but can they power them with wine?
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Did you want some Canapes and Crackers with your whine?
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yes, we can call these electrolytes with dissimilar metals in them a "power cell", and if we make a group, a battery, of them to get either higher potentials or more current , we could call them.......batterized cells? hmnmm, maybe a single word could convey the meaning.....??
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wine? (Score:5, Funny)
but wine is not an emulator! http://www.winehq.org/
oh, the other kind of wine
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It is quite ambigous, Slashdot should stop capitalizing every word.
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(Only an idiot would say that a processor was "Powered by ")
In other words it's something one should expect to find on Slashdot.
Re:wine? (Score:4, Funny)
WINE = Wine Is Not Electricity
Athlon Thunderbird Wine core? (Score:1)
I'm waiting to see the trademark complaint from AMD when someone tries to use Thunderbird wine on an Intel processor, proving that AMD continues to protect its place as the leader in budget processors.
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Technology? (Score:3)
So, is this a compact fuel cell (new tech, catalyzes ethanol into energy), or just a chemical battery (old tech, converting acidic wine and metal contacts into energy)?
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That one.
Cheer up, meatbags (Score:5, Funny)
And that's the story of how Bender's great-grandpappy was born.
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sure it would work grandly, but the metals would be eaten faster.
Drill for more wine! (Score:1)
What next ? (Score:5, Funny)
Wine is the first step, but why don't we use blood to power microprocessors ?
Everybody can easily extract blood, and a processor named Vampire would be so cool.
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better to just run windows and not wine+other os (Score:1)
better to just run windows and not wine+other os
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better to just run windows and not wine+other os
I guess the world's energy problems can also be solved with a big WHOOSH next to a wind turbine.
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Unfortunately, blood is already used to "power" electronics.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coltan [wikipedia.org]
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next up (Score:5, Funny)
In vino verilog. (Score:5, Funny)
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Powered by Wine (Score:1)
One for you; one for me. (Score:2)
One for you; one for me.
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AMD responds with beer CPU. Seriously, though ... (Score:2)
Will AMD respond with a beer powered processor ?
Seriously, though, it's good to see Intel is serious about, and capable of, truly low power.
Ten years ago, it was a race for the most powerful processor, and Intel won*. Now it's about competing for the lowest power. Kind of ironic.
* For single threaded applications. A web server with a $200 AMD 8-core CPU at 4GHz will beat the pants off $200 of Intel CPU.
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It isn't ironic at all. There was never a time when CPU companies were in a race to create processors that sucked up and wasted through heat dissipation as much electrical power as possible. The goal was always to keep the devices as efficient as possible while still providing more processing power. You are mixing concepts because you have failed to use adjectives.
Re:AMD responds with beer CPU. Seriously, though . (Score:5, Funny)
I guess you never owned a Pentium 4.
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Or an Athlon XP 2000+. Honestly, I used to keep my very small bedroom warm with that CPU and a 15" CRT through the entire winter back in the day. No kidding.
Nowadays' LCDs and CPUs suck, I need a heater to stay warm in winter!
the goal was CPU power, power usage be damned (Score:1)
For 20 years, RISC processors used 1/10th - 1/100th as much power, yet Intel was the big name brand because CPU speed was king. As Hognoxious pointed out, the P4 is a great example that people generally didn't care too much about power usage. 125 watts was a little high, but acceptable. Now 1 watt is considered a little too high, and companies are hyping 1.5 Ghz processors, a third the speed of existing offerings.
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RISC allowed 99% lower power and nobody cared (Score:1)
CISC couldn't go that fast without using 125 watts.
RISC could use 99% less power and go half as fast.
Everybody bought "Intel inside", even though it drew a hundred times more power.
Yes, mobile is one reason people now care more about power consumption. Waking up to it's effect on datacenter costs is another.
You said:
"The goal was always to make devices as efficient as possible"
If that were, CISC would have been dead on arrival.
Intel has pretty much admitted that CISC will be dead soon unless they cut powe
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I thought this discussion ended decades ago.
Nowadays CPUs use concepts from both families, and other, new concepts which aren't publicly being discussed because most of the ipad generation knows nothing about chip design anymore.
We learned it's a good idea to design chips to accomodate the user (in this case a C compiler) rather than the other way around.
Now that we've reached the end of that free lunch, we need to do vector instructions, parallel chips and other methods that suck because they require const
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When I started with Motorola in the mid/late '80s, the RISC processor called the 88100 was in the process of being released. It was a physical monstrosity compared to the MC68030 and prior, and consumed an outrageous 25 watts. I made a comment to one of the architects that they should have put it in a circular package instead of square one, and he went off about how incredibly wasteful that would be, how hard it would be to escape the signals, etc... before finally asking me why would I even consider that
I thought Windows powered intel? (Score:1)
Second Law of Thermodynamics ??? (Score:2)
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What happened to the second law of thermodynamics? As I read this, Windows is run in Wine which can then power the chip to run Windows.....
Guess this is why some people get a headache from wine. It must be the shit in wine that gives people headaches that can actually power a chip emulating Windows??? Personally wine that gives other people headaches gives me the squirts especially the red plonk from Washington State. Even some from California gives me the squirts!!! Wouldn't it be appropriate if someone brought out a cheap wine called Windows Pentium Power House Red? Instead of drinking it you pour it over your motherboard!
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Wine Is Not an Emulator (WINE).
Wrong focus (Score:2)
The interesting part is not that intel made a battery using 2 metals and an acid, its the fact that they powered up a cpu and a display from such a weak battery.
When will it come full-circle? (Score:1)
Now, If Intel Can Make a White Shirt (Score:2)
rich people problems (Score:2)
But I get the good intention of the demonstration.
But can it emulate Windows? (Score:1)
Will be illegal in France (Score:2)
Nice! Only 3-4 (Score:2)
Just great... (Score:2)
First there's a food shortage as the US converts corn to ethanol, and the price of corn and corn meal go through the roof. Now we're going to have to run our systems on wine, and the price of even cheap crap will go through the roof....
mark "I'll have the inexpensive 12 yr single malt, please, I can't afford the MD 2020"
Re:Could it also run on urine? (Score:4, Funny)
Plus we get to name the support site Urine Trouble.
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There's Wien, which technically is in Austria. But it's nothing a little Anschluss can't solve.
Wien vs wein (Score:2)
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When in remote places like Mongolia, most parts of Africa or even Germany, it can be difficult to acquire wine
I can see you how you got from German wine to urine.