Dirty Diapers Used To Grow Mushrooms 97
Zothecula writes While their contents might be considered an environmental hazard by many, disposable diapers themselves pose a more significant problem for the environment. According to the EPA, the average baby will work their way through 8,000 of them before they end up in landfill where they'll take centuries to break down. In an effort to reduce the problem, scientists at Mexico's Autonomous Metropolitan University, Azcapotzalco (UAM-A), have turned used diapers to the task of growing mushrooms.
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Actually, no. Why wouldn't any diapers end up in the landfill until all 8,000 are used? Everything about the sentence structure is awkward and confusing.
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your sexist rant against singular "they" might have some validity if it wasn't for the fact that "they" has been used as a singular pronoun for at least 400 years (i.e. since approximately the beginning of modern english) and the fact that there are numerous nouns in the english language which can also be used as either singular or plural - "bacon" for example. it's not unusual.
in other words when using singular "they", the pronoun and antecedent *DO* match in number. No amount of ranting will change that
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Judging by the quality of our school system, I'd say its the ankle-biters.
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More concerning is that the baby takes centuries to break down.
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"....the average baby will work their way through 8,000 of them before they end up in landfill where they'll take centuries to break down."
This is an episode of "Hoarders" I don't want to see; where they kept all 8,000 diapers before sending them to the landfill.
Re:EWWWWWWW (Score:5, Funny)
You should look up what that 'fertilizer' thing used for all grown crops is.
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I call bull shit on this fertilizer stuff.
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Heh, well bull shit (and cow shit) are useful field fertilizers. My grandpa had his herd in the fallow field every third year (on a corn->soybeans or wheat->fallow rotation or maybe it was the other way around).
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No surprise, but a bad idea (Score:5, Informative)
Mushrooms used to be grown on horse manure, and I doubt they are very "selective". So this is no surprise.
However, it is well known to be a bad idea. You do not grow food for human consumption on human feces, because the risk of contamination is too high. Horse manure is ok, as is growing animal fodder on human feces.
And there are better schemes to get rid of old diapers - since they are rich in high quality cellulose that can be used after a good clean.
Re:No surprise, but a bad idea (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:No surprise, but a bad idea (Score:5, Informative)
Nothing new. If you have a compost toilet, you will have encountered spontaneous mushroom growth on your compost pile often enough. Also edible ones, like inkcaps. There is nothing against seeding it with a known mushroom kind. When you do that for your own household, you will know what diseases you have, and you get them anyway or are already resistant to them. Also know that the compost process kills any disease over time, and most diseases within days.
But I would never add a plastic, chemically poisoned diaper to my compost pile. Most modern diapers are chemical waste and need to be processed as such.
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Man, I hope some time a mushroom will break down toxins into world peace or at least peace in the Middle East.
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"The project is not intended to produce mushrooms targeted for human consumption, since the main objective is to get rid of diapers to avoid damaging the environment more"
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Try and look up a video of a modern mushroom farm. This is damn near appatizing compared to the way they're normally grown. After I saw it first hand, I started vigorously cleaning all mushrooms I got from the market.
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>You do not grow food for human consumption on human feces, because the risk of contamination is too high.
Who are you, Jon Snow? You know nothing.
As long as the faeces is properly composted/treated to break down pathogens, its perfectly safe to use for food crops.
really? (Score:1)
farmer communities in Mexico have many years doing exactly that for human consumption
And I bet Mexicans are not the only ones doing it in that way...
Might want to rewrite that summary (Score:1)
Tortured sentence structure anyone? Or are they really are landfilling babies at the experimental mushroom farm???
Not that we ever expected much from the editors at /., but one could hope for a bare minimum of literacy.
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one could hope for a bare minimum of literacy.
Yes, one could hope.
Or are they really are landfilling babies at the experimental mushroom farm???
Oh well.
As for the sentence in question, while there is an amusing ambiguity if one wishes to look for it, I don't think most people are going to have a problem parsing it.
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Well, the sentence parses nice and cleanly. It states that "the average baby will (...) end up in landfill..."
The sentence is plain wrong - what its author wrote differs from what he intended.
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the average baby will work their way through 8,000 of them before they end up in landfill
It's only as ambiguous as you want to make it.
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through 8,000 of them before they end up in landfill
So are all 8,000 diapers used before any end up in a landfill? That is one crazy hoarder.
It's only as ambiguous as terrible writing.
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What the heck are you implying here?!
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They're only using baby lawyers, so it's OK.
Uh. YUCK? (Score:2)
I already don't eat mushrooms due to food allergies (and trying to tell them the specific TYPES I'm allergic to is a waste of time).
So this is just another reason for me to NEVER eat a frickin mushroom.
Just...eww.
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this is just another reason for me to NEVER eat a frickin mushroom.
How about you read the article? "The project is not intended to produce mushrooms targeted for human consumption, since the main objective is to get rid of diapers to avoid damaging the environment more"
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How do you use 0.129 of a diaper?
Based on the subject, it's either a typo or he's from a country that uses a dot instead of a comma for delimiting thousands.
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Modern cloth diapers [amazon.com], while expensive, are very easy to use, and contain waste as well as disposable diapers. They pay for themselves in a reasonably short time and prevent all of this landfill waste.
Our daughter was premature, and we used disposables until she was large enough to move into the "one size" BumGenius diapers we got from our registry. I think we have ~20 of them, which means about $340 spent and a 3ish day supply without laundry. When we're done with them, though, we can resell them - yes,
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HE washer takes about 2 hours to clean a sanitary load, but uses just a few cents of water and detergent. Cleaning costs are in the noise.
Force the manufacturer to take them back (Score:2, Interesting)
And to recycle them in a sustainable way. Problem solved. In general, I think that should be the case for a lot of things.
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And to recycle them in a sustainable way. Problem solved. In general, I think that should be the case for a lot of things.
Spot on. Although the manufacturer would simply send:
- 95% to landfill
- 5% for recycle
Just enough figures to give them some made up "Save the planet" and "Recycle Aware" certification for marketing. Profit!
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And to recycle them in a sustainable way. Problem solved. In general, I think that should be the case for a lot of things.
Better yet... create a manufacturing tax... $3 per individual diaper sold. With 95% of the valuable refundable, upon proof of the volume of materials being recycled.
Refunds/incentives contingent upon both the recycling of sold product AND the use of recycled materials to manufacturer new products.
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How do you expect families to afford diapers that cost over $3 each?
Oh, you thought somehow the "rich capitalists" were just going to eat it?
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How do you expect families to afford diapers that cost over $3 each?
I expect that the families would refuse to purchase the product at such a price, therefore, the manufacturer will not be able to sell them for $3. The manufacturer will have to meet the recycling requirements, in order to continue to sell the product.
If they don't, then the manufacturers will be outcompeted by other options.
It is not as if disposable diapers are a fundamental need --- they are just a luxury, and there are other opt
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Force the manufacturer to take them back
Sooo, you mean shovel all the shit back in the baby?
All jokes aside, that'd be about as easy and practical as forcing manufacturers to take back and sustainably recycle used products.
Let me guess. Shiitake mushrooms. (Score:1)
Surely it would be more effective to recycle coffee grounds for the purpose. They're already fairly sterile and must be available in huge quantities. Or has Starbucks already found a secondary market?
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There is an awful lot of waste and fungi eat most things, so we'll probably end up with many of them in a few years.
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Plump helmet explosion?
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afaik starbucks already gives the grounds away for hippies to grow tomatoes and weed with.
that is, if you got a large source of used coffee beans, you probably already have some use for them that's better than mushrooms yuck.
All that work (Score:2)
So that's 16k diapers for twins... well, we guesstimated 10k. The thought of carrying that many diapers up to the third floor and then back down fully 'charged' convinced us to use cloth diapers.
Now we just polute the rivers with the laundry detergent :p.
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The problem with detergents is that they *ARE* biodegradable. The phosphate in the detergent encourages algae to grow which causes problems in the rivers.
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Mushrooms grow on excrements?!? (Score:2)
No shit...
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8000 nappies. 8000/365 is about 21. Assuming three years in them, that's seven a day every day.
Three year assumption is what got you. Today, I've seen parents keep their children in diapers or something other that allows them to shit in place, until they have to toilet train them in order to get into Kindergarten.
The disposable diaper manuafacturers would like to keep us in them from birth to death.
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You're assuming they're only counting the 3 years at the beginning of life. What about the 10 years at the end of their life?
Psychedelic fecal trip (Score:1)
Now we have a complete buisness plan! (Score:5, Funny)
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: Grow mushrooms
Phase 3: Profit
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I worked as a nanny for triplets for nine months. I'd say that I changed each one 8-10 times a day. The well-baby clinic said it was the first set of triplets they'd ever seen that never had any sign of diaper rash. The grandparents provided the diapers, with the stipulation that I use as many as I saw fit without worrying about cost.
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With my own children, I used cloth diapers, and washed 3 dozen diapers twice a week. I had my children very close together, so I had two in diapers most of the time. And before I get any of these "popping out babies" cracks, it wasn't my idea. Marital rape does exist, and is not any more pleasant than any other variety.
Cloth Diapers (Score:1)
Or support your local cloth diaper service.
www.greenspringdiapers.com
Mushrooms are the future... (Score:2)
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Things buried in landfills break down slower. Kind of makes the whole idea of having landfills seem silly, but it's true.
Shiitake mushrooms (Score:1)
n/t
Ay, where's the rub (Score:2)
It's nice to have technology to better dispose of diapers, but it should not be used as an alternative to tackling the main problem, which is that babies now wear diapers over longer and longer periods. The main reason for this is interfering with biofeedback. The better the diaper the less feedback the baby gets so the less it is inclined to change its behavior.
The best way to reduce spent diapers is to reintroduce a form of biofeedback. An irritation. An annoyance. But of course that would interfere with
The stoners ... (Score:2)
-5 Gross (Score:1)
How come there is no "gross" mod category? That's a gross oversight.
8000 diapers? What, do they wear them till 10y? (Score:1)
3 per day for 3 years = 3285. Then, if they still have to wear them at night, it's 1095 for the next three years. How on earth do you get to 8000?
Just incase someone questions my qualifications: We have raised 4 kids. None of them are used for growing mushrooms now.