Friendly Reminder: Do Not Place Your iPhone In a Microwave 240
Nerval's Lobster writes Placing your iPhone in the microwave will destroy the phone, and possibly the microwave. While that might seem obvious to some people, others have fallen for the "Wave" hoax making its way around online. The fake advertisement insists that the new iOS 8 allows users to charge their iPhones by placing them in a "household microwave for a minute and a half." Microwave energy will not charge your smartphone. To the contrary, it will scorch the device and render it inoperable. If you nuke your smartphone and subsequently complain about it online, people will probably make fun of you. (If you want a full list of things not to place in a microwave, no matter how pretty the flames, check this out.)
If you're not smart enough to realize this is BS.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:If you're not smart enough to realize this is B (Score:5, Funny)
Haha, too true. No way Apple is this advanced. Now, my Samsung, on the other hand, charges a treat. Just don't run it on full power as that overclocks the CPU and causes instability.
Re:If you're not smart enough to realize this is B (Score:5, Funny)
To charge your iPhone you need a $150 crisper... ere "Inductive charging" pouch that your phone goes into before putting it into the microwave.
Keeps it clean, you see. Not using the "Inductive charging" pouch may void the warranty.
=Smidge=
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Re:If you're not smart enough to realize this is B (Score:4, Funny)
Gullibility unfortunately is a survival mechanism.
Part of our nature to form communities and work as a group. Gullibility allows us not to waste time thinking about consequences if someone else seems to know the answer. We use less brain power, increasing our energy level needing less food, and could survive the next day.
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At least the new iPhone is waterproof to 2 meters for 30 minutes so the last hoax where people ruined it by putting it under the tap doesn't work anymore.
Not just the ad - the entire story is BS (Score:5, Informative)
The summary says that 'others' have fallen for it. That makes you think there's got to be at least half a dozen idiots in the world that have tried this, right?
The article (at DICE) says "others have fallen".
Their source is The Independent:
http://www.independent.co.uk/l... [independent.co.uk]
What does that story say?
So there's really only 1 person who said they tried it - and the article itself points out that this, too, is fake (as admitted - he was doing it for the exposure, RTs, etc.)
Maybe there's hope for people yet - though I wouldn't put it past some to actually try it, there's no reason to believe that it has already transpired.
Citogenesis (Score:3, Informative)
Doesn't matter, we now have two reliable sources claiming it did, so we can put it on Wikipedia, dispute anyone pointing out the discrepancy and fabricate the story from whole cloth.
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Re:If you're not smart enough to realize this is B (Score:5, Funny)
The first tip-off that this story is BS is that this charging technique doesn't even require an Apple-branded microwave.
There is no way that Apple would introduce a new feature that does not require new Apple hardware.
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Being charged with a crime is different to being charged for a service which is different to being charged by a rhinoceros which is different to being charged with polar energy which is different with being charged with a commission.
Useful word, charged.
Also... (Score:5, Insightful)
Also, don't put your phone in gas oven, or on a hot griddle.
Similarly, don't touch anything hot enough to cook, and don't stick a knife into your gut.
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Re:Also... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't spit into the wind...
Don't pull the mask off of the Lone Ranger...
And don't mess around with Jim...
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Induction only works on ferrous metals, and most (at any rate mine) cooktops have a sensor which won't allow the element to come on unless there is a certain amount of ferrous material present. So probably nothing would happen, unless there was also enough of a pot on at the same time to disable the sensor, and there are ferrous parts inside.
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"Don't put an unopened bottle or can of soda in a microwave"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Try again. Don't put anything with ARC-CAPABLE POINTS in a microwave. Rounded-edge steel containers (like metal bowls and cans) are typically fine to use in a microwave.
I've got a *HUGE* nichrome heating element inside my Microwave (it's a combo microwave/broiler.) That element is exposed at all times. Shit doesn't go sparking like mad or blowing up when I use the microwave.
Re:Also... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think he was referring to arcing.
Pop quiz: What happens when you boil water inside an sealed container?
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Pop quiz
I see what you did there.
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It doesn't even have to be sealed... If you got an oldie microwave that doesn't have a rotating turntable, just a simple glass of water will boil, boil, boil, then mysteriously stop (probably once it's finished expelling all the dissolved gasses). Then the bottom will superheat for a few seconds until it overturns and FOOM, water "explosion."
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A whole lot of AWESOME!
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In case you missed a physics class, that's a bomb, my friend.
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The liquid inside boiled to steam and the container (glass bottle) was not strong enough to contain it. It burst, sending shards of glass into the microwave. None came out the other side, but it deformed the structure of the microwave and broke it.
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I also believe that there's an egg boiler that has a metal container that surrounds the egg. The theory being that the microwaves heat the water but not the egg directly (which can have quite explosive consequences). On the other hand, I have seen gold edging on dishes cause arcing, presumably because the metal is not actually continuous.
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We don't need to, Mythbusters already did. Metal cutlery did nothing interesting. Foil and CDs give a light show. But they don't harm the microwave unless they are close enough to the case to arc across to it.
Trouble with technicians is that they believe their own myths.
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Don't put an unopened bottle or can of soda in a microwave. Or at least not in a microwave you ever want to use again.
Also, don't put your phone in gas oven, or on a hot griddle.
Similarly, don't touch anything hot enough to cook, and don't stick a knife into your gut.
You forgot: Never play Russian Roulette with an automatic....
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Why is this on Slashdot? (Score:4, Interesting)
I mean really, this is a new low for story quality.
Anyone reporting a microwaved iPhone (Score:5, Funny)
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Look at where it's coming from - Dice.com
The ultimate in click bait. As for making the rounds on the Internet - yep, it's at 4chan.
Some viral meme, that.
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If you search for "microwave iphone", at least you end up with some articles with evidence that people actually tried this.
The dice.com article doesn't even manage that.
How the hell does this company manage to make any money with this kind of ineptitude running the show?
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Because to some of us it is news. It's not that I need the warning, but it helps me to know that my sister-in-law might be exposed to this kind of rumor, because she's pretty gullible and falls for trolls like this. I would like to be able to tell her preemptively "Yeah, this new lie is going around, don't do that."
If I bring it up around the dinner table before she (or anyone) asks, it may also save her some embarrassment. Better, if the local TV news picks up on a story like this and broadcasts a hoax
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Ah, what would you say had you not seen this? "Hey, never heard of that, sounds legit, let me get back to you."
I submit that you would have lost your lunch through your nose had you been forewarned or not.
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If I bring it up around the dinner table before she (or anyone) asks, it may also save her some embarrassment.
Ah, what would you say had you not seen this? "Hey, never heard of that, sounds legit, let me get back to you."
Why yes, that's how I always bring things up at the dinner table. "Hey, I never heard of that". "What didn't you hear about?" "I dunno, what haven't you asked about yet?"
I think the OP was talking about making a pre-emptive comment, as in "bringing it up around the dinner table before [stackexchange.com] she asks", as in "hey, did you hear the latest hoax about...". Not responding to someone else bringing it up as something they'd already done, also known as "AFTER she asks".
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For me it's not news, just entertainment. I can cope with a little entertainment amongst my news.
Shit, one of my favourite articles on Slashdot for years was the link to some professor lighting his barbecue with liquid oxygen. Sure, it's all over youtube now but back then it was novel, interesting and highly amusing.
Kind of like watching someone microwave their brand new iphone.
Trolls are bad people (Score:3, Insightful)
Trolls, salt of the Erf (Score:2, Funny)
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Re: Trolls are bad people (Score:5, Insightful)
We all can't be experts in everything. Some people are really really not technical while not actually being stupid people. This sort of thing might not fool many slashdotters but which fork to use during which course during a fancy dinner with a potential investor in our tech startup might confound many of us; and end up costing us a whole lot more than a replacement phone.
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which fork to use during which course during a fancy dinner
Whichever fork does the job. Any smart person will realize using fork X only for dish Y is an old fad.
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which fork to use during which course during a fancy dinner
Whichever fork does the job. Any smart person will realize using fork X only for dish Y is an old fad.
Wrong, because as the server comes and takes away your plate from the first course he takes the used utensils along with it.
If you used table spoon for the grape fruit you'll be slicing the corners of your mouth every time you're forced to use the grapefruit spoon in another course.
If you used your dessert spoon spoon for the soup, the coffee spoon for your pasta, you'll look like a fucking retard when you have to use the soup spoon for dessert and the table spoon for coffee (or vice versa) later on. Hell,
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What if I dressed up as a doctor, had an air of gravitas, videoed from what looks like an ivy covered university and gave terrible terrible medical advice about Tylenol maximum dosages? .
Dr. Oz, is that you?
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In fact I am sure that when people post such things about the danger of Tylenol on boards, those people are considered trolls and
Re: Trolls are hilarious people (Score:4, Interesting)
Your comment reminds me of an old joke.
Q: What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
A: The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
So how does someone know who to believe is a genuine "Computer Professional"? I don't normally* wear a set of test leads around my neck like a stethoscope; I don't have a "Mr. GoodBytes" patch sewn to my work uniform; I don't wear a lab coat or even carry a clipboard. What cue would you recommend people trust? A pithy T-shirt? A club tie? An expensive car in the driveway? An imperial conditioning tattoo on my forehead? Trust is always the problem.
* Yes, I do occasionally drape test leads around my neck, but that's beside the point.
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Let me get this straight. So if somebody you don't actually know, who is probably located thousands of miles away from you, makes an obviously harmful suggestion that isn't directed at you,
Most arguments where the word "obvious" plays a critical part are usually not so obvious. Just as "common sense" isn't.
Many of the things we take for granted today are magical black boxes to many people, based on the simple Clarke assertion: "any technology sufficiently advanced will be seen as magic". Remember that just a few years ago the simple analog cell phone was viewed as magic and people expected that the conversations they were transmitting in the clear over radio waves were private and they had
Dare to be stupid (Score:5, Funny)
"Put your head in a microwave, and give yourself a tan..."
Re:Dare to be stupid (Score:4, Funny)
"Put your head in a microwave, and give yourself a tan..."
Doesn't work. You have to stick a screwdriver in the door interlock so it will come on while your head is in there and the door is open.
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Still might not work, without the door being closed you might not get standing waves.
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Cut it off first and put it in there. Bonus points if you can still pull a different face on every rotation of the turntable!
Re:Dare to be stupid (Score:5, Insightful)
Reference [youtube.com].
You may quietly drop your geek card in the box provided on your way out.
As a wise man once said... (Score:5, Funny)
"Put your head in a microwave and get yourself a tan."
You must dare to be stupid.
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Yes they do. Just try it! It might solve your problem.
It sure will solve ours...
Jokes aside (Score:4, Interesting)
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There are already a number of waterproof phones on the market. Google brings up several hits. Here's one that is made for filming under water...
http://www.sonymobile.com/us/p... [sonymobile.com]
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Wireless charging is very lossy and not needed anyway in order to make a device waterproof.
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The EU pretty much eliminated the power connector market. Well, unless you count that the sockets are so flimsy now that you should very, very, VERY carefully plug it in lest you break it out of the phone...
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http://www.digitaltrends.com/m... [digitaltrends.com]
Jealous Android users (Score:5, Funny)
You can't trick me. You're only jealous because your cheap Android doesn't support Wave charging.
Re:Jealous Android users (Score:5, Funny)
as with most of the features in iOS 8, android had it years ago
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User error (Score:4, Funny)
I'm guessing people were using 800W microwaves. The Wave Charge feature is only intended for 700w microwaves. Anyone using a powerful microwave should lower the power percentage to compensate. It worked fine on mine, although 1,30 only gave me 72% battery not 100%.
Lifehacks! Infographics! (Score:5, Informative)
I see someone out there has been browsing 4chan again.
The "microwave your phone to charge it" fake infographic/lifehack has been posted countless times before, but nicely updated for the new iPhone. Plenty of kids have iPhones, and plenty of kids are ignorant.
The "microwave your phone to charge it" infographic has been posted next to such informative graphics as:
- Put a drop of gasoline in the corner of your eye to see rainbow colors.
- Mix ammonia and bleach in a dish, put a penny in the bottom, and blow into a straw to grow crystals.
- Ice cream too hard? Microwave the spoon!
Back my day we just TP'd houses.
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Believe it or not, they make spoons that you ARE supposed to microwave for ice cream:
http://www.ideastage.com/Food-... [ideastage.com]
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The best practical joke I've ever done was to draw a cock on a friend's forehead with a UV marker when he was already somewhat drunk and decided to take a nap before we were going to a club. Now, this was in Finland where there's an expression "to have cock on your forehead", which means that you're pissed off, upset, sad or such. Hilarity ensued when it became visible in the club's UV lights but he could not see it when checking in the bathroom mirror. Many random strangers that noticed it asked him "hey,
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The difference, even with horse-dragging, is that every mustard gas and microwave "infographic" is meant to cause severe harm. Even the lightest consequence is "TOP KEK! I destroyed your iPhone. Have fun explaining it to your mom. Also, you left an EXIF on the picture you posted in reply, so we're going to dox you and shame you over it. Maybe you'll kill yourself, loser."
Sure, you can fall off a ladder pulling toilet paper our of your trees, but the goal was to show a little love. [Somewhere hazing be
Why is this here? (Score:2)
Re:Why is this here? (Score:4, Funny)
Oh c'mon, from time to time having a laugh at the expense of the bullies that beat us up during high school really helps coping with it.
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watching them die in ways that didn't quite make the cut for any of the Final Destination series is pretty fucking funny, too.
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Hey, even mostly technically competent and mostly intelligent people succumb to a bout of schadenfreude now and then...
Wow -- thanks Slashdot! (Score:4, Funny)
From the real article (Score:4, Informative)
You'll be amazed! (Score:4, Funny)
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Alex Trebek (Score:2)
I'll take things I hate about the internet and Facebook for 1000$...
C'mon, be fair (Score:2)
It's not like they can kill themselves that way (sadly, but something we can't change). At least let them fry their toys, hoping that this will teach them that learning can keep you from doing stupid things.
only works on Windows phones (Score:2)
What idiots! Everyone knows this only works on Windows phones!
Idiots (Score:2)
Metal (Score:2)
Ironically, you CAN put metal in a microwave. Maybe a lot of you are not old enough to remember when Microwaves first became popular in the early 80s but at the time there were warnings all over the news about the horrors of putting metal in a microwave. It will catch fire! Your microwave will explode! etc... etc...
Fast forward to a few years ago, the Mythbusters did a show where they did it. And, to my amazement, nothing happened. Metal is entirely safe to put in a microwave, though you should be aware tha
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It depends what metal, in what amount, and what configuration.
I can tell you know that a metal-rimmed bowl I put into a microwave sparks like fuck, cracks and crackles, destroys the metal on the rim and makes the kitchen smell of burning metal for a day.
Maybe it's "safe". But it's not a bright thing to do and entirely opposite to the function of a microwave - to heat food quickly. There's no point in heating food quickly if it all tastes of tin (the metal was gold, I think, but the smell was burning tin)
Re:Metal (Score:4, Informative)
secret to metal in a microwave: eliminate exposed sharp edges.
That funky little HTC with the one-piece machined aluminium chassis is probably safe.
Some microwaveware is metal (I have steel bowls that are specifically designed for safe use in microwaves).
I have an uberbudget oven that has steel pins in the turntable runner.
Combination ovens (micro/grill jobbies) have steel grilles and NOWHERE does it say in the manual to remove these before you operate the oven in microwave mode.
The thing all these have in common is that any exposed metal surfaces are devoid of sharp angles and the edges are rolled back on themselves. Rod points (ie on the grilles) are filed back as far as possible to eliminate those areas as a RFE sink. Also note that on those, the wires are thicker than you'd find in a conventional oven.
Can melt gold in a microwave oven (Score:3)
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But Do They Blend? (Score:2)
Only Works in Airplane Mode (Score:3)
Hoax all the way. (Score:2)
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Do not eat iPod.
Why not what if I want music inside of me you insensitive clod!
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Great! Thanks for the tip, I immediately ... wait, what's that smell?
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Now, where did I put my tinfoil hat?
You left it in the microwave after your last tanning session..
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