San Francisco's Public Works Agency Tests Paint That Repels Urine 210
monkeyzoo writes: San Francisco is testing an ultra-water-repellant paint on wallls in areas fraught with public urination problems. The paint is designed to repel the urine and soil the offender's pants. "It's supposed to, when people urinate, bounce back and hit them on the pants and get them wet. Hopefully that will discourage them. We will put a sign to give them a heads up," said Mohammad Nuru, director of the San Francisco public works. A Florida company named Ultra-Tech produces the super-hydrophobic oleophobic nano-coating that was also recently used with success on walls in Hamburg, Germany [video] to discourage public urination. Signs posted there warn, "Do not pee here! We pee back!"
Hurr durr (Score:4, Insightful)
Wont they just pee on the ground in front of the wall then?
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Yeah, was thinking the same thing.
So you're drunk enough to piss on some poor bastards wall. You start pissing and something unexpected happens. Do you:
a) Stop pissing;
b) Piss on the sidewalk; or
c) Get creative, bring Pythagoras into the fray, and see what interesting effects you can achieve with small angular corrections...
Put more public troughs (yes women do it, just not as much as men) or stalls into problem areas.
They can be temporary.
They're made of plastic or stainless components and are easi
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> So you're drunk enough to piss on some poor bastards wall
See there you go, trying to see the perspective of the person causing the problem and understanding how they might reason it.... you sir, are unfit for public office.
Seriously though I wonder if the people who come up with these ideas have just no life experience at all, or are they just con artists trying to funnel budget money into their own pockets? (Or a little of both)
> You start pissing and something unexpected happens.
For example... let
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I don't know, I have been drunk enough (or wanted to smoke) that I have pissed in my own backyard instead of my perfectly good bathroom inside.
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As I said, "plant more trees".... natures urinal.
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Basically
Re:Hurr durr (Score:4, Interesting)
OP Here... The editors' left out the last line of my submission:
"Time will tell if this works better than the firehose employed in India." https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
It's a hilarious video of a solution that has been tried in India, where a water truck goes around and blasts street pissers with a firehose.
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Instead of letting it be an unpleasant surprise that might actually modify reckless drivers' behavior and get them to drive more carefully and slowly, they are presented with a sign saying BUMP in big letters thus telling them that they can drive however they want until they approach such a sign.
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Nah, people are like dogs in this respect. They need a vertical surface.
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So....trees. I would go as far as to fully support a constitutional right to be left in peace while pissing on any tree not planted in a container or on private land.
Problem solved....plant more trees and take advantage of natures original urinal.
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Or find another wall.
Why not just electrify the walls randomly.
"Yes I am just kidding"
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Mythbusters tried that, unless you piss like an elephant, you don't have to worry about an electrified fence, or even third rail.
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That was the third rail that didn't work. The electric fence definitely did work if you were close enough and/or unlucky.
Having a full thin conductive sheet would vastly improve the odds over a thin wire as well.
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Then we'll paint the sidewalk so it repels upwards!
(Although levitating urine puddles could become a bit of a hazard, I imagine.)
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Super cool (Score:1)
San Francisco is super cool to the homeless.
do unto others... (Score:2)
F**kU-F**kMe (Score:2)
Pisonme-pisonu - isn't that a animal from Doctor Doolittle ?
You might have thought about the coinjoined llamas [blogspot.com] that Nickelodeon's CatDog ripped off. But I instead thought about a mockup of a teledildonic device [easylife.org].
If only it could repel shit... (Score:2, Funny)
...most Slashdot posts and would bounce right back at their authors.
Dangerous inventions for interpersonal relations (Score:2)
sigh (Score:4, Insightful)
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I live in an ally in a major city with no toilets. Its mostly men that come here to pee but also women. I can't blame them though, the distance to the nearest toilet is pretty big in this area.
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If you're assuming the problem is public urination by the homeless, you're mistaken; it's mostly drunk people.
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Cities have found out that these public resources tend to get abused, vandalized, or otherwise misused such that the general public doesn't want anything to do with them. Spend the money solving the poverty issues that tend to ruin implementations like that instead, and it turns out that many of the other problems which required those implementations tend to vanish as well.
You'd
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Men who already piss everywhere aren't too worried about a little splashback.
Ok, nice generalization.
You're ignoring some key points; this has been tried in Germany (this is where San Francisco got the idea) and it seems to be completely successful. And as a man who lives in SF neither me, nor anyone I know, has ever peed on a wall in a public place in the city to the best of my knowledge. The behaviour is really relegated to the homeless, whom I have seen doing this. For all the talk about piling on the poor homeless they really don't appear to give two f*cks about other people. T
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The NY Post went bananas though after photographing one poor homeless guy who was considerate enough to urinate in the gutter instead: http://nypost.com/2015/07/13/vagrant-back-to-peeing-in-the-streets-says-he-is-a-good- [nypost.com]
Simples (Score:5, Insightful)
Pee at an angle to the wall.
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Just like every male human being learns from the age of 3 onwards. You only pee on your new boots once.
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they may find themselves spraying other people walking down the street.
Most people would do it in a relatively isolated area. Most people would also pee on a fairly descending angle. As such, you'd need to violate a physical law or two to pee on someone. Of course, if your peeing towards the street and with an ascending angle, you'll pee on someone. But on that situation you don't even touch the paint...
Don't warn them (Score:1)
Don't warn them, people who piss all over the place deserve to get the splash back.
Get the J. Geils Band for Promos (Score:2)
Preferably track 9 from Freeze Frame.
Night-time pop-up urinals (Score:5, Insightful)
I know them from London, Paris and Amsterdam, but here's a video for one in Watford [youtube.com]
Fairly straight forward solution, and no more stinky city.
Re:Night-time pop-up urinals (Score:5, Informative)
Why don't they just install night-time pop up urinals, like other cities have done. I know them from London, Paris and Amsterdam, but here's a video for one in Watford [youtube.com] Fairly straight forward solution, and no more stinky city.
Have you been to San Francisco? There is a HUGE homeless community there. They used to have public toilets 24/7. Free ones at that. Then the homeless people started living in them. So then they started charging a small fee (I think it was originally around $0.50) to try and keep the homeless people from living inside of them. Eventually, they removed the public toilets because the public was unable to use them anyway. They need to solve the homeless problem until they can solve the public toilet problem.
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But are they really? If someone needs to take a piss then this only changes where they'll do it; the relocation could actually be worse: cars, windows, doors etc. Also, the number of people caught doesn't tell you anything, except that more people were caught, the number doing it could be decreasing but more effort is being put into catching people.
you are all missing the wall ... er, point! (Score:5, Insightful)
Main improvement is not that wall pisses back; that is just a comical twist. The important part is that the wall doesn't get soaked in smelly urine. Street washing trucks and machines will take care of the pavement.
Solutions? (Score:3)
As I see it the problem is deterrent. People drink too much, cannot hold it in and need to pee. Given their drunken state they no longer care about how it looks or what others may think and they just piss anywhere.
IF fines were high and CCTV footage or pictures were published to name and shame I'm pretty sure we'll have far less people doing this!
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When you drum up support for surveillance and harder punishments, you seem to completely forget that our tax money should be used for public services, not for new ways to monitor and puni
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Local councils are funded with tax payer money yes. The establishment in which you buy drinks is not funded (entirely) by tax money and by purchasing a drink the use of the facilities, lightning, heating, space AND toilets is factored in.
In reality what you are asking is that your tax money is used to create/fund toilets (naturally close to areas of drinking where most pissing takes place). Except of course that you have already paid for the use of a toilet when you bought a drink. So really you want to p
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What makes you think I do not have children?
Let me tell you that you can always find a McDonalds, Starbucks or some such in central London.
Public urination is an offence that is committed by adults. I don't recall any children getting hit with a £50 fine.
You, parent/responsible adult are doing it wrong if you cannot factor in your kids needing to pee on a trip anywhere. -which is beside the point as this was originally about adults getting drunk and urinating in public.
A strong response becaus
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At current exchange rates 50gbp is 78usd. In San Francisco, that's seven cocktails at an average bar, or a $20 cover plus three or four drinks at a place that's slightly on the fancy side.
How do you go from a fairly trivial fine for a quality-of-life infraction that is both unsanitary and disgusting to hanging? I'm not sure if that's a strawman or a slippery slope, but it's pretty far out there.
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The problem is the lack of social responsibility/potty profit seeking in tourist cities and European cities. I was appalled by the lack of public restrooms in Europe when I visited, and its similar in some US tourism cities. Where I live, which is a decent 1m+pop city, every single store has a restroom, and you are allowed to use it, for free. Even secure locations like office towers always have accessible restrooms on the first floor to the public, where they typically have a shop/restaurant floor. A l
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I'm not sure what the difference is, but for some reason nearly all of California has scarce restrooms. Places like Denver are the opposite.
Re:Solutions? (Score:4, Insightful)
No I do not contradict as those are not the options.
To name a few;
1. Piss in the establishment in which you bought the drinks. They have toilets.
2. Do not drink to the point you cannot control your basic bodily functions.
3. Behave like an adult and find a solution that is superior to a 4 year old.
Many excuse themselves with the stupidity of "I was drunk" but the truth is you can still exercise wilful self control. If you are unable to hold your alcohol then you should not be drinking.
Some may not care whilst they are already plastered true, but when they come to they'll remember for next time and their friends and family will hopefully also help these people come back to the fold of civility.
Imagine that all the people you know knew everything to the smallest detail about you. Can you still hold your head high and look into their eyes as an equal?
Otherwise if you wanna piss everywhere and drink without consequences you might as well go live in some gutter. At least then it will drain somewhere in the sewage system...
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This has been a problem since the start of civilization... if you don't provide public facilities, the sewage ends up running in the street. It's not a matter of drunk people. EVERYBODY PISSES! And I've not found many businesses that will let you just come in and use their toilets. Finding a relatively secluded place to pee when you have to seems like the adult solution to me. The other alternative being suffering excruciating kidney pain before finally pissing myself, which would end up in the street anyho
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Suppose I decide to not get drunk, or to pee at the bar instead of outside. Thus, I have implemented your solution and it works splendidly, and the public urinal outside goes unused as a seeming waste of public resources.
See? You both had half of the answer to the problem. So quit talking shit about the other guy's idea.
No, because the point I am taking objection to is that only drunk people pee outside. If you've ever taken a long stroll through a city, you've no doubt had to pee. This has nothing to do with being drunk. And if there are no public options, people go with what's left. Most men (and women for that matter) I know have peed in public when they weren't drunk.
As for his first bullet point, after drinking even a moderate amount of beer (or a big cup of coffee for that matter), I can pee at the bar before leaving
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1. Piss in the establishment in which you bought the drinks. They have toilets.
Once people leave, people still might need to go at a later point. I lived places where it took up to an hour to get home from the central city area, especially when mass transit was slowed to a crawl.
2. Do not drink to the point you cannot control your basic bodily functions.
Even a single beer or coffee can make many people have to go suddenly go an hour later. Being drunk will make you do stupid things that doesn't reflect sane available options. But there are plenty of non-drunk people that could benefit from public restrooms and have to deal with consequences when there are none.
3. Behave like an adult and find a solution that is superior to a 4 year old.
This isn't actually a third option, just vague padding.
Exactly!
Well said. Thank you. =)
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Some people don't care if they look like a twat and their wife, gf, children, parents, peers etc knows...
But most people do. If it's financially based only you may find that rich people chuck a £50 note at you and laugh.
Physics still applies, if you pee at an angle it (Score:2)
won't splash back. I've seen this stuff, it isn't magic. What are they relying on people being too drunk or stupid to know how things bounce?
It's super expensive paint. So what they get is that the sidewalk smells instead of the wall.
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Amen. Pubs in Sydney had to remove breathalyzers because it turned into a contest to blow the highest number. Considering the laws there, I think that was the wrong response as they could simply cut off every bloke or sheila (yes, Aussie women also try to drink each other under the table) that blew say .1, win win.
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Name that paint (Score:1)
Why not have more public restrooms? (Score:2)
This is the real issue in these situations. There really isn't a good place to pee in a lot of places. People often as not rely on restrooms provided by businesses and they only let you go in there if you are a customer. So if you're not... or they're closed because it is late... then where are you going to pee?
The issue with public restrooms is that that is realestate that is valudable and you have to police and maintain them to keep people from selling drugs for blow jobs in them or rubbing shit into the
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This is the real issue in these situations. There really isn't a good place to pee in a lot of places. People often as not rely on restrooms provided by businesses and they only let you go in there if you are a customer. So if you're not... or they're closed because it is late... then where are you going to pee?
The issue with public restrooms is that that is realestate that is valudable and you have to police and maintain them to keep people from selling drugs for blow jobs in them or rubbing shit into the ceiling.
The Solution there is to have them be public but make their maintenance the responsibility of locals rather than some city workers that will be under staffed, unmotivated, and unaccountable when they don't do their jobs. Local businesses will want those facilities to look good and be good and so they'll task someone to deal with it.
Regardless, anyone that thinks they're stopping people from peeing by putting funny paint on the walls is an idiot.
1. You can still pee on the ground.
2. Stand back and pee at an angle and you can pee on the wall.
3. Women are responsible for this far more than you'd realize and they pop a squat and pee.
So... yeah. You're not stopping anything with your paint. Put in more public bathrooms or get used to the smell of urine.
Maintenance doesn't have to be a problem for public bathrooms. Unless it is in a remote area, a 1st-world public bathroom requires water and sewer connections. Make the whole thing out of plastics / stainless / tile and put in sloping floors and a floor drain. Put some retractable rotating water jets in the ceiling, and have them go off at 3AM every day and with an occupancy sensor. I'm thinking like a soot blower [diamondpower.com.au] (PDF) kind of device, but with water. To reduce complexity you could power the rotation w
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That's a good point. I hadn't thought of self cleaning bathrooms.
Assuming you did that, that would work.
Regardless, the issue with people peeing all over the place is that there isn't any place for them to do it besides the wall. And that's on the city. Every block or so you need to have a little easement for a public restroom with signs that point out where it is... and if you can't be bothered to do that... then have fun with people peeing anywhere.
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That's what they have in Paris... free, self-contained public toilets that have one toilet and that spray themselves down inside between each use. They have a little sensor that detects when people pass in/out. Very forward thinking! (But a low throughput because of the cleaning cycle between users.)
Using logic on a drunk? Good luck with that. (Score:2)
"...The paint is designed to repel the urine and soil the offender's pants. "It's supposed to, when people urinate, bounce back and hit them on the pants and get them wet. Hopefully that will discourage them"
Discourage? You're expecting to fight a drunk with logic? Clearly you've never had to deal with the logic of an alcoholic, which is generally the type of person you're dealing with who has a problem of urinating in public.
You've got about as much of a chance of "discouraging" drunks with this as you do stopping ISIS by saying "pretty please".
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Rain usually falls downwards, thus sparing walls (and ceilings for that matter) from impact. LOL :-)
If it's blowing rain, well your pants are already as wet as the walls to begin with. (You do realize that legs are walls share the same angle of incidence to any falling rain, right?!)
It's called physics!
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You do realize that if the wind is blowing directly toward the wall, a person could hold their umbrella directed away from the wall, and not be hit by the direct rain, and it would be bouncing off the wall back at them. It's called geometry.
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Whenever I go out to tie one on I always (Score:2)
wear an adult diaper. That way, when I get wasted and can't control my bodily functions, I'm OK. Maybe bars should start putting diaper machines in restrooms- the product will probably get a lot more use than the other products that the machines sell.
what a waste of money (Score:1)
They should just put on the lights and normal people will not pee on the wall... Abnormal people don't care about wet pants... btw. what if they pee under an angle to the right or left? All that design money going to waste...
City slickers :P (Score:2)
So city slickers need something to piss on?
Any farm boy can tell you all you need is the wind at your back and you're good to go. Literally. :P
In Soviet Russia... (Score:2)
Can't we just pee on the wall at an angle? (Score:2)
Face sideways a little instead of straight at the wall ought to let the reflected pee bounce away from us, right?
First world problems... (Score:5, Informative)
First world problems caused by other first world problems (like closing or failing to provide public restrooms).
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...apparently in the third world they don't piss...
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Which usually stems from another first-world problem, homeless people.
Stupid solution (Score:3)
I would want to see it in action. (Score:2)
Why warn? (Score:2)
Why would they give a warning? IMO there should be no warnings at all, and just let them be surprised.
By giving warnings, you're indicating where they can and can't pee cause they'll just look for an unpainted wall. If you don't warn, then the gambling effect kicks in and they will be wary of peeing against anything that isn't a toilet or foliage.
Doubtful claim (Score:2)
Cause and Effect? (Score:2)
Naked Gun (Score:2)
Interesting! (Score:2)
Why not just shoot the homeless? (Score:2)
"Bars, pubs and restaurants, I'm told, have toilets."
I'm sorry to see so much hatred toward the homeless. Do you see lots of homeless people in bars ordering $6 drinks? No. College kids, perhaps; and yes they pee in alleys after closing sometimes.
In the US we have liquor stores where people carry out bottles of far more affordable liquids. They rarely allow use of toilets. Yes, we have lots of homeless who drink, but we have many more who do not drink. Many who don't do drugs. Many who are simply way down o
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500 Ohm Potentiometer on Amazon (Score:2)
You can buy pot on Amazon [amazon.com] nowadays. This is especially convenient now that there's no RadioShack.
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It's cheaper than either cigarettes or alcohol, especially in places where it's available "medicinally", like SF.
Yes, I've been to those places because THC suppressed epileptic seizures I used to have (but only for several hours while it was in effect- it's an extremely expensive anticonvulsant and insurance doesn't cover it). Legal pot is particularly expensive. On what basis is pot cheaper that liquor or alcohol? Per "dose" (whatever that is for any of those three)? Cigarettes and liquor never tempted me to cut up my ATM card.
Plus, you can't survive on a 100% Taco Bell diet... just eating the pot would be more nutri
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Piss on the door of the public restroom than.
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I think this is actually called the Kobe rule
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Ugh, it might help if you use the correct public figure for a joke.
I think this is actually called the R. Kelley rule
I'm confused.... (Score:2)
If San Fran is in such dire straits; can someone explain to me how the entire area has the highest property values in the country? You can't even consider moving into that area of the country unless you've got a job that pays $800k or more. The rents are so high, they make New York City look cheap. A small 2-bedroom house is a million bucks.
But there's an army of homeless pissing everywhere?
New York was apparently smart enough to move all the undesirables further away, so now the outer edges of que
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