Court Fines Canadian $26,500 For 'Unconscionably Stupid' Balloon-Chair Flight (www.cbc.ca) 101
In 2015, 27-year-old Daniel Boria tied over 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and floated 2.5 miles above Calgary, "getting in the way of commercial aircraft and putting hundreds of lives at risk," reports the CBC. An anonymous reader quotes their report:
Boria was ordered to pay $26,500 [USD $18,822] in fines when he was sentenced Friday, after pleading guilty in December to dangerous operation of an aircraft for the 2015 stunt... In handing down the sentence provincial court Judge Bruce Fraser called Boria's stunt "dumb and dangerous" and "unconscionably stupid. There was nothing fantastic, fun or exhilarating about it... There is no precedent for so foolish an escapade"...
On July 5, 2015, Boria tied $13,000 worth of industrial-sized balloons to a Canadian Tire lawn chair and took to the skies to promote his cleaning company, with the plan to parachute into the Calgary Stampede chuckwagon races. Uncooperative weather forced him to bail early, and winds pushed his landing to Ogden Road, where he was arrested by police who had been monitoring Boria since he was spotted above the Stampede grounds... During the time he was in the air, 24 airplanes took off and landed in Calgary.
The judge agreed that $20,000 of the fine should be donated to a charity of Boria's choice, and later Boria "said the stunt was worthwhile and he has no regrets."
On July 5, 2015, Boria tied $13,000 worth of industrial-sized balloons to a Canadian Tire lawn chair and took to the skies to promote his cleaning company, with the plan to parachute into the Calgary Stampede chuckwagon races. Uncooperative weather forced him to bail early, and winds pushed his landing to Ogden Road, where he was arrested by police who had been monitoring Boria since he was spotted above the Stampede grounds... During the time he was in the air, 24 airplanes took off and landed in Calgary.
The judge agreed that $20,000 of the fine should be donated to a charity of Boria's choice, and later Boria "said the stunt was worthwhile and he has no regrets."
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He operated a cleaning company. It's likely nothing more than him cleaning houses as a sole proprietorship, which means the materials and fine probably cost him an entire year's profits.
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I'd think the fine would be a tax deductible business expense. I know the materials are.
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I don't know about the rules in Canada, but in the US, one of the rules governing the Income Tax is that
Legally-imposed government fines and penalties are never tax-deductible, regardless if the fine is by the Federal government,
or if it's the sentence imposed by a court.
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Legally-imposed government fines and penalties are never tax-deductible
Don't mention this to Trump, OK?
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Even if the fine is required to go to a charity?
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Even if the fine is required to go to a charity?
It doesn't matter who the ultimate beneficiary is; The court is directing the funds be forfeited from the defendent, not the defendant voluntarily exercising discretion on their funds to donate to a charity.
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I see what's coming. (Score:2)
A person can take some off the shelf balloons, affix a solid object, and potentially endanger aircraft.
I know what comes next: In the interests of national security, the government shall ban all balloons without a license!
This isn't the US, so they'll at least be polite about it, and not shoot anyone for carrying a balloon of mass destruction.
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Since we're about to run out of helium, banning balloons might well mitigate the problem. A good first step.
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Beryllium. That's some fun stuff.
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fun stuff
Especially for me. Sorry about going a little offtopic, but I had a grad school classmate from NYC whose thesis project revolved around Be, and in his oral defense he couldn't stop pronouncing "beryllium ingots" as "balerium ignuts"...
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The bearings for the horizontal stabilators on the F-15 fighter are a beryllium alloy. I remember coming in to work one day and they had some guys basically sanding the bearings and no one had on any breathing protection. With that stuff it's not if but when you get cancer. I told my boss and then walked away until they had it cleaned up. I know I'll never live to be really old but I'd like an outside shot at making 70.
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I've been working around hazardous materials since the late 70s. It's really amazing how far we've come. I remember washing my hands with trichloroethylene back almost 40 years ago. I used it to clean out the equipment bays and other areas on F15 aircraft with a sprayer. Literally gallons of it at a time. I wore safety glasses and that was it. I was a lot more careful with MEK, that stuff was amazing. The most powerful solvent I ever used. I know a lot of the guys I worked with got cancer and died.
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MEK? I thought xylene was the one that dissolves everything.
I do know something about solvents, so I'm of course the above is just me being silly. But what about methylene chloride? I thought that dissolved a huge variety of stuff. And I thought MEK was almost as safe as acetone. Not so?
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If you let them get away with that the next thing will be socialized medicine with death panels and mandatory gay marriage. And if you let them get away with that you won't be allowed to take nail clippers on a plane.
Revolt now, before it's too late!
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Who needs a damn wall. They can lay cable underground to detect seismic disturbance in the landscape that is sensitive enough to detect human traffic and is sophisticated enough to differentiate from wildlife. Drones to fly over with detection systems to verify and track movement of intruders until response teams can interdict. This is the fucking 21st century, enough with the concrete.
Re: I see what's coming. (Score:1)
Down with your witchcraft. Donald said a wall and a wall it shall be. Probably with gold turrets and adverts its entire length.
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He did say it was going to be a Beeeeaaauuuuutiful wall, didn't he. I can't help but laugh. And to think it could have been worse.
Re:I see what's coming. (Score:5, Informative)
Apparently neither the judge nor the CBC has ever heard of Larry Walters balloon assisted lawnchair flight in 1982. Nor of his several imitators. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]. Walters was fined $4000(US) -- reduced to $1500 on appeal -- for operating an aircraft within an airport traffic area "without establishing and maintaining two-way communications with the control tower." According to Wikipedia "A charge of operating a "civil aircraft for which there is not currently in effect an airworthiness certificate" was dropped, as it was not applicable to his class of aircraft."
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Hence the statement it's 'unprecedented", as in there has likely been no comparable case before a Canadian court.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
But since life is just one big meme nowadays and every event must be able to be copy-pastad into the same sentence, please proceed with giving us more of your alternative consp^H^H^H^H^H forecasts.
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Darwin's take on this...
http://www.darwinawards.com/st... [darwinawards.com]
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Didn't happen before, won't happen now. So basically, this is a dumb often repeated joke that proves the opposite of the point it's meant to make.
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Simplest to just outlaw the private use of helium or hydrogen gas.
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Yes, let's outlaw hydrogen, especially when combined with that dangerous oxidizer, oxygen. Dihydrogen monoxide kills thousands of people every year!
Captcha; pre-empt.
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I remember the petition. That shit was funny.
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Helium balloons also have another use the government would not like: you can take a few of them and inhale the gas and die. It's a quick, cheap, effective and painless suicide method.
We all know how much the government really hates people making their own choice to end things. It is surprising helium balloons aren't already banned.
Well, when MY life reaches the "game over man, game over!" stage, I have money saved to buy some of these balloons and celebrate myself exiting this existence. Happy Birthday
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No, you can't. The balloon gas you buy in stores is often helium diluted with air to reduce cost, and even if you breathed helium from balloons you'd just pass out - once you are unconscious you can't hold any more balloons. You'd need a mask.
If you want a painless suicide, there's an easier way. Welding stores sell tanks of pure nitrogen - it's used in some forms of arc welding to prevent the very hot metal from reacting with atmospheric oxygen. Just take a tank of that, improvise a way to hook up an oxyge
Moral of the story (Score:2)
Next time do it with drones so you can get a live video feed with 50 angles and control the movement.
Plenty of precedent! (Score:5, Informative)
Odd that the judge calls this "unprecedented", when there have been multiple similar instances, and Lawn Chair Larry [wikipedia.org] was internationally infamous.
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Not just that:
"dumb and dangerous" and "unconscionably stupid.
Well, he's there in her courtroom.
There was nothing fantastic, fun or exhilarating about it...
That sounds like a normative claim. I betcha he had lots of fun and excitement.
There is no precedent for so foolish an escapade"...
Oh, c'mon - now she's just trying to damage Canada's hard-won reputation. They practically invented "here, hold my beer"! It's as if she doesn't know any actual Canadians.
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Yeah, it seems like the judge was a bit ignorant of some of the facts.
But, this guy should be in jail. He put the lives of others at risk. He says he has no regrets. That isn't just stupid, it is criminally negligent. He should be in jail.
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But, this guy should be in jail. He put the lives of others at risk. He says he has no regrets.
What do you mean? Everybody who drives a car puts the lives of others at risk, the moment they start up their car
and drive onto the public street with other cars.
Don't see very many of them in jail.
So how is this guy and a Lawnchair putting other peoples' lives at any higher risk?
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But, this guy should be in jail. He put the lives of others at risk. He says he has no regrets.
What do you mean? Everybody who drives a car puts the lives of others at risk, the moment they start up their car
and drive onto the public street with other cars.
That's why there's something called a drivers license.
Don't see very many of them in jail.
If you go driving without a license or with one but ignoring safety for you and/or others then you are likely to get put in jail.
So how is this guy and a Lawnchair putting other peoples' lives at any higher risk?
First: by not having any way to control the flight path - that's the main one, Second: by not informing pilots that he could fly into their path, Third: by not having a license to pilot an aircraft, Fourth: by moving into a dimension (up) where there, unlike ground vehicles, there is only a few dangers (birds) and unlike birds
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If you go driving without a license or with one but ignoring safety for you and/or others then you are likely to get put in jail.
The likelihood of getting caught is pretty low provided you don't do something to attract attention, and the car you're driving is properly registered so it doesn't trigger a red flag when checked. And driving without a license is a fine [justia.com], not jail, unless the revocation was because of drunk driving or another offence. Judges aren't going to throw people in jail for such minor offenses - that costs money. Fines make money.
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That's why there's something called a drivers license.
The driver's license doesn't change the risk. The primary purpose of a driver's license is to make sure the local government can identify its citizens. Also, you can be a pedestrian and step into the street without a driver's license, which puts other drivers' at just as much risk as a guy in a lawnchair puts other people in the air at risk.
If you go driving without a license or with one but ignoring safety for you and/or others then you are li
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Or even better: Danny Deckchair http://www.imdb.com/title/tt03... [imdb.com]
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This. Judge doesn't know about past cases: minor deficiency in trivia knowledge. Boria's lawyer lets the judge get away with it: Professional incompetence.
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5000$ fine and 20000$ donation (Score:4, Interesting)
I wonder if a forced donation such as this one is still tax-deductible? Seems to me he'll get some tax break from this?
Re:5000$ fine and 20000$ donation (Score:4, Informative)
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He will get receipts, or how would he prove to the court that he paid?
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Maybe from this:
The judge agreed that $20,000 of the fine should be donated to a charity of Boria's choice
One Too Many (Score:4, Insightful)
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Or HK$153,880.78 (Score:2)
With a few exceptions, the new normal seems to be there is no such thing as bad press... if you're getting your name out there, it's better than not being talked about.
Slashvertisment (Score:1)
Is this just a thinly veiled slashvertisment for Canadian Tire lawn chairs?
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Get real. Nobody ever watches Australian movies, except for Crocodile Dundee and Mad Max.
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Only if being shot in Australia with Australian crew and funded by Australian taxpayers doesn't count. Pacific Rim 2
That's right, it doesn't count. See Wikipedia:
Pacific Rim: Uprising is an upcoming American science fiction monster film directed by Steven S. DeKnight and written by DeKnight, Emily Carmichael, Kira Snyder, and T.S. Nowlin from a story by Guillermo del Toro.
American director, written by four American writers, based on a story by a Mexican. And in the clickable actor names in that Wikipedia entry there's Americans, British, Chinese, Japanese, etc. but no Australian.
Balloon hanging (Score:1)
WKRP in Calgary (Score:3)
"...took to the skies to promote his cleaning company, with the plan to parachute into the Calgary Stampede chuckwagon races."
'As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!'
Worth it. (Score:1)
Bright boy. (Score:2)
plan to parachute into the Calgary Stampede chuckwagon races
The chuckwagon race is the prairie equivalent of the chariot races in Ben Hur. Punishing and occasionally lethal. There is a reason why they call it a Stampede.
lawnchair fight (Score:2)
I read this as "Court Fines Canadian $26,500 For 'Unconscionably Stupid' Balloon-Chair Fight".
I was disappointed :(
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I did the same thing. I had this awesome mental image of two neighbors playing some insanely stupid mix of tanks and mario kart's battle mode. Lawn darts being the weapon of choice.
Dumb judge (Score:1)
He should have made him serve jail time. Wasting all that helium, which we can never get back. Just for wasting all that helium, he should be beaten good.
Chief of the Fun Police says... (Score:2)
> There was nothing fantastic, fun or exhilarating about it...
How would he know? Has he ever tried it? Does he fall asleep on roller coasters, too?