Tesla's Limited-Edition Surfboards Now Selling For $6,450 (mercurynews.com) 119
An anonymous reader quotes the Mercury News:
Tesla's sleek, $1,500 carbon fiber surfboard sold out in a day, and it's not surprising: The company, in collaboration with a Southern California board maker, said it was producing a limited edition of 200, and Tesla has many die-hard fans. The board "features a mix of the same high-quality matte and gloss finishes used on all our cars," Tesla said in promotional material for the product. "The deck is reinforced with light-weight 'Black Dart' carbon fiber, inspired by the interiors in our cars...."
Now, less than a week after orders were submitted, 21 of the boards -- sized to fit in the Palo Alto electric car maker's Model 3 and Model S sedans, and the Model X SUV -- are up for sale on eBay. Asking prices are steep, as high as $6,450, with most sellers wanting $3,000 to $4,000.
Now, less than a week after orders were submitted, 21 of the boards -- sized to fit in the Palo Alto electric car maker's Model 3 and Model S sedans, and the Model X SUV -- are up for sale on eBay. Asking prices are steep, as high as $6,450, with most sellers wanting $3,000 to $4,000.
frist TP Barmun post (Score:5, Insightful)
There's one born every minute.
Tesla bonds (Score:2)
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Must be a lot of people around here with some seriously bad positions on shorting of Tesla stock
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Be nice. They lost a ton of money the other day betting against Tesla; they want to vent.
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The funny thing is that they pay interest - sometimes at loan-shark rates - for the privilege of losing money on Tesla.
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Tesla's stock is among the highest it's ever been. In the past year it's spent maybe 5% of its time higher than this point. A short would have to be incredibly lucky - even ignoring interest payments - to have made money, at current prices. A number of famous shorts such as Einhorn have been facing heavy fire from their investors for their decision to short Tesla (and lose lots of money in the process).
And apparently you're unaware that what he posted is one of the most popular and enduring memes [knowyourmeme.com] of all
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You seem to be confused about how shorting a stock works. If the price is historically among the highest it's ever been, that's bad for shorts, unless they're exceedingly good at timing. Even a long run at a stock that fluctuates around a fairly constant average is bad for shorts unless they're good at timing, since it costs money to borrow shares to short a stock.
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I suggest you put all your life's savings into shorting Tesla stock. I already have my money where my mouth is. How about you?
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Hmm, a bit offtopic, but who do I need to bug at Tesla to let them know that my Shill Check hasn't arrived? It's getting a bit frustrating, I can't even afford to buy incense for my Elon Musk Shrine anymore.
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Oh, no, no stock as you so astutely caught me, and I'm totally not egging on a CT troll right now. No sirree. I live hand to mouth on my Shill Check. Should I call accounts payable, or just leave a request with HR? Maybe I haven't gotten it because they went bankwupt?
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A lot of them are still sitting a bit funny thanks to the backscuttle they just got from Elon Musk's sandpaper-sheathed baseball bat.
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Re: Tesla bonds (Score:2)
Every stock not currently at its record high is down over some cherry-picked time period.
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I have to suspect our ones and zeroes buddy has taken a huge bum-reaming as a result of his stock market "prowess". There's never been a story here on any Musk company where he doesn't try to explain to everybody how he was right, we were wrong, and Musk is a fraud.
Of course, the money we made from having an interest in Tesla is simply a figment of our imagination.
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You have to be among the select few in this world who thinks that posting a popular internet meme that's never been the target of criticism before is "done psycho" because Musk did it.
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Tell us again how well people have done shorting Tesla stock.
We'll wait.
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If short sellers take it up the ass again, then yes, it will end well.
Hope you've got some diapers handy for all the hoop damage. I hear it's hard to control yourself after a reaming like that.
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The people who will REALLY get stung in the end will be the people who think they have made a Righteous investment in Tesla for Progress and Justice.
Nicholas Tesla died in poverty, his ideals discredited. He had become a crackpot who everybody nodded their head at. Reality really did hit hard.
Elon picked an apt name for his company.
And no: everybody who dislikes the Tesla hype is NOT a counter-investor. It's time to get over the notion that everybody else in the world is a speculator like you.
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Hint: by far, most Tesla stock isn't held by people who think they have made a "Righteous Investment in Tesla for Progress and Justice". It's held by ruthless Wall Street bean counters. Institutional investors. Retail investors are a significant minority in TSLA.
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Just like his cousin Nikola? That's a bit of a coincidence.
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Yes. Penniless. He flirted with the occult toward the end. Went a little bit batshit crazy.
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Elon Musk is using the economics of sneakers for his cash flow. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/t... [pbs.org]
That's it (Score:2)
Carbon = wanker preferred. (Score:3, Insightful)
I've built composite stuff for years.
Carbon fiber is useful but may not give an advantage such that it is worth using. Sometimes S-glass is the better choice when you consider what sort of properties you need. Carbon does have a number of drawbacks - it is fragile when subjected to point loading, and it tends to hold more resin than is optimal ( unless you use pre-preg ).
Anyway, a Tesla carbon surfboard is something a real surfer is not going to favor. But it's perfect for wankers who are willing to spend more money in an effort to look cool. Oddly enough the Tesla car shares these characteristics.
I do want to ask the editors of Slashdot whether their knees are sore from so much worshipping of that egomaniac Elon Musk. Or maybe the editors use knee pads ?
Re: Carbon = wanker preferred. (Score:1)
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I really like CF/UHMWPE weaves. UHMWPE is strong, although not as strong as CF, and has trouble being wetted. But unlike CF, it's very good at absorbing impacts. The CF in the weave adds strength and wettability.
And while this shouldn't be a shocker, but Tesla vehicles sell because people love them. Highest consumer satisfaction rating on Consumer Reports, every year.
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Highest consumer satisfaction rating on Consumer Reports, every year.
Consumer's Report doesn't review E-Meters. But if they did....
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Is your argument that Teslas don't do anything? That people are just imagining moving from place to place in their daily lives? That's some serious mind over matter there!
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Given the stock spike last week after the Q2 report, "people" are finally starting to believe Tesla when it says that it's going to be sustainably profitable as a major automaker, starting this quarter, after Wall Street having doubted that this would be possible for their entire history
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Musk is a titan, fighting for Justice, and to Save Us All!
The stink on that is getting old.
Better mix in a little more 'market success, aren't we all elated at market success.'
Have you put your blue dress on eBay yet? Remember, when Elon falls, nobody will care any longer.
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Right. So a spike of over 16%, and a drop of less than half a percent, is "a downward trend"?
A ton of shorts loaded on at the last spike, almost none of them have covered, and it's still almost as high as it was then.
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$353,50 (+1,53%) and rising. Hey, what happened to your "downward trend"? ;)
Enjoy your squeeze. These things are oh-so-much-fun because they pit a classic Prisoner's Dilemma (first to "betray" gets out with the most) against hubris ;)
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And now today it's up 1,13%. Funny, its almost like stocks fluctuate on a day-to-day basis, and calling small one-day changes "downtrends" or "uptrends" is bloody stupid, huh?
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LOL! Don't look at TSLA right now unless you want to have a bad day ;)
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This is freaking hilarious ;)
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I do want to ask the editors of Slashdot whether their knees are sore from so much worshipping of that egomaniac Elon Musk. Or maybe the editors use knee pads ?
The reason is nothing of the sort.
Te reason is that the mention of "Tesla" is sufficient to send many Slashdotters into a white hot rage, then proceed to vent that rage.Assured posting traffic.
IOW, they're playin' ya, playa!
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To be fair 57% of the posts on Tesla stories are from Rei.
This board looks like a garbage surfboard (Score:2, Interesting)
Fashion statement, sure. Expensive show off thing, sure. Surfboard? Nah.
I surf and there are a couple rains carbon fiber boards aren't a thing, and is not cost. Pros don't use carbon boards. Pros who's entire livelihood is dependent on surfing don't use carbon boards. Here's why:
Some parts of a board need to be stiff, others need to be flexible. This Tesla board claims to have a special kind of carbon, but that's not the point, the best fiberglass boards use different weaves of fiberglass, nowadays generall
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So what? It's a collectable, not a serious product (Score:2)
Fashion statement, sure. Expensive show off thing, sure. Surfboard? Nah.
It's a limited edition of 200. It's intended to be a collectable trophy, not a serious surfing product. It brought the company $300,000 and its price is slowly climbing in the post-release trading, which is exactly what was supposed to happen.
If somebody actually used it to surf it would make it non pristine and cut into its collectable price.
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Listing price != selling price (Score:3)
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1. Buy all 200 Tesla limited edition surfboards for $1500
2. Sell all 200 Tesla limited edition surfboards on eBay for $150K
3. Profit!
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Collectable Surfboards (Score:1)
The world of collectable surfboards is like any other "collectable" world, filled with no end of strange and wonderful beasties.
Get your hands on a pristine-condition Miki Dora "Da Cat" model and you've got yourself something very rare and valuable.
Compared to what's being ridden nowadays, the thing will handle on a wave in similar fashion to what you might pick up at a shipyard somewhere, U.S. Naval surplus.
But that's not the point, and nobody's going to be putting their Da Cat into the water.
That's not th
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I wouldn't say "I own a penetrator" and "it rides fine" if I were you.
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I wouldn't say "I own a penetrator" and "it rides fine" if I were you.
That's nice. The OP is probably more comfortable with their sexuality than you, and realise that anything can be a double entendre to a juvenile mind.
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It's amazing that a headline here on Slashdot is based on such an ignorance of how value is defined.
The only way to determine the value of something is to determine what price it is actually being sold for.
High start-price items on eBay are the ones that very specifically have NOT been sold.
I can list my baby-AT footprint 386sx motherboard (populated with all 4MB of RAM!) on eBay for $1500. The listing fee isn't that much.
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It's amazing that a headline here on Slashdot is based on such an ignorance of how value is defined.
But .. But .. Tesla
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Lower-than-the-industry-average injury rate despite being in the middle of a major production scaleup, over 30% lower injury rate vs. three years ago, a small fraction as much of an injury rate as the facility had before they took it over = "among the 12 worst employers", in your mind?
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Try Teh Google. Injury rates have been reported on the conference calls and investor meetings - aka, where making false statements are criminal acts. Even in the Worksafe report, based on 2015 data, had an injury rate a small fraction of the pre-Toyota NUMMI rate (35 injuries per 100 workers), and still less than the post-Toyota rate. Again, Teh Google.
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Sorry, mom, I'll try to go to bed sooner in the future.
The Boarding Company (Score:2)
Can I get one with a flamethrower mounted on it? This would be great for those Hawaiian surf spots where they won't let in outsiders.
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I sense a new sport in the making. Surfers slather themselves up in fire-retardant gel and attack each other with flamethrowers while surfing ;)
Get the New Tesla Lego Bricks! (Score:2)
Just $389 each! Add $99 for the special limited edition colors of Red, Black or blue!
A friend of mine did this with shoes (Score:2)
(Past tense because his programming skills weren't enough
For this price... (Score:2)
Surf Wax Tesla (Score:2)
I'll take my board
And when you're out of charge
I'm still afloat