Bezos HQ2: Amazon CEO Pays $80 Million For Three NYC Apartments (architecturaldigest.com) 59
Long-time Slashdot reader theodp writes: Architectural Digest on Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' $80 million New York City bachelor pad: "Jeff Bezos is not only taking over the internet but is also ruling the real-estate world too. It was just revealed that he purchased not one but three Manhattan apartments overlooking Madison Square Park for $80 million. Included in the sale was a three-floor penthouse apartment [video], in addition to the two units below, giving the Amazon founder and CEO the potential to create a palatial 17,000-square-foot, 12-bedroom pad. [...] This is just the billionaire's latest purchase. He already owns an apartment overlooking Central Park, four California homes, and homes in Texas, Washington state, and Washington, D.C."
Palatial, 12-bedroom pad (Score:2)
Sounds totally groovy, man. I can dig it.
Re: Palatial, 12-bedroom pad (Score:2)
Just wait until he gets a taste of the NYC dating scene. He may go back to Seattle.
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Once you go black, you never go back
Re: Palatial, 12-bedroom pad (Score:1)
There are over 300,000 more women than men in NYC. So while there are few cities where a woman would be less impressed by his wealth, heâ(TM)ll be fine.
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Oh sure. Women in NY would sniff at Bezos' net worth, like it meant nothing to them.
I believe you.
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Just wait until he gets a taste of the NYC dating scene. He may go back to Seattle.
Just wait until he gets a taste of the NYC permit scene. He will flee for the safe haven of some capitalist city.
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So for you com(munist)/soc(ialist) nutjobs, here in the US, if you earn money you are free to spend said money however you want - end of story.
And for you Twitler sockpuppet nutjobs: Sure, you earn it you can spend it however you like. I have no problem with that.
However; if you have "earned" billions, then as far as I'm concerned, you "owe" for the society that made it possible for you to have "earned" it. End of story.
The bill is coming.
And don't bother accusing me of being a socialist or a communiist. I actually know what those really are, and I can assure you, I'm not one. Not even close.
Re: And? (Score:2)
Care to explain why the overall violent crime and homicide rate has been reducing.
What was the homicide rate in 1925? 1992? today?
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Care to explain why the overall violent crime and homicide rate has been reducing.
What was the homicide rate in 1925? 1992? today?
Probably the high cost of living coupled with worsening public transport. Criminals can't afford to travel where the money is. /s
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Crime is obviously much higher in rat infested New York City than in Kentucky. One of many reasons why I don't live there.
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If you really want to know, it's because of the ready availability of abortions 20 years ago. Kill the criminals before they get born and crime goes down. Look it up.
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Which is why this years's new batch of Christian fundies is about to get stomped on not by the Democrats, but by the other Republicans.
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And how much of that is offset by all the potential cops that get aborted with them?
Taxes and utilities (Score:2)
He's gotta be paying millions in taxes, utilities and maintenance - every year. Unless there's some creative accounting happening.
Re: Taxes and utilities (Score:2)
There goes the neighborhood (Score:4, Funny)
Now everybody's property taxes will inflate even faster.
Conspicuous consumption (Score:1)
What's this, National Enquirer?
So you're a billionaire and you do what, buy a nice countryside estate with a couple farms so it pays for itself? Nope. Build a tower in the city? Nope. Buy a tower in the city? Nooope. Buy a "bachelor pad" in someone else's tower for WAY THE FUCK TOO MUCH money? Check.
On the face of it, this is just stupid. It makes as much sense as a gold-plated red-diamond-encrusted mobile phone that'll be outdated in a few short years. Unless you want to show off just how much money you ca
Maintenance Cost Will Get You (Score:2)
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Can I just say I'm appalled at how low property taxes are in Manhattan. According to you, for an $80million home, he'll pay $260k. That's 0.325% in property taxes. Three-eights of a percent. Other places have property taxes 10-20x that rate.
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And property values that are much lower. They make up for any shortfall in city income tax.
Re: Maintenance Cost Will Get You (Score:3)
Also, and I'm not sure how this should be considered, NYC real estate value has gone up a lot in the last 20+ years, so rates haven't necessarily been assessed on the
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Wait, NYC doesn't re-value real-estate at regular intervals?
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A lot of this has to do with condo vs. co-op, and I am speaking mostly about co-ops, where there is a corporation that owns the building, and the tenants of the building own shares in the corporation, and technically rent the apartment. The building gets assessed as a w
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Madison Square Park? (Score:1)
Much rather spend that amount overlooking Central
Park where in one can take in the aroma of literal horse shit while watching the occasional jogger get mugged.
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it's blood money, squeezed from warehouse slaves who piss in bottles while on the job and live in their cars because bezos is a greedy-ass cheap motherfucker.
Good timing (Score:2)
NYC real Estate is relatively cheap right now. Those that like to time the market are getting in now.
Of course, it is still cheaper to rent an apartment in NYC of the same square footage than to buy. NYC is weird like that - the taxes and maintenance for owning alone are almost half the rental price - so any reasonable mortgage means you are cash flow negative. The only reason to buy is to hope you sell it for a major profit.
Why is this news ? (Score:4, Interesting)
Dunno about the rest of you but, I don't really care to be -constantly- reminded of how rich I'm not by the stories of:
" Celebrity X just bought their 4th gold plated yacht ! Isn't that amazing ? Don't you wish you were like Celebrity X ? "
" Former politician Y was paid a Bazillion Samolians for speaking at an event ! ( Definitely not a wait till you're out of office bribe ! We swear ! Really ! )
" Famous citizen Z has so much money, they bathe in it nightly. They're going to buy the MOON ! "
This is the shit that makes the news.
And they wonder why folks quit caring.
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Also, there's a certain kind of pleasure in depressing stories. There's probably a word for that in French.
Not sure why this is news for nerds (Score:2)
Rich people have more money, buy nice stuff they don’t need rather than let digital ones and zeroes in bank accounts further accumulate. News at 11.
What’s the point of having that much cash and not spending it?
Well, he has no hair (Score:2)
So you have to compensate.