theodp writes: The Onion pokes a little fun at Google, reporting that the search giant's new phone service detects keywords and whispers targeted ads directly into users' ears. 'Automated whispered advertising will allow us to offer the world's best smart phones nearly for free,' said a Google spokesman. 'Users won't even remember a time they didn't have a second voice whispering in their ear.'
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:
(7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
hard to write.