Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine

Not to be outdone by the raccoon guy, two Russian tourists decided to have a good time with a porcupine. The pair were vacationing in Florida when they got a hold of a book about weird US laws. After a few hours of reading and drinking, they found a Florida law that prohibited sex with porcupines. The two had quills removed from their manhoods the following morning and both underwent lengthy procedures upon their return home to treat the inflammation caused by their tryst.

Wait...

[ludomancer]

You mean they weren't arrested for breaking the law??

Re:

[Trent Hawkins]

they actually waited to get back to Russia, and good thing they did, because they would most definitely have been arrested for it. Though I'd imagine the punishment for breaking this law is self delivering.

Obligatory joke

[davidbofinger]

In capitalist America, porcupine stick it to you.

wow

[jdh358]

I...just... really???

Oblig. "Black Widow" quote

[GodfatherofSoul]

"How do porcupines make love? Very carefully. [imdb.com]"