"Flamethrower" Party Cancelled After Arrest

Morgan Jones has plead guilty to selling firearms without a license in federal court, putting an end to his famous "flamethrower" parties. Morgan is known in Clarion County, Pennsylvania for building his own "lightning machine," being able to make a cannon out of a car's drive shaft, and as most likely to overthrow Lord Humungus after the pocylyps. A search of his home turned up 93 guns and 60,000 rounds of ammunition.

Point worth noting...

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From TFA:

Following Ms. Picking's summary of the evidence against Mr. Jones, defense attorney Martin Dietz told the judge that his client disagreed with some of what was said.

"Mr. Jones was never a member of any organized militia," he said. And, he added, he doesn't have any anti-government sentiment.

Judge Ambrose said she did not assume either of those things from the information provided to her.

In other words, he was a normal dude with really awesome toys. Damn... admit it, you're jealous too.