Earthquake Kits For Your Pets 2
A Japanese manufacturer, Rinkya Inc, has come up with a series of earthquake kits for your cat or dog. The kits come in three types, but all contain padded jackets and rain hats, boots to protect paws, and aromatherapy oil to soothe a pet that is freaking out because the earth has just violently shifted beneath them. Laurel Stavros, Vice President of Rinkya Inc. said, "Although it may seem odd to have a special kit for your pet, most are part of our families, so really this kit makes sense in that it helps to protect your precious dog or cat."
And where's the therapy kit (Score:1)
They need different levels of kits (Score:3, Funny)
The level 1 catastrophe kit allows you to soothe your pet and reduce everybody's anxiety level as you await rescue.
The level 2 catastrophe kit allows you to skin and quarter your pet and make nutritious meals as you continue to await rescue