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Jedi Group Seeking New Leader 10

Posted by samzenpus
from the lead-the-group-you-will dept.
garg0yle writes "A group of Jedis in England are seeking a new leader after their previous one was forced to step down due to health concerns. Prospective candidates should have a martial arts background and be steeped in the teachings of the Force. I'm assuming you just send your resume to Coruscant to apply?"

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Jedi Group Seeking New Leader

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  • You know... like... IT'S A TRAP!

  • I wonder if they are instructors or students?

    Joking aside, the Jedi approach to reality is actually very similar to one particular caste of Eastern warrior/philosopher/monk. It was explained to me by a fellow who was deeply steeped in this stuff, and it was fascinating to hear about their methods.

    What would be noteworthy, (I almost said, "cool"), would be if a belt-farm Jedi Academy actually taught viable kung-fu. It'd be embarrassing if you were a martial arts student and got your ass kicked by a Jedi.

    -F

    • And what the heck are they doing teaching kids with Red lightsabers?

      Have they learned nothing?

      (There. I met my weekly quota of 'geek' in under five minutes. Thanks George!)

      -FL

    • by nurb432 (527695)

      Nothing wrong with giving the kids some 'cool factor' as an incentive to exercise and learn some useful martial arts as collateral learning.

      • Nothing wrong with giving the kids some 'cool factor' as an incentive to exercise and learn some useful martial arts as collateral learning.

        Geeky != Cool
        my friend :P

  • WTF is that? Everyone knows Jedi can heal themselves using the force - Cilgahl, T'ra Saa, Cade Skywalker! these 'Jedi' are weak.
    Unless they're just trying to cover up a Sith assassination attempt.

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