Man Goes Deposit Box Fishing 19
A South Carolina man has used his fishing powers for evil by trying to catch something from a night deposit box. Fortunately for First Citizen’s Bank, his deposit bags got away. From the article: "Employees of the First Citizen's Bank on Columbia Road told investigators that when they retrieved the night deposit bags from Thursday's drops, they discovered one bag sported a fishing hook. Some fishing line dangled from the hook. Two more hooks were found in the deposit box along with a putty-like substance that may have been used in lieu of a fishing weight, investigators say. The bank's security tape shows an individual outside the bank at about 4:29 a.m. Friday." Sounds like a job for the Master Casters.
Wrong URL (Score:2)
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I had no problems with the original link.
Interesting that the Web site uses .txt file extension which is odd.
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"It's under investigation," said Capt. Ed Conner of the Orangeburg Department of Public Safety. "We'll be looking at the evidence to see if we can put a face with the image on video."
Based on the image of the perpetrator [thetandd.com] shown on the Web site, I'd say the person is between about 15 to 80 years of age, is not bald, and wears clothes. I'm sure the police will DNA-test all residents of the area that match that description.
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There's nothing nerd-worthy here (Score:1)
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God, I'm so sick of these moronic comments. Don't like the article? Don't FUCKING read it!
How will you know if you like the article until you read it?
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How will you know if you like gay anal sex with a donkey until you try it?
Some things, you just know ...
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Now I'm curious. When you went to try it, how did you know the donkey was gay?
No. Wait. Don't tell me. I really don't want to know the answer. Some curious questions are better left ignored.
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Reference to beastiality, homosexuality, and bashing Christianity, all in one line. I'm very proud of you. :) I can't even attempt to better that one.
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Unfortunately, I have to take a back seat to the Pope on the whole "destruction of Christianity" thing - he's doing such a great job at it ... must be that Nazi^WTeutonic efficiency thing he's got going. Hey, maybe we can get him to go pay a visit to North Korea, or the Taliban ... (I suspect there are many who will support such a move).
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