OH Senate Passes Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids 197
An anonymous reader writes "The sci-fi movie Splice seems to have scared the Ohio's State Senator Steve Buehrer. The Ohio Senate has passed Sen. Buehrer's bill banning 'the creation, transportation, or receipt of a human-animal hybrid, the transfer of a nonhuman embryo into a human womb, and the transfer of a human embryo into a nonhuman womb.' So much for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:5, Informative)
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That just makes me hopping mad!
Re:Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
Forget the Rabit-human hybrids. What about the Catgirls [nocookie.net]?
NOOOOOOO!
(Sorry I just couldn't help myself)
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Re:Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
Catgirls: because putting up with the cattiness of real girls just isn't enough, we added allergies to the mix.
Worst. Idea. Ever.
Re:Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:5, Insightful)
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The actual bill can be found here: http://www.legislature.state.oh.us/bills.cfm?ID=128_SB_243 [state.oh.us]
From the looks of it, they bill is pretty specific in discussing hybrid embryos, and it specifically allows "(1) Research involving the use of transgenic animal models containing human genes;" and "(2) Xenotransplantation of human organs, tissues, or cells into recipient animals, including animals at any stage of development prior to birth, so long as the xenotransplantation does not violate a prohibition in divisio
Is that really an example of a hybrid? (Score:2)
I thought that the DNA of two (or more) different species had to be mixed into a single organism to be considered a hybrid in this context.
The ear-on-a-mouse looks like an example of a temporary graft.
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Another cite [telegraph.co.uk]:
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So bye bye the medical research and treatments which would be possible by creating hybrids
Only in Ohio. The rest of the world can still have them.
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While they are at it, why not ban cloaking devices and disruptors.
How long can you guarantee Sci-Fi tech will remain Sci-Fi?
Stealth technologies? Energy weapons?
They exist today.
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Besides, with the creation of synthetic genomes recently, wouldn't scientists just create a human or animal genome to splice with the other? If they were doing this they'd only be looking for a small section of a particular species genome to splice with a humans, so synthesizing it wouldn't be too difficult*. At that point, they are only inserting synthetic genes and, while they are violating the spirit of the law, I seriously doubt they would be violating the letter.
My next question is what happens when th
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Exceeding the speed of light on public roads is now punishable with a fine of up to three times ten to the power of eight dollars.
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Re:Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:4, Interesting)
It is incredibly important to establish whether something is wrong before you start banning it, otherwise you'll be on a bullet train to tyranny.
If you are being truthful when you say you're 'not in a position intellectually to say what is or is not best for society' please stop voting immediately if you haven't already. We have enough people who don't know anything about history or anything about ethics changing the course of political events based on knee-jerk ideology at best and their opinion of who is more visually attractive at worst that we don't need people who could otherwise self-select themselves out adding to the problem.
I had a history professor of whom I was quite fond say once that he hated democracy because he knew that his well-informed, well-reasoned choice could be blotted out in a second by the near-random opinion of his cretinous neighbor. The older I get and the more I read the more inclined I am to agree.
Re:Laws against science-fiction are stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
Should we have all laws passed by multiple Ph.D holders in selected fields who have little to no sense of humanity, only cold logic and rationale?
Yes, scientists and other well educated people are inhumane, coldly logical killing machines. Mark well your fear. We are coming for you.
But, but, but! (Score:2)
Can we still develop monkeys with three asses?
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Sadly, we still have to have politicians and lawyers.
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Somehow I doubt the market for monkey and horse asses is all that much in need of additional supplies.
Most countries already have very large supplies available within their political structures. It's one of the few things that government excels at; Generating monkey's and horses' asses.
No Cowabunga for you! (Score:2, Insightful)
Public spending (Score:2)
Sheep herding (Score:2, Insightful)
Why was taxpayer money spent making and passing such a bill?
Because when you can't tackle real problems, you have to be able to point out how you're "defending traditional values", no matter how absurd the legislation.
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Actually it's not that absurd- at least the human-animal hybrid part.
Most humans want to have special rights that other animals don't have. Despite what PETA and the rest think, we're going to be eating animals, experimenting on them, killing them.
So the problem is then: what happens when you have a human-animal hybrid?
At what percent do we regard the entity as human? And how do we calculate that percentage?
After all I see people talk about ripping organs out from a human-animal hybrid and then putting the
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A) For your protection
B) So they get paid
C) It makes it sound like they do work
Politics is fun, isn't it?
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Because voters are stupid and can't choose the best candidates.
To keep the issue as simple as possible, I encourage people to simply vote for politicians who are fiscal conservatives (lower taxes, balance the budget).
The less money they have to spend, they less they can waste.
transplants? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:transplants? (Score:4, Informative)
From TFB:
(1) "Human-animal hybrid" means any of the following:
(a) A human embryo into which a nonhuman cell or a component of a nonhuman cell is introduced so that it is uncertain whether the human embryo is a member of the species homo sapiens;
(b) A hybrid human-animal embryo produced by fertilizing a human egg with a nonhuman sperm;
(c) A hybrid human-animal embryo produced by fertilizing a nonhuman egg with a human sperm;
(d) An embryo produced by introducing a nonhuman nucleus into a human egg;
(e) An embryo produced by introducing a human nucleus into a nonhuman egg;
(f) An embryo containing at least haploid sets of chromosomes from both a human and a nonhuman life form;
(g) A nonhuman life form engineered with the intention of generating functional human gametes within the body of a nonhuman life form;
(h) A nonhuman life form engineered such that it contains a human brain or a brain derived wholly from human neural tissues.
A human with a pig heart valve would not meet any of those qualifications.
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Great. So we've just outlawed cyborgs huh?
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...the pure.
Like white people, not long ago. How far back do we have to look before black people were finally granted the rights of white men in Ohio?
This law could rip the US apart in a few scant years... Which would make for excellent sci-fi, come to think of it.*
(* My idea. I'm a sci-fi writer so no stealing my ideas again. :b)
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I'm of the opinion that laws should get a periodic review, and that stuff like riders should not be allowed.
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Looking at the bill, it appears to me to be crafted to not affect things like animal tissue transplants, but whether or not it may inadvertantly affect some other currently accepted practice I can't say (as I'm neither an expert at the nuances of legalese, nor an expert in the terminology and possibilities of medical sciences).
Would.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Having a pig's valve in the heart count as a hybrid? What about anyone born elsewhere who's had animal genome spliced into them to give advantageous traits in the future?
Silly..
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No. The manipulation has to be done at the level of one of these (quick summary): embryonic "fusing" or engineering; engineering non-humans to produce human gametes; or using any human neural tissue at all in an animal (animal-to-human brain-matter transplants are OK).
source: http://www.legislature.state.oh.us/bills.cfm?ID=128_SB_243 [state.oh.us]
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this isn't silly at all. if it wasn't made illegal, a lot of pretty sick things would be done openly pretty quickly. I guess lots of sick things can happen in underground labs either way (urrrgh), but the scale would be vastly different.
In a more serious direction.. (Score:2, Insightful)
What about the use of animals to grow human organs such as ears, hearts, limbs... to replace those lost due to accident, or birth defect?
also, captcha win: "extras"
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I agree with you, this is far from a 'silly' law that has no real impact. This is in fact a completely misguided fear-driven law that will eliminate research into a promising technology because of some poorly defined moral yuck-factor.
Kinda like the eight year delay in embryonic stem cell research, but that has got to make some voting group pretty happy. I just can't wait to see if their opinion changes when they are on an organ donor waiting list.
To expand on that (Score:2)
it's not science fiction. (Score:3, Informative)
Whether you agree with the bill or not, it will have an effect:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/01/0125_050125_chimeras.html [nationalgeographic.com]; link from wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics) [wikipedia.org]
The rabbit/human embryo mentioned there falls under 3701.95.A.1.e. of the bill: "an embryo produced by introducing a human nucleus into a nonhuman egg".
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And dead goes a decade or more of research on growing genetic identical replacement organs and tissue for transplant. The intermediate step to growing these things in a lab is growing them in an animal while the perfect the technique. No hybrid' the research stops dead. I wish legislators would stop looking at SciFi scare movies and actually start talking to real scientists in the field in question on what is going on, what the benefits could be and what the risks are. As it is they get their information fr
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Yeah, the effect being even more smart people leave US to do work in other countries.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? (Score:4, Insightful)
So much for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The ninja turtles were mutants, not hybrids!
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You left off "you insensitive clod!!"
Manimals! (Score:2)
!TMNT (Score:3, Informative)
Weren't the TMNT caused by an accident (radioactive spill from a truck) anyway?
Unless this law also prohibits the transportation of mutantigenic compounds, then it wouldn't outlaw a legally produced TMNT.
I was under the impression that the spill was due to an illegal cargo anyway, so realistically, a law wouldn't do much anyway.
accident is cover up for Toxic waste dumping (Score:2)
accident is cover up for Toxic waste dumping.
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Did the senator even watch the movie? (Score:2)
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This is bad (Score:2)
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Actually that's a possible problem with this bill.
What if someone pulled this off and made a Lola Bunny clone, but for real? Think about it for a second. With a functional human brain and supporting systems, it--sorry, she--would definitely be sentient... and intelligent... and capable of survival. But the genome would be different, and the physical form would be as well. The skeletal structure may be largely similar to a human's-- especially the pelvic and spinal structures, allowing fully upright bip
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Well, I think the existing rules are clear enough. A human is conceived via sex between a man and a woman. Anything else isn't human, doesn't have human rights. That's why in-vitro children are, legally speaking, pets belonging to their parents.
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Well, I think the existing rules are clear enough. A human is conceived via sex between a man and a woman. Anything else isn't human, doesn't have human rights.
Yes, and that in itself is a huge problem. At a time, we didn't consider black people to have rights. At a time in a country, Jews didn't have rights. At times in various countries, non-nationals didn't have rights.
If at any time in the future we encounter something that can be described as a "person" (i.e. an alien race or a human artificial life with capacity for human-like thought and feeling), there will be a huge political battle over the establishment of rights for said beings.
Borg still ok? (Score:2)
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But human-machine hybrids are still perfectly legal, right? Otherwise I'm going to have to give up my corrective lenses...
No, but some of the lawmakers might have to give up their pacemakers...
Hyperion (Score:2)
You know... there was a time when I would have thought this bill was a no-brainer and should be passed in every country. But recently, reading the Hyperion 4 part series by Dan Simmons changed my mind about that. Well, it at least got me thinking a little deeper about this.
not so simple... (Score:5, Interesting)
For example, would this ban using a pig's heart valve from being transplanted into a person? I had a family member who had this done!
Where do you draw the line? A whole heart? A heart AND a liver AND a lung?
Who decides where the line is? And what's to keep the line from moving? And do we even want to keep it from moving?
I can think of arguments for all of these.
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Lab 5 (Score:2)
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Be open minded (Score:2, Funny)
What guy wouldn't want a horses dick? Yeah - you would limit who you can date but talk about a show stopper at a meeting when you whip it out and slap it on the table when you don't have an answer.
Ban animal-human hybrids? (Score:2)
In a pig's eye!
Why focus on how the chromosome got meddled with? (Score:2)
Surely the issue is recognizing and protecting the distinction between pure humans and all genetic freaks [wikipedia.org]?
Hint to the Legacy Media: that's a question you should be asking the namby-pamby wishy-washy liberal OH Senate.
No clear definition of human (Score:2, Insightful)
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No, the law isn't useless. Chromosomal abnormalities don't make one non-human; there is no debate about this. Humans with retroviral manipulation at the level we have, are still human (and note this isn't banned by the bill). Yes, we share a lot of DNA, but it's still totally trivial to distinguish us at the genetic level. The law's interpretation today, and for the next few decades, is extremely clear. Every law has "flaws" at the level you are describing. That's why they get amended.
Some people, including
nonhuman womb (Score:2)
Good Job, Steve. You must not want future human fertility treatments.
That's odd (Score:2)
I thought humans were animals. Are humans not allowed to breed anymore?
One question (Score:5, Funny)
Does this include baby Jesus?
just askin'
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I don't know about that but I do know that a lot of furries are gonna be pissed.
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That would have made a much better headline: OH Senate Passes Bill Banning Baby Jesus.
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I am not too sure about the Smited from above thing. The last time that happened we got some objection. And the Human-Diety got smited, not the guys who were objecting.
I want.. (Score:2)
Human/machine hybrids.
Mommeee, I wanna be a cyborg!
Before chuckling and writing off the idea... (Score:3, Insightful)
While it is probably not yet possible to create a breeding animal-human hybrid, the idea should be considered seriously. There are numerous implications for society as a whole. Would such a person be treated a sub-class without rights? What purpose would they have?
Science fiction writers, as is the norm, have dealt with such issues for many years, exploring various outcomes, both good and bad.
I suggest for your edification:
Human/animal hybrids created for combat - what happens after the war?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moreau_series [wikipedia.org]
Gene-modified humans designed for work in zero gravity (four arms and no legs)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorkosigan_Saga#Falling_Free [wikipedia.org]
Gene-modified humans designed to work on very high gravity worlds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Pirates_Series [wikipedia.org]
Yes, the stories are science fiction. However, science fiction isn't just test tubes and electronics. It is the interaction of people in a futuristic environment. Consider the fact that 30 years ago, no one thought it would be possible to create a replicating cell from scratch. 60 years ago, the double helix of DNA was unknown.
What is science fiction now, might be reality next week.
humatoes (Score:3, Insightful)
the law seems to forbid human hybrids with other mammals. That leaves a huge area of potential nobel prize research for human hybrids with funguses, reptiles, invertebrates (bugs, jellyfish, worms) and plants, without even having to put out the call through seti for extraterrestrial volunteers.
this cups not half empty, it's half full!
ManBearPig - illegal (Score:2, Informative)
I'm super serial!
Let people suffer because you're stupid. (Score:2)
What if an artificial womb was developed that can deal with extreme medical emergencies? (Mother dying of car crash and baby/embryo way too premature, or mother infected with horrible disease, or going to die of cancer without treatment that would abort the pregnancy, etc) (ie, not convenient party slut excuse)
Just because some stupid politician got freak out by a distillation of "The Is
Am I Now Illegal? (Score:2)
I have a cow valve in my heart. My knees are both synthetic and I use cloned insulin daily. Am I now illegal?
Yeah, well Venter's showed us how... (Score:2)
They're not the only ones (Score:4, Informative)
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Arizona's new motto:
Just like Alabama, only dryer.
Damn, the Mech got to the government first! (Score:2)
Sure, the hardware is bad-ass, but biomod is cooler.
80s tv series (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal [wikipedia.org] ?
Arizona as well (Score:2)
What would truly be a real crime . . . (Score:2)
Re:Here comes the boycott (Score:5, Informative)
Anyone know why you screw a sheep on the edge of a cliff?
Makes the sheep push back harder.
Re:Here comes the boycott (Score:4, Funny)
A traveling salesman was driving along a country road. :)
As he passed a sheep farm he saw a man out in the field with his trousers down having sex with one of the sheep.
Shocked, he pulled into the farm driveway, walked up to the farmhouse and knocked on the door.
A beautiful young woman answered the and asked if she could help him.
The salesman told the young lady "I don't mean to shock you, but there is a man out in your field doing inappropriate things to your sheep!"
The young lady sighed, rolled her very large brown eyes and said;
"Oh, that's just D-a-a-a-a-a-a-ddy."
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A new addition to the joke repertoire! Thanks for that:-)
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The real joke is that you were tagged "Informative".
Re:Ban Sci-Fi (Score:5, Funny)
What prevents a gene-splicer from creating, transporting, or receiving a human-animal hybrid in neighboring Michigan?
Nothing... but figuring out which are hybrids and which are "normal Michigan residents" could be a problem... ;)
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Care to cite any source where a human and animal were artificially spliced that created such an occurrence? Unless there is a specific use case or real risk then this remains fiction and a waste of taxpayer dollars. There is a difference between reaonable legislation (say for instance, safety laws where a 'real' risk exists) and paranoia.
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It must be nice to be so sure of the right answers.
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You need to stop letting science fiction dictate your thoughts.
How about a cow that can grow an extra heart for humans? A goat the produces human bone marrow?
There are thousands of good uses for this, but you let you belief take you scientist creating a bunch of freaks,.
You are narrow minded, blinded by faith and part of the problem.
This technology has a real good chance to help people. Don't you DARE try to take the moral high ground in preventing medical research that can save lives. You are a small, mean