"David After Dentist" Made $150k For Family 234
It turns out recording your drugged child pays pretty well. 7-year-old David DeVore became an overnight sensation when his father posted a video of his ramblings after dental surgery. To date that video has made the DeVore family around $150,000. Most of the money came from YouTube, but the family has made $50k from licensing and merchandise. From the article: "The one seemingly minor decision to make the video available all over the Internet set off a whirlwind of changes for the DeVore family. Within just four days, 'David After Dentist' received 3 million views on YouTube and the younger David quickly became an Internet celebrity. His father quit his job in residential real estate (did we mention they live in Florida?), and the family started selling T-shirts featuring cartoon drawings of their son post-dental surgery."
lulz (Score:5, Funny)
"IS IT GONNA BE THIS WAY FOREVER????"
I know what you mean, kid...I know what you mean.
The real question... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:2, Funny)
caught in a landslide
Great... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Are You Taking Notes, Ghyslain Raza? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:2, Funny)
no escape from reality
Re:The real question... (Score:3, Funny)
Open your eyes
Re:The real question... (Score:2, Funny)
look up to the skies
Re:The real question... (Score:1, Funny)
and see....
Re:The real question... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:2, Funny)
easy come, easy go
Re:College Fund (Score:3, Funny)
> Hopefully this will amount to a nice college fund for the kid.
> But in reality, the parents will use all the money to buy TVs and a car.
150k will easily pay for the 1000 hours of therapy he'll need in a few years...
Re:The real question... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:College Fund (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:1, Funny)
little high
Re:The real question... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The real question... (Score:5, Funny)
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Re:Are You Taking Notes, Ghyslain Raza? (Score:5, Funny)
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill Well, I suppose we would have to discuss terms, of course
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
Re:The real question... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And in 6 months time? (Score:4, Funny)
This is how they should spend the money: a vasectomy for dad, therapy for the kid in twenty years, college fund, and a parenting coach.
Re:The real question... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Are You Taking Notes, Ghyslain Raza? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Disgusting (Score:3, Funny)
You must be a hoot at parties.
Re:Are You Taking Notes, Ghyslain Raza? (Score:5, Funny)
am I to assume that he either found or invented a form of human suspended animation and put himself in it until recently, when he was unfrozen, given a law degree, and started practicing law
Oh my, this sounds like a wonderful idea for a show. Former internet sensation gets frozen and given a law degree and then unthawed millions of years in the future. It would go something like this...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - in the 20 years from March 22nd, 1972, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25th, 1992, when he issued an inter-office memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane. And, for that reason, I ask that you find him.. not guilty. Thank you.
Re:Are You Taking Notes, Ghyslain Raza? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The thing that really floors me (Score:5, Funny)
I live in Florida - before the crash there were something like 8-10 real estate agents for every person in Florida. They caused traffic jams when herds of agents would cross the road. Airports installed propane cannons to scare real estate agents away from the runways. When we had hurricanes, real estate agents would pile up on the beaches in huge drifts. Now that the real estate bubble has crashed hard there's only about 3-4 real estate agents per person.
It is pretty easy for a working agent to get a listing, particularly a condo listing, since there are about 5,000 empty condos per resident. Getting a sale is an entirely different matter. He's pretty candid that he made more money not selling real estate for the last year - that should tell you something about his success as an agent.
Re:Abusing children now profitable? (Score:3, Funny)
I'll be amused if the kid, later in life, sues his parents for half the money.
With any luck, the parents would then sue back for all the money they spent raising him.