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Stabbing Victim Saved by Fast Food 4

Posted by samzenpus
from the super-size-my-health-insurance dept.
37-year-old James Hobbs was viciously stabbed in the neck, but luckily for him, he had just picked up a Doner Kebab. James was able to jam the kebab into the 5-inch cut and slow the blood-flow until help arrived. Hobbs said: "I instinctively whacked the kebab to my neck to restrict blood flow. It's pure luck I was hungry." Even with his lunch's greasy help, he still lost lost 6½ pints of blood by the time medics arrived.

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Stabbing Victim Saved by Fast Food

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  • "...pure luck I was hungry"

    I gotta think that if he hadn't stopped to get the food then he wouldn't have been stabbed in the first place.

  • I can haz cheeseburger.

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