Full Bladder Improves Decision Making 229
anymouse writes "What should you do when you really, REALLY have to 'go'? Make important life decisions, maybe. Controlling your bladder makes you better at controlling yourself when making decisions about your future, too, according to a study to be published in Psychological Science, a journal of the Association for Psychological Science."
What if you can't get a full bladder? (Score:5, Interesting)
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I've been in a similar situation for years. I now have scientific proof that my being 'the most indecisive person people have ever met' isn't my fault... I think.
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Most women will make poor decisions then throughout their whole life, since most of them suffer from TBS.
(Tiny Bladder Syndrome)
There are times when slashdot needs a -1 moron mod.
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Most women will make poor decisions then throughout their whole life, since most of them suffer from TBS.
(Tiny Bladder Syndrome)
Maybe this is one of those times when it's appropriate to say Piss Off.
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I would say "lucky", but...well, you know.
On the other hand, were you hospitalized for, say, too many strippers grinding on your shit? Or, from too much Snoo Snoo? If so then see my initial statement.
Well, I guess I won't be posting my joke . . . (Score:3)
. . . about how MMO players wearing "Depends" are just putting themselves off their game.
Best wishes for a fash recovery, devxo!
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What should I do as I can't get a full bladder?
The experiment mentioned was "participants either drank five cups of water..., or took small sips of water from five separate cups. Then, after about 40 minutes -- the amount of time it takes for water to reach the bladder -- the researchers assessed participants' self-control."
That doesn't exactly specify it was a full bladder that was causing the effect, it might just be urine production that stimulates better decisions.
To make sure you generate lots of urine, I recommend you drink alcohol. I'm tol
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That doesn't exactly specify it was a full bladder that was causing the effect, it might just be urine production that stimulates better decisions.
Or just better hydration. Though I could easily see that the researchers might have also conducted studies to control for that, and the journalist been negligent in mentioning it.
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On a side note, it's been great for playing MMO's as there's no need to get up to toilet...
Somehow I suspect that will not give you as much of advantage as you may think it does. Truly dedicated MMO players don't seem to concern themselves with bodily functions, or where they even occur. In fact, I doubt many of them can tell that they are happening.
The best advantage that a MMO player can have is an intercom system that allows them to request Hot Pockets and Game Fuel with a simple hotkey combo.
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Truly dedicated MMO players don't seem to concern themselves with bodily functions, or where they even occur
Related [vgcats.com]
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On a side note, it's been great for playing MMO's
Leeroy Jenkins? Is that you?
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What should I do as I can't get a full bladder?
You see? It would have been easier to decide with a full bladder.
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Most great decisions are when in the bar, or shooting the shit over beers with your friends.
When doing that, you gotta take a leak almost all the time...so, it would seem that these are when the best decisions are found!!!
Is it happy hour yet....?
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I agree, folks should just piss-off and douche any asshole.
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No. If you're on /. you should know better and be able to figure out how to use preview on shortened URLs.
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And if you don't yet, consider it training in being a geek, How To Avoid NSFW Links. :)
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Can slashdot ban tinyUrl style shortened urls please?
You mean the tiny url that expanded to http://gw001.dyndns-blog.com/ [dyndns-blog.com]
Would that have helped?
That site then does the redirection.
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II stole some of my grandpa's catheters and my buddy and me, ..err installed them on our selves. .... especially the UTI that I got from it..
Next time, steal new, unused ones.
Yes it quite improves decision making. (Score:3)
and, if you keep it too much, the urine in your bladder may even get pushed back into your bloodstream and outright poison you.
great researches come out, from the fine institutions of our scientific establishment, sometimes
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If there is urine in your blood stream you have a real problem. Perhaps you mean some waste that would go into urine is not being removed from the blood.
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Blood is mostly water. Urine is mostly water as well, so is vodka. Blood is not mostly vodka.
The various fun things that end up in urine are not called urine until they are filtered out by the kidneys.
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Blood is mostly water. Urine is mostly water as well, so is vodka. Blood is not mostly vodka.
Speak for yourself, tovarich. <hic>
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It is also nothing that you cannot find a pharmacy, that does not mean pharmacies are full of urine. Nothing is called urine until after it gets filtered by the kidneys. Which means blood is not full of urine, it is just full of stuff that may one day become part of urine.
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Obviously, but no matter its source, it is not urine until it goes through the kidneys.
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I think you're being excessively pedantic (and know it). You're right: it's not called urine until it's filtered by the kidneys. However, the originaly post's point was that all of the toxins and water that are filtered out (to become urine) are present in the blood. I don't think any of us disagree on any of those points, unless we are doing so just tobe contrary. :-)
Re:Yes it quite improves decision making. (Score:5, Funny)
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Hear that? That's the sound of Captain Picard's face hitting his palm at warp 6.
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http://amasci.com/weird/vindac.html#j43 [amasci.com]
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The problem isn't the scientists. The problem is that there is a VERY large number of people using the stuff scientists discover/invent.
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Maybe you're better at making decisions because you're in a hurry to go pee and then you actually do make a decision. If your bladder was empty you wouldn't pay attention and wouldn't make a decision. Making decisions is generally a good idea.
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But rushing important life decisions doesn't sound like a terribly good idea.
When I need to pee and need to make a decision, I go to the bathroom first, and then make the decision. Much easier that way, and in my experience I make much better decisions.
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and, if you keep it too much, the urine in your bladder may even get pushed back into your bloodstream and outright poison you. Great researches come out, from the fine institutions of our scientific establishment, sometimes ....
Point to me where the researcher said something like "... and there's no upper limit to this effect, so you should probably never pee again." The assumption with any medical research is that YOU DON'T OVERDO IT. You know: common sense. You can overdose on damn near everything. Vitamins are generally good for you, but they are also toxic if you take too much of some of them. Better stay away from them. Oxygen keeps you alive. Uh oh, if you hyperventilate, you pass out. Stop breathing just to be on th
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Stop breathing just to be on the safe side.
Are you sure this is a good id... i... *thud*
Well, if you succeed, you'll never make another bad decision ... ever!
Everyone knows... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Procrastination is a lot more enjoyable with an empty bladder.
Depends, I think.
When I was a kid, the winters were cold and the house felt colder. Learning to "procrastinate" (until the morning) was a challenge, but preferable to getting up out of warm bed to stumble my way into a freezing cold bathroom.
To this day I still sleep like a baby through the night. Unless, of course, I'm interrupted by the sounds of somebody else stumbling their way to the bathroom.
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No heating in your homes you're lived in? Why not just turn the heat up a few notches and not have a freezing house?
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Not everyone grew up in a house with central heating.
Old houses etc... In many nations it's not that necessary, our winters drop to about 10 C in the dead of night, of course the 40 C days we're having at the moment also suck.
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A couple of decades ago, most houses weren't anywhere near as well insulated and heated as they are nowadays.
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Don't know where you're from, but when it's -20F outside it can get expensive to heat a house a few more notches.
I never really understood that. From an engineering standpoint I know the insulation / heat loss calcs only care about delta T. So raising the inside temperature 5 degrees costs about as much as lowering the outdoor temp 5 degrees.
You probably have no control over the outside air temp. Or do you?
The point I'm making is with some cheapskates, you raise the thermostat 5 degrees they act like you tried to knife them. But, if a 20 degrees colder than normal cold front passes thru, eh, who cares. Where I li
So... (Score:5, Funny)
So, do you want to use the bathroom or not? Take your time with this decision, we don't want you to take a rash decision on this one.
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It seems to me that if you're sitting around thinking about various and sundry while you have a full bladder, then you've already failed at making the important decisions in life.
Holding it increases your blood presure. (Score:5, Interesting)
I've been going to the doctor with a family member often and they were constantly taking his blood pressure. So I've been curious about the things that affect blood pressure and according one nurse if you have a full bladder your blood pressure will go up significantly. (Couldn't quickly confirm via google, could a slashdot MD confirm or refute?)
I wonder if the increase in blood pressure do to holding it gives your brain more blood so it functions better. I wonder if there is a way to control the experiment for the blood pressure difference.
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I've been going to the doctor with a family member often and they were constantly taking his blood pressure. So I've been curious about the things that affect blood pressure and according one nurse if you have a full bladder your blood pressure will go up significantly. (Couldn't quickly confirm via google, could a slashdot MD confirm or refute?)
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
But I have been told by actual doctors (including the one i'm married to) that a full bladder can increase your blood pressure a little -- conversely, emptying said bladder can drop your blood pressure. If you're on the verge of fainting for whatever reason, urinating can push you right off that cliff.
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Another reason to sit down to urinate, rather than standing up.
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(Couldn't quickly confirm via google, could a slashdot MD confirm or refute?)
I'm not an MD, but I'm an engineer, which as we all know, qualifies me to answer any question. ;)
It makes sense. Nihil ex nihil, the liquid in your bladder is coming from your bloodstream, filtered out by the kidneys. If your bladder is full, then no more matter can be pulled out of your bloodstream (or at least significantly less than usual). The same blood system is going to have higher pressure in it if it contains more fluid than it normally would. Even if the kidneys don't stop sending matter to th
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"The Effect of the Bladder on Blood Pressure
Curiously enough and for no good reason, the urinary bladder influences blood pressure. Pressure is lowest when the bladder is empty. As the bladder gradually fills, blood pressure rises. Thus a pressure of 130/80 on an empty bladder may reach 160/90 when the bladder is full enough to send messages of “Please empty.” During urination, the blood pressure
Showing once again how psychologists are crazy (Score:2)
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Keep gobbling up the troll bait, Petey. I know you're fat, but damn! At some point it seems like you'd get full....
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Also good for road trips. (Score:5, Interesting)
It's also damn near impossible to fall asleep when you have to piss.
Drink lots of water on road trips, to the point you more or less constantly have to go, and you will never doze off.
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Re:Also good for road trips. (Score:5, Insightful)
If you're in danger of dozing off, you shouldn't be driving. Doing some trick to prevent you from actually dozing off is putting yourself and everyone else on the road in greater danger. This isn't a binary condition: either fully alert or dead to the world unconscious. You're still more likely to cause an accident, even if you didn't lapse into actual unconsciousness.
"I've done it -- it keeps me fully alert, too!" Uh huh. This is every bit as believable as the drunk who insists they're not too smashed to drive. You feel fully alert. Good for you. Now pull over, take a piss, and then take a nap, resume driving when you actually are fully alert and don't require any tricks to stay awake.
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That was insightful, but brings up an interesting question: How can you tell when you're too fatigued to drive safely? Clearly there are signs, at which point you are FAR too tired to drive safely, but how do you know where the line is? I'd hate to be driving tired and not realize it.
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Insufficient sleep is one of the great epidemics of the world, but most people continue to deny it or ignore it. No wonder caffeine is one of the great socially acceptable drugs.
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How do you differentiate between "I feel fully alert" and "I am fully alert"?
If it can be proved that the natural condition of a full bladder actually leads to a physiological change, i.e. increased adrenaline and heightened awareness, then that would make it a useful trick. Comparing it to alcohol, which is an outside agent that always has the reverse effect of depressing the body's responses, is a fallacious analogy.
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Some years back a man survived in the Indian Ocean for days after his boat sank. He said that when he grew up in north west Australia, his father once told him: "Son, if you ever get stuck out in the desert then what ever you do don't take a piss". Apparently following this advice helped him survive when floating out in the ocean without drinking water.
Probably helped by both preventing dehydration and staying awake.
Not true. (Score:2)
Darl McBride, Aaron Barr and other people who are routinely full of shit make bad decisions on a daily basis.
I call shenanigans.
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The OP talked about a full bladder, not a full colon. Apples vs. Oranges.
But.... (Score:2)
Urine Control? (Score:2)
Controlling your bladder makes you better at controlling yourself
Urine control.
Maybe they could use this to treat ADD/ADHD? Urine Therapy
Perhaps this could be used as a form of psycho analysis? Urine my head.
Or, how about conflict resolution? Urine my face
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Yeah, I'm going to say that this is a hoax.
Urine control? It's too much
Is this useful? (Score:2)
Leak (Score:2)
Eh hemm.... (Score:3)
I must've been a genius! (Score:4, Interesting)
I served as the chairman of a not-for-profit board for a while. And our meetings just seem to be interminable.
Finally, I offered to be the permanent refreshment-bringer. I purchased only spicy or salty snacks, and only caffeinated beverages -- actually, just a tiny non-zero number of non-caffeinated ones to prevent moaning from the "I can't have caffeine" board member.
My idea wasn't to ensure good decisions, but just that something got decided and we didn't sit around all night trying to redirect back to the subject at hand.
Bed wetting leads to diaper rash decisions.... (Score:2)
Its true. I have the proof. (Score:2)
When my bladder is full, I suddenly decide to pee.
Wizzing on wackos . . . I dunno . . . (Score:2, Funny)
I've worked with some folks in my career who should have been pissed upon.
"Ah, Donald Trump! I've been expecting you! You want to make a deal? Well, I'm a gonna whip it out, and then you can try to deal with this .. ."
On the other hand, a lot of the time that I've been working with certain executives . . . I think that their top skill is doing sword fights down at the pisser.
Hmmn . . . time to update my skills profile . . . "En Garde!"
Tycho Brahe (Score:2)
The Ghost of Tycho Brahe just read this and gave a the finger to the summary, the article, and the people studying this.
"You guys, you just don't know what you're messing with here"
Last words of Tycho Brahe:
"Jeg har brug for at tisse så meget, at mine tænder er flydende!"
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BMO
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Well that sucks.
I just looked and realized that Slashdot doesn't support unicode.
It's 2011. Fix this.
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BMO
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I just looked and realized that Slashdot doesn't support unicode.
A sad state of affairs indeed. However, Slashdot does have a preview button.
One problem.. (Score:2, Funny)
Well, I knew that (Score:4, Funny)
And this is why I am pissing my life away.
On the edge of my chair (Score:3, Interesting)
My secret weapon in the music competitions of my youth was to forgo visiting the restroom until after the performance. I felt having to pee gave me the edge I needed.
it also causes gout (Score:2)
when you gotta go you gotta go
Tycho Brahe... (Score:2)
Don't be too polite, and go if you have to!
"According to Kepler's first hand account, Tycho had refused to leave the banquet to relieve himself because it would have been a breach of etiquette.[20][21] After he had returned home he was no longer able to urinate, except, eventually, in very small quantities and with excruciating pain. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Death [wikipedia.org]
Conjecture (Score:2)
Really? (Score:2)
Poor little golden statue (Score:2)
I'll never look at that thing the same.
That guy looks like he's really gotta go.
Hey Baby, (Score:2)
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I'm going to hazard a guess and say "Party Pooper" means something in a totally literal way.
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I have anecdotal evidence that exactly the opposite is true. And no, I would prefer not to say any more about this thank you very much.
When I have to pee really bad I usually can only focus on finding a place and time to take a pee. The ability to focus is greatly diminished.
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That's my experience too. When I'm playing a game and it's my turn, but I also need to go, I have a hard time figuring out what to do. I go to the toilet, and after I come back, the decision is suddenly very easy.
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And here comes the problem in every study: choosing the right values/ways for assessment. I couldn't find what were the other seven choices the participants had to choose from, but this one OBVIOUSLY is a faulty one... Because the fact that you choose to get $16 tomorrow, doesn't mean that this decision is a bad one or an uncontrolled one... does it?
Its a much worse experimental design that you imply. You can come up onesie twosie examples where the intelligent decision is to avoid delayed gratification, how about asking the diabetic if they'd like a tiny bit of insulin today or a whole bunch next month. Obviously they'd die if they attempted delayed gratification so...
The horrific failure of their experimental design is heres some dude whos gotta go "now now right now I gotta go right now" then they ask him some long complicated thing (complicated f
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Re:Post-coitus lucidity (Score:5, Funny)
The best way (for males) to make decisions is when you blow your load either during sex or while masturbating. Right after orgasm suddenly everything becomes so clear because of sharp increase in dopamine. You let go of your inhibitions, fear, ego and able to formulate completely rational thoughts. But you need to make decisions really fast because the optimism fades away really quickly. I'd say it's 40 seconds to 2 minutes max.
I'm just imagining a meeting where an important decision has to be made. ..." :-)
The chairman says: "So, and now please masturbate
mmmmm beer (Score:2)
is there anything it can't do.