Robotic "Tongue" Lets You French Kiss Over The Internet 136
If you think the idea of french kissing someone over the internet with a robotic tongue is kind of gross, go outside and enjoy your afternoon. For those of you still sitting here, The University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo has just what you've been looking for. The Kiss Transmission Device is a motion-sensing receptacle that records your tongue's movements and then sends that information to a corresponding machine in your partner's mouth. From the article: "In addition to real-time smooching, the Kiss Transmission Device can be programmed to 'remember' specific rotations. The pre-recorded information can then be accessed by multiple recipients. According to the inventor, this could be a good way for celebrities to get closer to their fans." The University gave no word on the possibility of tentacles in future models.
WOW (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WOW (Score:3, Funny)
teledildonics (Score:5, Funny)
my favorite underutilized internet term
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics [wikipedia.org]
were you to invent a transport protocol for teledildonics, you better call it PPintheTP, i don't care how you arrive at the abbreviation
Re:A kiss isn't just a kiss.... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't see how any machine could ever be able to replace my wife's kiss.
Me neither.
Re:WOW (Score:4, Funny)
|op>()r: d00d I totally made out wif dis hot chiX0r in chan last night.
frud: orly got a pic?
|op>()r: nah, her chan name is hotazHe||
frud: hahaha zomfg
nickserv: hotazHe|| has just joined
|op>()r: what's so funny?
frud: you made out with a d00d you t00l
|op>()r: no way
nickserv: hotazHe|| is now known as Greg
|op>()r: * runs to take a shower