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CDC Warns of Zombie Apocalypse 300

scotbuff writes "The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have written an article about preparing for a zombie apocalypse on their blog. The CDC knows that a zombie apocalypse is no joke. 'If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated.'"
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CDC Warns of Zombie Apocalypse

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  • Re:Damage Control (Score:5, Interesting)

    by betterunixthanunix ( 980855 ) on Thursday May 19, 2011 @03:48PM (#36183608)
    A while ago, I remember seeing an article that explained why a zombie apocalypse would never happen. The point that probably made the most sense is this: America has plenty of people with guns, and hunters in America are so effective that we need to pass laws to prevent them from killing off all the wildlife in the country. Zombies would not survive more than a few weeks against the kind of firepower that our hunters possess.
  • Re:Damage Control (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Mindcontrolled ( 1388007 ) on Thursday May 19, 2011 @04:33PM (#36184190)
    That strongly depends on the parameters of the zombie outbreak. Check this [uottawa.ca] for a full mathematical treatise of zombie epidemiology. Under certain boundary conditions, no hunting skill will save you. Besides, as someone else already stated, hunting does not particularly give you the close quarter skills you gonna need...
  • Re:Damage Control (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Tom ( 822 ) on Thursday May 19, 2011 @04:44PM (#36184346) Homepage Journal

    Where else then? Canada?

    You must be from the US, nobody else on the planet thinks that simple-minded.

    There are large stretches of Africa that are so busy with civil war and other issues that it would be days before an outbreak is even noticed, and something like two or three weeks before it's internationally reported. With zombie numbers growing exponentially, by the time some kind of outside military arrives, you'd already have a local Resident Evil scenario.

    There are areas in Asia that are remote and close to inaccessible. Afghanistan mountains, jungles in Cambodia, northern India, western China, stuff like that. Similar scenario here, with the zombies potentially being able to overrun initial troop deployments because you simply can't airlift them in quickly enough.

    And in both these continents, there are massive cities not far from mountains or jungles.

  • by mjwx ( 966435 ) on Thursday May 19, 2011 @09:34PM (#36187236)

    Prioritize your work, CDC. Start with cancer and stuff.

    What the CDC is trying to do here, is show Americans how to react in an emergency situation. The Zombie invasion is just there to pique the readers interest.

    A lot of the stuff is not Zombie or even disease specific such as a water requirement. I grew up in the cyclone zone of Australia, a lot of what I read I already knew,
    - stock up on fresh water (fill the bath, every available container)
    - same with tinned food and other non perishables
    - fill up gerry cans
    - have a short wave radio (two way if you've got one) and enough spare batteries
    - know where the evac points are (set by the authorities)
    - Plan a regroup point inside and outside the house with your families.

    A lot of it is common sense which just doesn't get followed. That's what the CDC want to get through to people, in case another natural disaster like Hurricane Katrina happened again because in a disaster zone you may be out of reach of help for several days.

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