German Police Train Vultures To Find Bodies 54
abhatt writes "German authorities have found vultures as very valuable creatures and as such have trained some of them to be detectives. The work of the vultures is well defined — as you might have guessed they are being used to find hidden bodies. From the article: 'A police officer in Hannover, Rainer Herrmann, told reporters that, "The vultures may work much more effectively than sniffer dogs... There's a lot of interest in this. We've had inquiries from Germany, Austria and Switzerland.'"
Trained vultures to find bodies? (Score:1)
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Pfft. Next you'll be trying to tell me I didn't need to catch and eat all those mice, and shit in kitty litter for a week when training our cat.
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Next you'll be trying to tell me I didn't need to catch and eat all those mice, and shit in kitty litter for a week when training our cat.
Or lick your own...nevermind.
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They're training a specific kind of vulture which doesn't like rotting meat.
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Vultures already knew how to find bodies!
Yes, but they need to be trained to share.
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Officer : We found the body of that missing person. Eyeballs? what eyeballs? Are you sure, he had those before?
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It's Germany, everything has a training program and everything has a manual.
I bet the police even train in drinking beer.
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Ingenious! (Score:5, Funny)
Now they just need to train priests to find missing children!
Re:Ingenious! (Score:5, Funny)
Well, that covers boys, but what about girls?
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Members of the US Legislature?
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No problem, as long as they have a Twitter account...
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Might be difficult. I don't think dogs get excited when you put a leash and collar on them.
In a related story... (Score:2)
German police train flies to find shit. Film at 11.
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Vultures... trained to find bodies? (Score:3)
As absurd as the idea of needing to train vultures sounds at first, I'd guess the training has more to do with finding human bodies instead of every road kill in 10 km radius, and vulture coming back instead of heading south after having a quick snack from the body found, and other little practicalities like that.
And the project ended (Score:2)
Re:And the project ended (Score:4, Interesting)
better than the body simply being missing with no clues.
Bodies would be damaged by scavengers anyway.
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better than the body simply being missing with no clues. Bodies would be damaged by scavengers anyway.
Let's just say the irony of your comment combined with your handle was not missed by this observer.
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I love it (Score:1)
From what I hear, through people some may consider eccentric (undue criticism), vultures show amazing prescience and aptitude. But they've been under prejudice (perhaps well earned) for so long that they are one of those animals that haven't been as thoroughly studied as something cuter or more docile (and not associated with being the last thing you see before you die).
I wonder what the third vulture is thinking. Is there some vulture rule of thumb that only two need to be in the air to find a body, and th
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I think Stalin beat him, but point well made.
Corrected Summary: (Score:2)
Train Vultures? (Score:1)
Good Job (Score:1)
I can just imagine how this will work,
I am truly sorry for your loss Miss Gottschalk, but your husband body was found by our flying vulture team. He was floating in the river and his left eye was eaten by one of our teammates.
slight distraction (Score:2)
What? (Score:2)
Didn't they already use lawyers before?
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Didn't they already use lawyers before?
Yes, but they had to update the vulture training program when it was discovered that even vultures won't eat a dead lawyer.
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Use vultures to find other vultures?
I doubt there was an inquiry from Austria (Score:2)
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BTW The Krapfen are Berliners, not Bavarian Donuts.
So beware of saying: Ich bin ein Berliner *g*