Company Offers Creepily-Realistic Masks of Clients 82
Zothecula writes "It appears that there's a number of customers willing to pay a lot to be in possession of a lifelike replica of their face or even their whole head ... or at least, REAL-f hopes so. The Japanese company offers extremely realistic 3D models of human faces and heads made using vinyl chloride resin, based on its own technique called 3DPFs (3 Dimension Photo Forms)."
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It appears that there's a number of customers willing to pay a lot to be in possession of a lifelike replica of someone else's face or even their whole head...
FTFY
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That was my first thought. This would be a godsend for anybody that's wanting to pretend to be somebody else. And what happens if it's stolen? I doubt very much that the police would accept that as an excuse if you've been arrested. It might add some doubt in court, but I wouldn't bet on it.
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That is not what people would use them for. Let's be honest.
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Put your own face mask on your partner, takes narcissism to a whole new level.
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Not that new. Liberace did that with plastic surgery [wikipedia.org] YEARS ago.
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If you are that sick, then f*ck you!
Yes, that's the idea!
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So you really can tell someone to go F' themself, brilliant!
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That is not what people would use them for. Let's be honest.
But the problem is, how would you get access tof Natalie Portman's face/head to copy it? I foresee a whole new level of stalking going on.
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As the second commenter to TFA said "I can see several uses for this not all of them illegal."
Of course, the illegal ones are the most fun ;)
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There's a way around this. Buy an extra copy. Have a trusted friend or family member hold on to it. Bring it in the courtroom. When the trial begins, don the mask and yell OBJECTION! at the first reasonable opportunity. Seeing the resemblance will disturb the jury, especially if the gender doesn't match.
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No, I'm Spartacus! etc etc etc
Don't forget the Romans just crucified the whole lot of them.
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I was totally wishing I had something like this last week when there were all those hundreds of reporters at Apple's campus.
Maybe it's just me, but I think Steve sightings could become the new Elvis sightings.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think Steve sightings could become the new Elvis sightings.
You have a sick, twisted mind. Please subscribe me to your newsletter.
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Because the different heights, body types, voices, bone structure, movements, and mannerisms won't make a difference as long as you have that other person's face.
If you don't want to be recognized, just put on (or take off) a pair of glasses. Works for Clark Kent.
I need them (Score:5, Funny)
This is perfect to outfit my team of Ninja bodyguards. The assassins won't know who to attack.
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This is perfect to outfit my team of Ninja bodyguards. The assassins won't know who to attack.
They will attack the one without a blank face expression.
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They are from Japan, they are supposed to have blank facial expressions.
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Yeah, that's called the Real Doll [NSFW] [realdoll.com].
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They will attache the one they can see.
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This is perfect to outfit my team of Ninja bodyguards. The assassins won't know who to attack.
Just don't hire those midget body guards you were eyeing before...
American style (Score:2)
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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But they won't quite be the same as faceless minions then.
Elvis. (Score:4, Funny)
Guess there's gonna be a lot more Elvis sightings.
Going to be a big issue. (Score:2)
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After you use the "enhance" command 10 times, right?
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I have a feeling that (Score:2)
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Honey, we got a ticket in the mail for running a red light. Who is this woman driving your car?
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Are you looking for a government bailout?
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You want to have sex with Sarah Palin? That's sick.
Not as sick as voting for her.
hmm... (Score:2)
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Yeah, now when she tells you to "Go fsck yourself" you'll be more inclined to do so!
Where Did I see this? (Score:2)
Now I was reading somewhere - can't rember - about a copanany unveiling a Personalized Anime Robot Girl? Maybe we can cross these technologies?
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Now I was reading somewhere - can't rember - about a copanany unveiling a Personalized Anime Robot Girl? Maybe we can cross these technologies?
Yeah! Then we'd finally see if the uncanny valley is additive or multiplicative!
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Now I was reading somewhere - can't rember - about a copanany unveiling a Personalized Anime Robot Girl? Maybe we can cross these technologies?
Throw in a dose of Real Doll [realdoll.com] and it gets even more interesting.
Darkman (Score:1)
This reminds me of an an interesting 1990s superhero movie called Darkman [wikipedia.org]. In that movie, a scientist is brutally attacked and disfigured by mobsters. Darkman uses his lab to make fake faces, which he then uses to go under cover and destroy the mobsters (framing them against each other, etc). He's also crazy and immune to pain :-)
I can tell who the target market is... (Score:2)
I can tell who the target market is... people who enjoyed M:I 2.
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Yawn. (Score:1)
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I was just thinking that the two companies should partner together, and offer totally customized masks made on request.
What could possibly go wrong?
BTW masks from SPFXmasks have already been used to perpetrate crimes:
News - Bank Robbery Suspect Fools Cops with Realistic Mask - InsideEdition.com [insideedition.com]
Face mask that's so good every crook wants one - Americas, World - The Independent [independent.co.uk]
Spfxmasks - Gizmodo stories - Gizmodo [gizmodo.com]
A Head for Crime (Score:1)
Plan "a-head", save on surgery (Score:2)
If you get it down when you're 22 it's a lot more valuable (in terms of avoiding plastic surgery later on) than if you are "of a certain age".
Past 88 years, it ought to be free. (Unless youre with the IM team.)
been there done that (Score:1)
Just ask Peter Graves and Tom Cruise. Well, I guess you can't ask Peter Graves anymore, but Tom Cruise is still available.
Mission Impossible movie multiple faces (Score:2)
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I bet he wished he kept some of those... (Score:2)
aw man, that was mean, now I'm going to Star Trek hell.
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Before that mission impossible movie, there was a whole Mission Impossible TV series (Two, actually). Watch them. They are much better than the movies.
That's not exactly setting the bar high.
I'd like some of my younger self (Score:2)
I saw Chinese "mask-dancer" this year (Score:2)
Not as creepy as silicon babies (Score:2)
You think these are creepy? Have you ever seen silicone babies? Now THAT is creepy:
http://www.juliemolloydolls.com/silicone_babies [juliemolloydolls.com]
I've seen a number of people making these, and some are pretty poorly done...you can very easily tell it's fake. The ones in the link above a extremely realistic. They have all of the imperfections in the skin, like birthmarks, veins, blotches, etc. About the only part that isn't quite perfect is the eyeballs (sort of a glassy marble material). And the way they move is just odd.
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Maybe it's just me, but newborns look pretty gross.
good for spying and to frame others (Score:2)
Now how long before the law shuts them down?
Creepy indeed... (Score:1)
Uses (Score:3)
Hey, there are some good uses for this:
Put on a dummy to make sure you're seen somewhere else while I'm in ur kitchen takin ur cookies
Hold your mask in front of a facial recognition camera so I can be takin ur cookies
Back up my face before my horrible scarification ritual. Ur cookies aren't involved in this one.
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New feature request: automatically mod down (by personal preference) anything that uses YouTube language on Slashdot.
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Also, whilw we're at it, any reply that begins "This."
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This is a case where I agree with your first point, but disagree with your second.
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Fortunately, your "This" was followed by a space and not a period, so you're safe. :D
film-making applications of this technology?!? (Score:1)
a bit prohibitively-expensive for the backyard amateur filmmaker, but I'd be curious to see what FX-guys like George Romero/Tom Savini/KNB group would do with this technology. i think old-school, in-camera analog effects are always more dramatic... how will the next Martin Scorcese or Sam Peckinpah make use of this?!?
finally! (Score:1)
a decent solution to a butter face.
Guy Fawkes! (Score:1)
I guess they can redo V for Vendetta now using a much more realistic mask...