Skype Translate Reportedly Has a Swearing Problem In Chinese 82
An anonymous reader writes: Skype Translate was supposed to be Microsoft's attempt at the "Star Trek" universal translator, offering real-time voice and text translation. It launched with one of the most challenging of languages, Chinese. And apparently, thanks to the Great Firewall, it has its problems. An American expat using it in China reports: "A glitch in the beta software misinterpreted the words I spoke. 'It's nice to talk to you' was translated as 'It's f*cking nice to f*ck you,' and other synthesized profanity, like the icebox robot in 1970's sci-fi flick Logan's Run, but with Tourette Syndrome. It was quite funny to me - I couldn't help but laugh during repeated takes, to Yan's exasperation - but the tech team were none too happy about it as they worked late into the night."
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It's the *Star Trek* translator (Score:3)
Of course it's profanity-ladden when it's trying to translate for people that it thinks are KHAAANNNNN!!
How dare they! (Score:3)
Until it can seamlessly change the words I'm saying, as I'm saying them, into the receivers language without so much as a configuration nor without talking over the top of me, it is not the Star Trek Universal Translator.
Yeah. How dare a tech company be aspirational.
"Don't catch any bugs!" --Klingon border sentry to Enterprise
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Until it can seamlessly change the words I'm saying, as I'm saying them, into the receivers language without so much as a configuration nor without talking over the top of me, it is not the Star Trek Universal Translator.
Plus it has to provide free cakes and beer. And address me as "big boy".
The problem is GAN1/4 (Score:1)
There is a Chinese character with too many meanings.
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005195.html
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"Gan" would never be used for "it's nice to talk to you." This hasn't been a problem with automatic Chinese translation for the last 10 years, and I only ever saw it with "dry" being translated to "fuck."
Also, we're talking conversation here, not characters. Sure the Chinese word for "fuck" has homophones, but that is just a normal part of the Chinese language. There's no more reason they'd be stuck over "fuck" than a million other homophones, like how "shi" can mean "ten" "is" "stone" "lion" or many oth
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I wouldn't trust Skype AI to tackle anything like this since the time I wanted to change the credit card I had my World Subscription attached to The Payment Methods page on the site lets you add a card, but you can't delete an old card and you can't tell it which payment method to use. You just have to hope it picks the right one.
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Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
ROLLER CAPTION: IN 1970, THE BRITISH EMPIRE LAY IN RUINS, FOREIGN NATIONALS FREQUENTED THE STREETS - MANY OF THEM HUNGARIANS (NOT THE STREETS - THE FOREIGN NATIONALS). ANYWAY, MANY OF THESE HUNGARIANS WENT INTO TOBACCONIST'S SHOPS TO BUY CIGARETTES... ... tobacconist's. ...tobacco...er, cigarettes? ... do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? ...(mumbling as he searches) Costs six and six ... Here we are ... Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.
Enter Hungarian gentleman with phrase book. He is looking for the right phrase.
Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist Sorry?
Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist No, no, no.This
Hungarian Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Tobacconist No, no, no
Hungarian Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist What?
Hungarian (miming matches) My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist Matches, matches? (showing some)
Hungarian Yah, yah. (he takes cigarettes and matches and pulls out loose change; he consults his book) Er, do you want
Tobacconist I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian You great pouf.
Tobacconist That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist (miming that he wants to see the book; he takes the book) It costs six and six
Hungarian hits him between the eyes. Policeman walking along the street suddenly stops and puts his hand to his ear. He starts running down the street, round corner and down another street, round yet another corner and down another street into the shop
Policeman What's going on here then?
Hungarian (opening book and pointing at tobacconist) You have beautiful thighs.
Policeman What?
Tobacconist He hit me.
Hungarian Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
Policeman Right! (grabs him and drags him out)
Hungarian My nipples explode with delight.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao
Re:Obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
Heh. Literally the first words out of my mouth were "Is that something from Monty Python? because it's not at all funny."
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You can't expect me to spend 3 minutes of my life reading a convoluted mess of a dialog, only to have no punch line.
A joke doesn't need to have a punch line. Witness:
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and g
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That was wrong and you should feel bad.
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The joke was long and not funny. You, sir, need to work on your comedic timing and understanding of humor. You can't expect me to spend 3 minutes of my life reading a convoluted mess of a dialog, only to have no punch line. And who the **** upvoted this.
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So, what caused the problem (Score:2)
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What does The Great Firewall have to do with this particular problem.
It is about China - of course the Great Firewall has to be mentioned, otherwise, what's the point of anything? Otherwise we would have to mention things like democracy, freedom of speech or Tibet, and that would be even less relevant. (Note: this was an attempt at sarcasm)
That's not a 'glitch' ... (Score:4)
I refuse to believe someone didn't do that on purpose.
That's too damned funny to be by accident.
Please fondle my bum [wikipedia.org]
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Hey, it's a serious medical condition [youtube.com].
Its a neat bit of tech (Score:2)
... fix the bugs. The whole thing is awesome. Render the language barriers meaningless.
At some point people are going to put a little hearing aid into their ears and auto translate anything.
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... fix the bugs. The whole thing is awesome. Render the language barriers meaningless.
At some point people are going to put a little hearing aid into their ears and auto translate anything.
I'd rather have a fish in my ear.
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A fish we can do... a babelfish... not so much.
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At some point people are going to put a little hearing aid into their ears and auto translate anything.
Long before that people will have figured out that speaking one of the big global/regional languages is useful. I wouldn't go so far as that we'll all join up on one language, but say one of the top 6 - Mandarin, English, Spanish, Hindi, Russian, Arabic. And I'd likely strike Hindi from that list, since like Portuguese, Bengali, French, Malay, German and Japanese (7-12) it has no significant tendency to spread beyond its current native regions. That is, if they ever get around to learning a second language
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Mandarin is not much different from hindi really.
There is no way the west is speaking Russian so we can strike that off.
Arabic... lolz no.
Spanish not really.
then english... which is already the defacto trade language of the planet.
THe only thing that would make any of those other languages credible would be the systemic and sustained collapse of the english speaking world. I wouldn't hold my breath for that happening any time soon.
That said, I don't believe regional languages will go away. I think this tech
Re:Its a neat bit of tech (Score:4, Informative)
*facepalm* the stupid is strong in this one.
Hindi and Mandarin aren't even in the same language family. They are as different as two languages can ever be.
There are more than enough Russian speakers in the west. I, for one, speak Russian as a second language. Same goes for Spanish and Arabic, by the way, so you are definitely talking out of your arse. Your provincialism is really showing, except that even in your own country 13% of the population speaks Spanish.
And this "exposing them to modern western culture" is laughable.
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My comment was in reference to this statement:
"I'd likely strike Hindi from that list, since like Portuguese, Bengali, French, Malay, German and Japanese (7-12) it has no significant tendency to spread beyond its current native regions."
To which I said:
"Mandarin is not much different from hindi really."
The point being that I was saying Mandarin is unlikely to spread either much less become a global language. We were talking about language roots. We were talking about the propensity for languages to spread a
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Oh, but I know you are.
And saying that any language is unlikely to spread beyond its native region is stupid as well. No lingua franca stays forever. Chinese used to be the trade language in the whole Southeast Asian region and it might very well become that again in the next 100 years - even now people in Europe are encouraged to learn Mandarin because China is where the money is. Russian is still a trade language in countries bordering Russia and German used to be the language of science not very long ago
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I wasn't presuming to comment on eternity... merely the foreseeable future.
Fuck off. You've never made an intelligent comment so far as anyone has seen. You're of no value.
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You're a sore loser.
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Login and we'll see, troll. Stay in lurk mode and I'm going to waste my time with you.
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You realize that by making trollish AC comments you validate my position. And you're doing little more than making laugh at you because you're so obviously butthurt about how I won't engage with you anymore.
What is funnier one top of that is that you're also admitting that despite not talking to you for ages you're still e-stalking me.
Here's a question... are you a just an AC troll? Or are you a sock puppet of an existing account that is AC trolling?
Just curious. :D
You people are so stupid... why are you so
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The point being that I was saying Mandarin is unlikely to spread either much less become a global language.
I saw a TV news item last night about kids in Africa being taught Mandarin. I wouldn't rule out Mandarin becoming a global language if I were you.
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We will have to agree to disagree there.
China is ultimately insular. They're not a people given to evangelism... that is the spreading of their beliefs or culture.
A great many other cultures are evangelistic. The US is the most powerful of these and is strongly evangelistic. Exactly why in the foreseeable future would Mandarin overtake English? Its not credible.
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When I lived in the Philippines, most Filipinos around the major military bases all spoke English to each other, because they were from many different Philippine provinces and islands, most of which each have their own (mutually incomprehensible) dialects of Tagalog.
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Who is listening? Mostly you, all of us are being recorded by a foreign government.
From the perspective of an American: 'I object the actions of Hacking Team because they make business with oppressive regimes!'
You hypocrites.
Traditional Chinese Computer Translation Joke (Score:4, Funny)
The "traditional" joke concerning computer translation is about 30 years old - at least, because I've been telling it that long, and I heard it from somebody else.But it's still a classic.
The original translating computer wasn't voice-recognition; you had to type in your statement in English, and it would be translated to Chinese on the screen. So in order to demonstrate how good it was with colloquial English, the programmer typed in a common saying, "Out of sight, out of mind". The computer whirred and chirped for a couple of minutes, and a column of Chinese characters appeared. The Chinese operator looked quite puzzled, but to play along, he typed (in Chinese characters) exactly what he had read on his screen.
Chirp, whirr, beep, and the machine produced the translation back into English.
It said "Invisible Insanity".
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All _good_ humor has some basis in reality. It's the unexpected disconnections that make humor funny.
It'll be fixed soon (Score:2)
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Skype would become the world leader in calls if and when these bugs are worked out by them before another service leapfrogs them. This will be a wonderful technology to commonly use someday.
I agree that this has the potential to be awesome and skype is great for remote communication but they need a way to use it in person locally.
If I'm having lunch with someone, we don't want to have to have 2 ipads and communicate over skype when we're sitting right next to each other.
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plus it has a cuter mascot.
Translate the mind (Score:4, Funny)
'It's nice to talk to you' was translated as 'It's f*cking nice to f*ck you,'
Seems the damn thing is actually translating what's in your mind instead of what your saying...
That explains so much (Score:2)
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It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.
For instance, at the very moment that an Earthman, Arthur Dent said "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle
Swearing? That's nothing. (Score:3)
Someone on Skype just said to me, "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle". Little punk. If I ever find him...
Challenging indeed (Score:2)
It launched with one of the most challenging of languages,...
Nothing challenging about Chinese - it is pronounced like it's spelled, as the old joke goes. Seriously, though, Chinese is relatively easy to learn, even beyond the elementary stage. There are no grammatical inflections in the way we have in Indo-European languages, for one thing, the grammatical rules are simple and regular (unlike in English), and transcriptions like pinyin represent the sound of the spoken language well, unlike in English: there are many words in the English vocabulary that are pronounc
That's not a f*ckin' bug... (Score:3)
...it's an f*ckin' undocumented feature!
"Skype translate : Gordon Ramsay Edition"
Icebox Robot? (Score:2)
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews (Score:3)