World of Warcraft Saves Lives

A 12 year-old Norwegian boy saved his sister from a moose attack using tactics he learned playing WOW. He managed to 'taunt' the moose away from his sister and then 'feigned death' until the animal lost interest. I would have shielded myself and spammed my frostbolt.

should have re-rolled as a rogue...

[CharlesSaint007]

Preparation, shadowstep, cheap-shot, backstab, kidney-shot, backstab, thistle tea, backstab, blind, vanish, ambush...Dinner!

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[HTH NE1]

A 12 year-old Norwegian boy saved his sister from a moose attack using tactics he learned playing WOW. He managed to 'taunt' the moose away from his sister and then 'feigned death' until the animal lost interest. I would have shielded myself and spammed my frostbolt.

[turns and points at the last camera]

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