The Hawaii Chair

Here is the latest creation from the makers of The Sauna Shoe and The Baby Dumbbell. With The Hawaii Chair, you can exercise your abs and induce vomiting all while you work.

I really hope

[mask.of.sanity]

this is a joke. If not, I hope its lethal so Natural Selection can continue on humans.

Re:

[Stargoat]

I would normally agree, but I noticed that entire cast of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila managed not to be killed and eaten by packs of wild dogs.