Elephants Block the Vote

Voters in eastern Sri Lanka were blocked from polling booths Monday by elephants. Local officials sent a team of commandos in armored personnel carriers and sirens to drive them away and clear the streets. This marks the first time the Republican party has unleashed it's army of vote busting elephants on an Island nation.

Someone has too many mod points...

[damn_registrars]

If they were willing to tag the only comment on a story in "idle" as "troll".

S'truth

[JustOK]

I got stuck behind an elephant once on the way home from work.