Tallahassee Tackles Toilet Troubles

The Florida legislature wants to protect you from one of the biggest problems facing mankind. They want to mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom. With a term as specific as 'enough' I'm sure nobody in Florida will have to ask the person in the next stall if they can spare a square.

Election year circus

[binaryspiral]

Election year brings out the three ring circus.

Trained bears, elephants, trapeze artists, clowns, fire eaters, sword swallowers, and all the rest.

But mostly clowns...

Who comes up with this...

[Ogre840]

Sh!t. Sure it's stinks to end up on the john without enough TP, butt who needs a crappy law to enforce this? Shouldn't company policy dictate "KEEP IT STOCKED!?" Better yet we could have a stack of company policy left in the bathroom just in case. Poo.