The Road Kill Diet

In a blatant attempt to become the next Iron Chef UK, a Kent man has vowed to eat nothing but wild food he can forage, including road kill, for a year. Fergus Drennan will gather his food within a 10 mile radius of his home. Starters on his menu include such things as mushrooms, berries, nuts and acorn coffee. Dead squirrels, foxes, badgers and rabbits he comes across make up his main courses and he plans on using their skins for clothing. Lets hope he's purchased a lot of Altoids.

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[kris.montpetit]

I hope he's also quit his job-Foraging is a full time occupation if you want to be even remotely healthy.

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[somersault]

Doesn't sound like the kind of idea you get when you have a job tbh :P

Ahh, crap ...

[NotBornYesterday]

... if our accounting department hears about this, they're sure to make a mandatory change in our travel policy under "Personal Meals".

Hello, caller, you're on Chatterbox

[HTH NE1]

Caller: Hey, ya ever ate possum? That's some good eating.
Lazlow: Naah, I really can't say I have.
Caller: Hell, ya ought to try it sometime. I tell ya man, it's good eating. Possum, raccoons, even zebra meat. Cooks up pretty good.
Lazlow: Err, do you have anything else to say, or...
Caller: Pigeons. Pigeons are good too. Sometimes, they come with notes attached. It's like a fortune cookie with wings. Squirrels! Squirrels is not so good, they taste like goldfish, meat's real stringy, ya know what I mean?