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Freak show turned into tragedy as...(I can't think of anything that could possibly explain what happened).
The Lemmings don't seem keen on letting Mrs Butt-tommy leaving tho (but there's one putting up a good fight to try to keep her!!)
The Oompah Loompahs wailed as cos-bunnies looked on in shock. There had never been a worse accident in the history of Wonkaville. Charlie's aging bride Trixi was struck so hard by a cart bearing a heavy load of cos-bunnies bound for the juice squeezer that she was knocked completely out of her latex dress and thigh-high boots, and her ass spurted out of her super-tight undies like a pinched watermelon seed. Said ass orbited her corpulent torso nine times before settling on her frontular abdomen.
got it (Score:1)
The Lemmings don't seem keen on letting Mrs Butt-tommy leaving tho (but there's one putting up a good fight to try to keep her!!)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Horrific accident strikes Mrs Wonka. (Score:2, Funny)