Two Women Kidnap Child to Prove How Easy It Is

Laurinda Drake and Elaine Clermont wanted to prove how easy it was to abduct a child from the local elementary school. So they did what any reasonable person would, they abducted one. Drake says that she noticed a young boy walking away from the school after she dropped off her own child. She picked him up and says he didn't know where he lived and he didn't want to go back to school. So she took him to the Clark County School District office. The police have a different story. They say she drove him around to various locations before going to Clermont's house to call the media and set up a meeting at the Clark County Board of Trustees building, where they would turn the boy over to the School District. It looks like these two are only going to prove how easy it is to go to jail for kidnapping.

Not only are they kidnappers...

[jep77]

But they stole my van too. Really though, I'm sure this was just a harmless lesson being taught by two perfectly sane looking women.

That van

[Mr_Congeniality]

That van has got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Who the hell drives around in a van that says "Free Candy"? I'd say Michael Jackson but usually he goes to the parents directory to uh...oh boy...that's not appropriate!