Japanese Man Petitions to Marry Comic Book Wife 5
An extremely lonely Japanese man has started a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world." "I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorize marriage with a two-dimensional character?" he wrote. Hundreds of equally isolated people have joined his campaign so far.
Um...ok? (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
BRB I think my head is exploding with an infinite loop.
from the stuck-together-pages dept. (Score:2)
When I said I wanted my next girlfriend to be more one-dimensional that was not what I had in mind... =)
I'm going to marry her! (Score:1)
I bought a GPS unit a couple months ago.
quote my mother: "Everywhere I go that stupid woman keeps badgering me"
me: "I'm going to marry her!"