Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own As President 11
I hope voting machine DRE 700 (serial number: 34491) is willing to reach across species lines.
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Sometimes I wonder if a hack like that wouldn't be the best way to alert people to their flaws. I mean, if the vote showed that "Diebold" won with 700% of the vote...
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machine conspiracy (Score:1)
This certainly explains why I've received threatening calls from the AT-5000 Autodialer [wikia.com].
Gotta love the Onion (Score:2)
Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?
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Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?
You could bribe it by touching it, you know, the same way you would a Congressman. "Oh yeah, rub my screen good...'
Lol, dammit! (Score:2)
My mod points evaporated, wouldn't you just know?