Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own As President

I hope voting machine DRE 700 (serial number: 34491) is willing to reach across species lines.

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[TheGeniusIsOut]

Its The Onion, its not meant to be understood.

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[Xenographic]

Sometimes I wonder if a hack like that wouldn't be the best way to alert people to their flaws. I mean, if the vote showed that "Diebold" won with 700% of the vote...

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[DanOrc451]

On a scale from 1-10, how fond are you of federal prison?

machine conspiracy

[redshirt]

This certainly explains why I've received threatening calls from the AT-5000 Autodialer [wikia.com].

Gotta love the Onion

[Giant Electronic Bra]

Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?

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[theturtlemoves]

Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?

You could bribe it by touching it, you know, the same way you would a Congressman. "Oh yeah, rub my screen good...'

Lol, dammit!

[Giant Electronic Bra]

My mod points evaporated, wouldn't you just know?