Germany Faces Santa Shortage

A leading German job agency says that the country is running out of qualified Santa Clauses and needs to recruit and train them fast. There was no word on the state of their unqualified Santas or exactly what evil might befall the country should an acceptable Santa level not be met. Jens Wittenberger, in charge of Santa Claus recruitment at the Jobcafe Munich said, "You can't have your Santa drive up in a car. Every child knows that Santa travels in a sleigh pulled by reindeer so we don't want to disappoint anybody."