Burger King Releases Burger-scented Men's Body Spray

designperfection9 writes "Burger King has lit a flame in the deodorant industry with the release of a new men's body spray called 'Flame.' The bottle is believed to contain the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Let me know when they come up with a french fry-scented laundry detergent.

I'm getting this immediately

[Gizzmonic]

It will be perfect synergy when the Flame body spray meets my "home of the Whopper" underwear.

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[giantweevil]

Won't the ladies be disappointed when you turn out to only have a big mac?

Chicks dig a big Mac

[tepples]

I'd imagine that the chicks dig a 24" iMac a lot more than a smudgy HP TouchSmart PC.

And in related news

[gijoel]

Bear attacks and cannibalism is up 500%. Scientists at Burger King say that there is no direct correlation.

Men's Body Spray?

[Moosacious]

It should be a women's perfume. I've often wondered if a meaty smelling woman would be appealing to me or not. I somehow feel that a meaty man would be kind of a put off to women.

Makes sense

[Mouldy]

I suppose, if you're desperate enough to want to try this deodorant is most likely desperate enough to ef a fatty. In which case, this deodorant is perfect for the job.

Dopamine

[MillionthMonkey]

An orgasm is the dopamine equivalent of two cheeseburgers, so if you apply this to both underarms, there you go.