Cape-Wearing Man Robs Adult Store With Wooden Sword

David William Hadeen is facing criminal charges after allegedly donning a cape and robbing an adult store with a wooden sword. David, wearing an American flag sequin hat, green shirt, blue jeans, tennis shoes and red cape, entered L'amour Shoppe and went straight to an area of the store that features sexual-enhancing devices. Hadeen allegedly took one of the enhancing devices, worth about $200, and waved the sword at a clerk "as if to ward him off," said Sacramento police Officer Konrad Von Schoech. When police made contact with Hadeen he was still wearing the cape and hat. The sword was lying on the ground, along with the apparatus, which appeared to have been opened. It's a shame when someone twists something as innocent as Mad Libs into something illegal.