Wal-Mart Shopper Finds Human Teeth In Wallet 5
A shopper at a Wal-Mart made a gruesome find when he discovered the wallet he had just purchased contained 10 human teeth. The teeth were determined to be from an adult; one of them had a filling, police said. DNA tests can not be done on the teeth because there was no blood or gum tissue attached. When asked what he planned on doing with the wallet, he answered, "I plan on being more polite to the customer service people when I return it than the last guy."
Wallett bites man in ass (Score:1)
An area man Bernie Maydoff was shocked today to find out his wallet--the trusted home of his money, credit cards, and old pictures of his children--had bitten him square in the buttock.
"I was just minding my own business when suddenly: BAM! I thought I sharted, or at least just let an amazing amout of gas go in public...I was wrong...boy was I wrong" Maydoff was quoted. Maydoff has recently been the source of a wall-street scandal where he helped the wallets of many other individuals bite them in the ass.
Should of brought it to Flossed and Found... (Score:1, Funny)
The guy who turned in the wallet missed the boat. In another zipped compartment in that wallet was a note that says:
'Whoever finds this wallet (and my teeth!), gets a free dental checkup at Dr. We#$&ven's office."
It's a new guerrilla marketing campaign campaign that's spreading. If you find a foot in your laundry detergent, you get a free visit to the podiatrist.
oh the irony (Score:2)
Wallet pouches aren't that big... (Score:2)
... and they're flat, designed for cards, photos, etc.
But teeth are 3D, and adult teeth aren't that small. How in the heck did ten teeth fit into such a pouch?