Politician Angry Over "Gay" Elephant In Zoo

A Polish politician is upset with his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not make little elephants. Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, said, "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there. We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" It is unlikely that zoo officials will be able to teach or counsel Ninio out of his alternative lifestyle because a gay elephant, like his straight counterpart, never forgets.

The quote in the article is wrong

[Profane MuthaFucka]

Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, said, "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there. We were only paying for a large, delicious looking elephant cock, not attached to an actual elephant. We were hoping to graft the elephant cock onto a young citizen of our gay city of Poznan, as a tourist attraction. Polish men would have visited our city endlessly to see a beautiful elephant c

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[grub]

The translation in the summary must have automated from google, I couldn't figure out what he was angry about. Yours makes much more sense.
Thank you!

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[Camann]

Now they'll just have to go back to hanging off cliffsides [dailymail.co.uk] to pass the time instead.