Researchers Discover James Bond Prefers Brunettes

A group of researchers set out to discover what makes the ideal Bond girl. Why they did this is anybody's guess. Perhaps they had already determined how many fools Mr. T would pity on an average day. The team assessed the physical traits of all 195 female characters in the first 20 movies, then contrasted the characteristics of the 98 who had "sexual contact" with Bond with those of the 97 who did not. They found that the women Bond sleeps with tend to be younger, slimmer and more attractive than the women he does not. Amazing. "A majority of female characters engaged in some sexual activity, particularly those in major roles. And the great majority of sexual behaviors involved Bond himself," says the research team, led by Kimberly Neuendorf, professor of communication at Cleveland State University, Ohio.

Grantsmanship at it's best!

[Locke2005]

Can I get a grant to research what kind of women pizza delivery boys prefer for casual sex? I already have a voluminous collection of source material in the related area.

Can you imagine the group of "researchers" sitting around watching Bond flicks all day, while continuously giggling, "Can you believe we're getting PAID for this!!!"

Huh? Everybody

[Fotograf]

Everybody prefers brunettes!

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[Merls the Sneaky]

I prefer red heads myself. I leave it as a task for your imagination as to why. ;)

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[Lazypete]

Im a not-naturaly-colored-hair fetishist! None of the bond girls are my type.