Nude Man Gets Trapped In His Dryer

Dave Chapman got so drunk Saturday that doing laundry almost killed him. After a night of drinking with his friends, a pantless Dave looked into his dryer for a pair of clean underwear. He didn't see a pair, so he stuck his head in a little farther. Still not finding a pair, he managed to get his shoulders inside to get a better look. Next came his arms, and finally the realization that he was stuck. "I was panicking because there was no air," he said. With the help of his friends, ambulance staff, a female police officer, and two fire brigades, Dave was freed from the machine and was finally able to put on some pants.

With Friends like these...

[ArcherB]

You would think one of his "friends" would have had the respect and decency to put a pair of pants on this guy.

What kind of 'pants' do they use in NZ?

[FTWinston]

American "trouser" pants, or british "underpants" pants? I imagine its the latter, but this being primarily an american site, it seems best to confirm. Or at least to point it out.

Insert...

[Nathrael]

...lame "Idle is pants" pun here.