Passenger Avoids Delay By Fixing Plane Himself 178
It would be a shame if an engineer on a recent Thomas Cook Airlines flight doesn't get a complimentary first class upgrade every time he flies. The engineer was on flight TCX9641 when it was announced that the trip would be delayed eight hours, while a mechanic was flown in to fix a problem. Luckily for the other passengers, the engineer happened to work for Thomsonfly Airlines, which has a reciprocal maintenance agreement with Thomas Cook. After about 35 minutes the man fixed the problem and the flight was on its way. A spokeswoman for Thomas Cook said, "When they announced there was a technical problem he came forward and said who he was. We checked his licence and verified he was who he said he was, and he was able to fix the problem to avoid the delay. We are very grateful that he was on the flight that day."
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Re:BREAKING NEWS: Plane engineer fixes plane (Score:5, Insightful)
Plane engineer fixes plane, and what's news about that, you ask?
How often does the engineer just happen to be there already, as opposed to needing to be flown in from eight hours away...
How often does an engineer do the job for free...
And how often does one ride in the plane after he successfully repairs it? Personally, if my flight is delayed because the plane is broken down, I'd be very reassured to have the guy who fixes it riding in the same flying tin can as myself...
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This led to an interesting fiasco in around 1987. A chopper on route to pick up the Prime minister has technical difficulties and makes an emergency landing on a high school football field (You yanks call it soucker). One of the Army Helecopter mechanics teaches math at that high school so he gos out to fix it. Then he offers to fly it back to camp (Another bird picked up the PM while the repair was going on).
How is this relevant?
He crashed the helicopter on the way back to camp.
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Where does it say he fixed it "for free"?
It says ThomsonFly and Thomas Cook have a reciprocal maintenance agreement, and he worked for ThomsonFly and was on a Thomas Cook airplane. This is really no different than if a company engineer had been on the plane.
He did his job and he will get paid for it. There's nothing all that remarkable about it. Engineers fly all the time just like anybody else. The only thing remotely unusual about this story is that there was a reciprocal maintenance agreement involve
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It didn't really say either way. Since the summary falsely implied that the guy who was quoted was the engineer who fixed the plane, and he was on holiday, I at first assumed that he was on his own time. Since he wasn't the same guy, I have no idea whether the engineer was able to go on the clock or not, but the informality of it would lead me to guess that he did it on his time.
I looked to see if I could find a more informative article but I didn't come up with much.
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The article doesn't say anything about him fixing it for free. He probably filled out a time-card for overtime as soon as he got to work the next day.
When an engineer is flown into a remote airport to fix something, she's got to get home somehow. I bet she takes a ride on whichever airplane is going in the direction she needs to go, regardless of whether it is the one she just
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The article doesn't say anything about him fixing it for free. He probably filled out a time-card for overtime as soon as he got to work the next day.
True enough, although I'd expect there'd be plenty of red tape involved in actually getting paid for that unapproved overtime. Or, maybe they were able to get it all called in and approved in advance... no telling without more information, I suppose.
When an engineer is flown into a remote airport to fix something, she's got to get home somehow. I bet she takes a ride on whichever airplane is going in the direction she needs to go, regardless of whether it is the one she just fixed or not. These people are professionals, if they didn't think it was safe to fly in, they would not have signed off on the work. Forcing the mechanic to fly in the aircraft that was just fixed isn't going to make it any safer, it will just lead to more mechanics getting paid to sit in airplanes rather than fixing them.
Also true enough. Obviously it would be entirely impractical to make that mandatory. However, it'd still be reassuring to an already uneasy passenger (and there are plenty of people who are uneasy fliers) whose flight is delayed cause the plane's busted... okay,
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She's also told me an amusing story about a flight attendant who is also an AME
Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:5, Insightful)
I imagine if he had tried to pull that in the US he'd be colling his heels naked in a TSA holding cell by now.
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Hmmm
The incident happened in Menorca, the USA's DHS has no jurisdiction in Europe...
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Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:5, Funny)
The USA's DHS has no jurisdiction in Europe....
YET!
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Now only if there was a terroristic attack...
*ducks and runs*
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Is why no good deed goes unpunished because the best-laid schemes of mice an' men gang oft a-gley an' la'e us nought but grief and pain for promis'd joy?
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Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:5, Insightful)
Doesn't matter if he _could_ work on the plane. Many union rules forbid unscheduled activity. In effect, this guy took away 8 hours of pay from his union brother.
What if he got hurt while working on the plane? Would the airline claim responsibility? His employer, even though the were not paying him for the labour?
I'm not saying what he did wasn't sensible, but when you're dealing with unions and bureaucracy you must discard all common sense and reasonableness first.
Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:4, Insightful)
Doesn't matter if he _could_ work on the plane. Many union rules forbid unscheduled activity. In effect, this guy took away 8 hours of pay from his union brother.
His "union brother" works a standard work week regardless. He'll just be working on a different plane. There is no shortage of work for airline engineers.
And the repair took 35 minutes, not 8 hours. The 8 hours was presumably to fly an engineer in. He likely would not have been paid for all that time (he would have been paid for "flight time" but not his full transit time, which is what the 8 hours refers to).
What if he got hurt while working on the plane?
Covered in the maintenance agreement.
I would like to point out that various airlines have maintenance sharing agreements in the United States as well. The industry wouldn't work otherwise. Imagine an airline that flies just one or two flights into an airport per day - as many do to many airports - but having to have a full maintenance contingent at every one of those airports. Talk about inefficiency...
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Actually, union rules would have forbidden him from touching the plane in the U.S. even if were an American in that union.
Skeptical. Reference?
Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:5, Informative)
I can't give you a reference on that but I can tell you I was reprimanded and almost fired from a factory job where I assembled cartons for glass packaging. We had to cut strands of the cardboard away from the boxes to deal with mismatched cartons. Anyways, one day the shavings and cuttings were getting particularly heavy and started to create a hazard where the floor became slippery and presented a tripping hazard. I picked up a broom and swept the cuttings away from my work area and the shop steward started jumping my ass because they paid someone else to sweep the floor and I was taking his job away. I was told I was getting wrote up over it. I went off on the guy and the floor supervisor when he backed him up.
I quit the job before the reprimand could go through. That's my experience with a union and it backs the idea put forth by the GP. Of course every union will be different but I'm not sure if in this area. Unions are about getting money for people at the expense of the business, not saving the business money.
Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:4, Interesting)
I worked at UPS in the Technology Support Group some years ago. One day I was in Naples, FL training employees how to scan packages using a new tracking system. I was standing next to an employee and showing him how to hold the scanner (distance from package, laser placement etc.). So I take up a letter, scan it, then put it into a bin to get processed. Soon as I do this, two very large guys walk up behind me. "What are you doing?" they ask. Because they're in suits, I think they're some managers. I explain that I'm showing the employee how to use the scanner. "I saw you load that package," one guy tells me. Not familiar with all the vagaries of union rules, I say, "Yes, just a couple." I'm thinking that they want to make sure I put it in the right bin or something else. "What are you doing touching packages?" they ask me. I really didn't know what to say because I was really confused by his question. Luckily an actual manager rushed up at that point to straighten out everything.
I hear later that not being an hourly employee, I am not allowed to touch packages. This is doubly true when union reps are standing behind me.
I'm not particularly fond of many of the managers at UPS as they would do things that I thought were just as shady. For example, managers would instruct the belt supervisors to stagger the start times on each employee working a conveyor belt. The reasoning was that packages would get to the rear of the belt several minutes after they hit the front of the belt. But they wouldn't tell this to the employees. The employees had to be in their area and ready to work at start time (around 4AM), but because of the stagger, would be cheated out of 30 minutes to an hour each week. I.e., show up to work at 4AM and you won't get paid until 4:20AM but you need to be prepared as soon as the belt starts up.
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I must say that as a British citizen I was amazed at the power unions have in America. Prior to dealing with them, my perception had always been that labour laws in America were much more lax than ours, and that people got screwed by their employers left, right and centre. What I didn't expect was that the unions, where present, would more than make up for this by being chokingly overbearing.
I was working for a company who were developing systems for guiding US Marine mechanics through repair procedures.
Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:5, Insightful)
the reason unions have so much power in the US is because the labour laws are so lax. in countries with strong labour protection laws, like most of Europe, Canada, Australia, etc., the government has been set up to protect the workers. Unions aren't needed as much, and so they do not exert their power... truth be told, I have never worked at a company that was unionized, because unions are dying a slow death in this country (Canada). Outside of the federal government and manufacturing sectors, most people are not unionized any more. who needs collective bargaining when we have public health care benefits, labour laws that say you can't be fired without cause and that you're entitled to severance if you've worked there more than 90 days, and a wealth of other fundamental rights that have traditionally been fought for by unions?
In the US, though, things are different. Employers have much more power that they can exert, and as a result, the employees need to exert more collective power. It's protectionism. For starters, look up what it means to live in an "at will" state: you can be fired at any time, with no notice, no severance, and without cause. they need unions in the US, and so the unions exist, and they exert power.
MOD PARENT UP!!! (Score:2)
Quite insightful.
Unions are dying in the US as well (Score:2)
Unions are dying a slow, painful death [google.com] here in the US too.
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So....your argument is that employees have too much power over companies, because companies have too much power over employees?
Wow...just...wow.
There's just layers of ignorance and government co-dependency there.
Let me add something to the mix for you:
The company can't move to another place without this sort of union abuse because federal laws prohibi
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You do realize that these situations were completely different, right?
In the factory, it makes sense to not have you sweep, since you can't do your real job while you sweep. Your problem was the sweep guy wasn't getting his job done. When you cover for the sweep guy, he's able to slack off more while you get less done.
As for this situation, it's pretty clear from the article that the airline assigned this guy to do the repair work on the other airline's plane as part of their agreement. The tech will hav
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Well, actually, no. I didn't sweep up, I swept it out of my road. The sweep guy still had plenty to do (wherever he was) as it all was around the perimeter of my workspace. My guess he was the one gluing the boxes together on the line before me because they were all fcked up. And I'm not going to risk personal injury to protect someone's job who wasn't doing it. That's a lot to ask of a person and it never should be done in a work place around conveyor belts, sharp knives, and moving machinery.
If it wasn't
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Yes, and the business is about getting money for itself at the expense of anyone it can, including the employees, not treating employees fairly. What's your point?
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An anecdote:
One of my coworkers was at a warehouse type facility and needed to put his laptop on the bench area to troubleshoot a problem. There was a box in the way, so he picked it up and moved it to another pile of boxes a few feet away. He got reprimanded for his behavior (although not formally as we don't work for that facility, they are our customer), because he took work away from the box-moving people.
With that behavior, I find it very plausible that he wouldn't have been allowed to work on that pl
Re:Charity is Unpatriotic (Score:4, Funny)
Actually I was thinking that they should make the repair crew regularly fly on the planes they service. I would be much more trusting of repairs made by people who are planning on flying on the planes they are servicing.
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Is the failure rate nearly bad enough to justify...
Possibly not, though after the first few weeks you could discontinue the program since all of the bad mechanics would have weeded themselves out by then.
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the corporate ass-covering lawyers would have got there first.
Actually, they already were... they are a prime reason why such stupid rules exist.
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Assuming the teamsters didn't get to him first.
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This is too much. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:This is too much. (Score:4, Insightful)
What, you didn't think to bring your own parachute either?
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And then we can just GPL the whole thing....
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wait - soon it's going to be everyone stick their arms out the window and flap real hard
ob NiemÃller (Score:2)
.. but I didn't speak up because I wasn't Soylent Green. .. but I didn't speak up because I wasn't Charlie Brown. .. but I didn't speak up because I wasn't Technician Ted. .. but I didn't speak up because I wasn't Striker, Ted.
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First they took away all the food and gave us peanuts. Then they went all the way and said, "Bring your own food". Now bring your own technician. What next? Bring your own pilot?
No, no. First they took away all the food and gave us peanuts. Then they took away the peanuts and said, "bring your own food." Then they forbade us to bring our own food and forced us to buy theirs. Now you bring your own technician. What's next, you ask? You won't be allowed to bring your own technician, but for an extra $5,000 per flight they will let you pay to have the plane put in working order. Passengers will take up collections amongst themselves to come up with the extortion money before th
Who is "the engineer"? (Score:3, Informative)
The article quotes Keith Lomax as saying "It was reassuring to know the person who had fixed it was still on the aeroplane" which strongly implies Lomax is not the engineer. No other individual is named.
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John Galt.
-Peter
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"It was reassuring [to the other passengers] to know the person who had fixed it was still on the aeroplane"
The sentence just above that talks about applause from the other passengers.
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On second read, Mr. Lomax appears to be just some dude on the plane, and not the repairman.
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Seams like a excellent new procedure for any major repair; from now on the lead mechanic that works on a plane, must be on the next flight with their first born, or some equally important family member.
That's what happened with a co-worker who repaired hand held mine detectors in Vietnam. The field Sargent asked him if it was fixed, then physically drug his (very unwilling) ass and the detector to a live mine field to prove it. It made him a very through technician, even to this date.
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It doesn't imply that. It was either a slip-streamed quote from the stewardess (as mentioned in the preceding paragf), or a pompous use, by Lomax, of the third-person to generalize a specific narrative into an aphorism.
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Hrm (Score:5, Funny)
Shouldn't you get the death penalty for something like this? Seriously, this malcontent took work from airline repairmen. That is almost like eating babies. I say death to the traitor.
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No, no, this is win-win. The reason that it was going to take hours to fix was due to the technician's union mandated 5 hour coffee break. Since the other guy was already there, the first guy didn't have to leave the coffee shop.
Don't worry, neither of the poor technicians was denied their 100 dollars/hr rate, they both still got paid time and a half for their efforts. The airline was just happy that they could leave almost on time for once.
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"Don't worry, neither of the poor technicians was denied their 100 dollars/hr rate"
I know you're trying to be funny, (and apparently succeeding!), but, a good friend of mine works as an airline repair tech. He makes ~$25.00 per hour.
Maybe some airlines pay $100.00 per hour, but not the one he works for.
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No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express (Score:3, Funny)
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express....
During the flight he delivered a baby, performed a partial liver transplant, devised an experiment to test string theory, rescued Schrodinger's cat from the "box of death", and helped the elderly Fitzsimmons sisters join the "mile high club".
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If your post was supposed to be funny, I have some bad news.
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Agreed! More so when I consider that my mother's family name is Fitzsimmons!
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Well, it was both informative and funny until you looked at it...
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What, no pony? sheeez!
-dZ.
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I certainly hope you had someone else finish it. Poor guy running around with his liver hanging out - "There we were at 30,000 feet and my surgeon just walked away...."
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What exactly is a partial liver transplant? Did you only replace a part of the liver?
No, it's where you get to the part where you take the old one out, but don't bother to finish.
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What exactly is a partial liver transplant? Did you only replace a part of the liver?
http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/short/356/15/1545 [nejm.org]
Bad summary! (Score:5, Insightful)
Keith Lomax was not the engineer who fixed the plane. From the article:
Keith Lomax is just a passenger, on vacation with his wife, who witnessed the event and talked about it to the reporter.
Jeez! now not even the submitters are R'ingTFA!
-dZ.
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Damn man! They were trying to preserve his identity and you blew it!
Now MacGyver is exposed! Thank-you-very-much! All these years of hard work trying to infiltrate him in an undisclosed terrorist cell for nothing!
More useful than a skymarshall... (Score:2)
lol (Score:3, Interesting)
been there, done that.
more or less :)
I got drafted by our airplane mechanic a couple times to help as i was the only one who could reach the other end of a bolt. Apparently the license test for a mechanic neglects to include a test for double jointedness.....
As long as the dude fixing it is going to fly on it i am all for it. After a couple major repairs on my dad's plane he would take the mechanic along on the 1st flight. Since he got on board we figured the front gear would come down this time ;)
Our little flight school had some crack people tho. The chief instructor got an ovation from the tower bringing in a fast little twin with no nose gear. Dead stick, both props feathered and moved with the starter out of the way...only scrapped up the nose a bit. Well, as little as sliding aluminum onto concrete at 50mph can be...
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Most insurance companies will terminate your policy if you try that crap. They may appreciate the $20,000 you saved them, but they aren't about to let you put millions at that level of risk again.
rj
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hehe, just a little Cessna 310 albeit a fast one. Charters and training and noone else onboard at the time and lots of runway but still took some nerve. Did so little damage they got the ok to drop and lock the gear and fly it back a few miles for repair (without retracting gear obviously)
We gave her a hard time (in jest) as it was insured for more than cost ;) Both engines and the nose probably would have totaled it back then (quite some time ago)
So would have the repair, as we also owned a repair facility
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Fly to an airport with full emergency equipment, declare an emergency, make a normal, fully controlled landing and let the damn props hit the runway. It means an engine teardown (two in the case of a twin), but it doesn't endanger life and limb any more than an ordinary landing.
Once the main gear is on the ground, it's not unreasonable to kill the engines; if they stop completely before the props touch down, the bill will be
A caveman could have done it (Score:3, Funny)
It's nothing, just push the 'reset' button, and tell the pilot 'no more porn on the plane computer!'
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When did UK slang become all the rage on Slashdot?
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Well, that has to do with this story [bbc.co.uk], which was featured on Slashdot.
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Are we sure that there is more than one person tagging, or has zobier just been trying to create his own meme for the last year?
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If it was just some random guy, sure, then you should worry.
Don't forget, this guy was a real, licensed aircraft mechanic who was qualified to work on this type of aircraft, and would have had a decent chance of working on that specific aircraft given that they had reciprocal maintenance agreements.
This isn't the same as having the fat guy with 10,000 hours in type on Microsoft Flight Simulator fly you in when the pil
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